Simon's Peculiar Portions

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Taken from our Peculiar Portions YouTube series, this is a full recording of our weekly sessions where Simon drags Lewis through the wonderful world of weird Internet news.

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12.22.2022

Thanks for listening to our weird stories on the couch this year <3 Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! Check out ...

Simon's Peculiar Portions episodes:

12.22.2022 Simon's Christmas Portions 2022 - KFC-scented firewood Thanks for listening to our weird stories on the couch this year <3 Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! Check out ...
11.17.2022 The goats that crave human pee - Simon's Peculiar Portions #75 Goats and human pee, pig semen, and San Franciscan Sodom and Gomorrah. Just a normal day on the PP sofa. Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this ...
11.10.2022 THE LIVE SHOW - Simon's Peculiar Portions #74 We livestreamed this as part of Pickaxe's podcast week! So it's a bit weird. Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! Check ...
10.27.2022 Simon's Spookuliar Portions #73 It's Halloween! WoooOOooOOooo! Let's look at some spooOoOOoOOky stories for ages fiiiIIiIiiIIve and uuuUUuuUuunder! Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! Check ...
10.13.2022 Lidl ordered to destroy bunnies - Peculiar Portions Podcast #72 Buckle up for some weird ones this week. Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! This week, a man spends a lot ...
10.06.2022 Pilot catches nude Airdroppers - Peculiar Portions Podcast #71 Buckle up for some weird ones this week. Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! This week, a man spends a lot ...
09.29.2022 Vicar makes special friends with hoover - Peculiar Portions Podcast #70 Buckle up for some weird ones this week. Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! This week, a man spends a lot ...
09.22.2022 Snoop Dogg launches cereal - Peculiar Portions Podcast #69 Episode 69 and we're talking about Snoop Dogg. Feels like there should be some kind of joke there? Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick ...
09.15.2022 Passenger fined $1,874 for smuggling McMuffins - Simon's Peculiar Portions #68 Is a McDonald's really THAT worth it? Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! This week, a man spends a lot of ...
09.08.2022 Man crashes into shop, runs off and is attacked by emu - Simon's Peculiar Portions #67 This week, a man crashes his car and is then chased by a chef who should have been doing his job for 15 minutes. And somewhere in there, an emu has a go. Taken from our YouTube series, these are ...
08.25.2022 Indian farmers stream fake cricket match to Russian betters - Peculiar Portions Podcast #66 This week, a man pushes a peanut up a mountain with his nose, using his stupid brain. Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of ...
08.18.2022 Man pushes peanut up mountain with his nose - Peculiar Portions Podcast #65 This week, a man pushes a peanut up a mountain with his nose, using his stupid brain. Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of ...
08.11.2022 Mexican mayor marries alligator - Peculiar Portions Podcast #64 This week, Lewis considers the best way to propose to an alligator to save the city's cider reserves. Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick ...
08.04.2022 Beer made from recycled toilet water - Peculiar Portions Podcast #63 This week, Simon tries to woo Lewis with a very sexy voice. Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! This week, a ...
07.28.2022 Man Finds Intact Woolly Mammoth - Peculiar Portions Podcast #62 This week, Lewis the Prospector finds a special kind of treasure. Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! This week, a man ...
07.21.2022 Mr. Happy Face, World's Ugliest Dog - Peculiar Portions Podcast #61 This week, we look at the world's MOST BEAUTIFUL DOG. Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! This week, a man spends ...
07.14.2022 Company pays $2,000 to release 100 cockroaches into your home - Peculiar Portions Podcast #60 This week, how many cockroaches would you let someone release into your house for $2,000? Don't worry, it's only for a few days! Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and ...
07.07.2022 Woman keeps smiling potato for 5 years - Peculiar Portions Podcast #59 This week, we're looking at the possible Turin Shroud of potato. And other non-animal news. Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! ...
06.30.2022 Missing tortoise survives 30 years in attic - Peculiar Portions Podcast #58 This week, Lewis and Simon are going full Animal News and checking out a bunch of different stories from hippos to mountain lions! Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and ...
06.23.2022 Man spends $15k to live as a dog - Peculiar Portions Podcast #57 Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! This week, a man spends a lot of money to fulfill his lifelong dream of ...
06.16.2022 2-year old orders 31 cheeseburgers - Peculiar Portions Podcast #56 Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit ...
06.09.2022 Pee news - Peculiar Portions Podcast #55 Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit ...
06.02.2022 Jubilee News - Peculiar Portions Podcast #54 Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit ...
05.26.2022 Florida: The best and worst personalised license plates - Peculiar Portions Podcast #53 Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit ...
05.19.2022 Cereal news - Peculiar Portions Podcast #52 Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit ...
05.12.2022 Dog lured to safety by sausage drone - Peculiar Portions Podcast #51 Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit ...
05.05.2022 Spider-man warned not to poo on canal rocks - Peculiar Portions #50 Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit ...
04.28.2022 Driftwood log gets adopted, finds forever home - Peculiar Portions Podcast #49 Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit ...
04.21.2022 Bum news - Peculiar Portions Podcast #48 !DISCLAIMER! We've had some issues with Lewis mic this week - apologies for the extra noise, it will be fixed. Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this ...
04.14.2022 The rideable robot goat - Peculiar Portions Podcast #47 !DISCLAIMER! We've had some issues with Lewis mic this week - apologies for the extra noise, it will be fixed. Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this ...
03.24.2022 Zoo hires Marvin Gaye impersonator to breed monkeys - Peculiar Portions Podcast #46 !DISCLAIMER! We've had some issues with Lewis mic this week - apologies for the extra noise, it will be fixed. Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this ...
03.17.2022 Giant strawberry sets Guinness world record - Peculiar Portions Podcast #45 !DISCLAIMER! We've had some issues with Lewis mic this week - apologies for the extra noise, it will be fixed. Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this ...
03.10.2022 Sonic The Hedgehog robs bank - Peculiar Portions Podcast #44 !DISCLAIMER! Simon's mic had some issues this week, but the recording was just so funny we had to share it with you. Beware of occasional crackling! Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon ...
03.03.2022 Family discover sinister clown painting in their garden - Peculiar Portions Podcast #43 Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit ...
02.24.2022 The house with a shark stuck in its roof - Peculiar Portions Podcast #42 Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit ...
02.17.2022 Man balances 85 spoons on his body for world record - Peculiar Portions Podcast #41 Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit ...
02.10.2022 The Mystery of the San Francisco Gingerbread Monolith - Peculiar Portions Podcast #40 Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit ...
02.03.2022 Asparagus psychic makes 2022 predictions - Peculiar Portions Podcast #39 Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit ...
01.20.2022 Bird of the year won by a bat - Peculiar Portions Podcast #38 Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit ...
01.13.2022 Giant stone phallus collection stolen - Peculiar Portions Podcast #37 Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit ...
01.06.2022 The garden where everything can kill you - Peculiar Portions Podcast #36 Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit ...
12.30.2021 Arctic UFO base found on Google Maps - Peculiar Portions Podcast #35 Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit ...
12.23.2021 The Gävle goat - Xmas Peculiar Portions Podcast Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit ...
12.16.2021 Angry parrot swears in northern accent - Peculiar Portions Podcast #33 Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit ...
11.25.2021 Doll with threatening note found in wall - Peculiar Portions Podcast #32 Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit ...
11.18.2021 10,000 adult butt toys stuck in truck in Calais - Peculiar Portions Podcast #31 Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit ...
11.11.2021 Fuel thief accidentally siphons motorhome toilet into his own mouth - Peculiar Portions Podcast #30 Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit ...
11.04.2021 Peculiar Portions Podcast #29 - Cows Successfully Potty Trained Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit ...
10.28.2021 Peculiar Portions Podcast #28 - The Florida Man Game Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit ...
10.21.2021 Peculiar Portions Podcast #27 - Naked woman drives golf cart through police stand-off Taken from our YouTube series, these are the full sessions of Lewis and Simon sitting down and looking through this week's pick of weird news! Check out the video series on YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFbHhDt8zk&list=PL3XZNMGhpynMFyKdRO8QJPsKnN59fmDsd&index=2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit ...

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Simon's Christmas Portions 2022 - KFC-scented firewood

The goats that crave human pee - Simon's Peculiar Portions #75

THE LIVE SHOW - Simon's Peculiar Portions #74

Simon's Spookuliar Portions #73

Lidl ordered to destroy bunnies - Peculiar Portions Podcast #72

Pilot catches nude Airdroppers - Peculiar Portions Podcast #71

Vicar makes special friends with hoover - Peculiar Portions Podcast #70

Snoop Dogg launches cereal - Peculiar Portions Podcast #69

Passenger fined $1,874 for smuggling McMuffins - Simon's Peculiar Portions #68

Man crashes into shop, runs off and is attacked by emu - Simon's Peculiar Portions #67

Indian farmers stream fake cricket match to Russian betters - Peculiar Portions Podcast #66

Man pushes peanut up mountain with his nose - Peculiar Portions Podcast #65

Mexican mayor marries alligator - Peculiar Portions Podcast #64

Beer made from recycled toilet water - Peculiar Portions Podcast #63

Man Finds Intact Woolly Mammoth - Peculiar Portions Podcast #62

Mr. Happy Face, World's Ugliest Dog - Peculiar Portions Podcast #61

Company pays $2,000 to release 100 cockroaches into your home - Peculiar Portions Podcast #60

Woman keeps smiling potato for 5 years - Peculiar Portions Podcast #59

Missing tortoise survives 30 years in attic - Peculiar Portions Podcast #58

Man spends $15k to live as a dog - Peculiar Portions Podcast #57

2-year old orders 31 cheeseburgers - Peculiar Portions Podcast #56

Pee news - Peculiar Portions Podcast #55

Jubilee News - Peculiar Portions Podcast #54

Florida: The best and worst personalised license plates - Peculiar Portions Podcast #53

Cereal news - Peculiar Portions Podcast #52

Dog lured to safety by sausage drone - Peculiar Portions Podcast #51

Spider-man warned not to poo on canal rocks - Peculiar Portions #50

Driftwood log gets adopted, finds forever home - Peculiar Portions Podcast #49

Bum news - Peculiar Portions Podcast #48

The rideable robot goat - Peculiar Portions Podcast #47

Zoo hires Marvin Gaye impersonator to breed monkeys - Peculiar Portions Podcast #46

Giant strawberry sets Guinness world record - Peculiar Portions Podcast #45

Sonic The Hedgehog robs bank - Peculiar Portions Podcast #44

Family discover sinister clown painting in their garden - Peculiar Portions Podcast #43

The house with a shark stuck in its roof - Peculiar Portions Podcast #42

Man balances 85 spoons on his body for world record - Peculiar Portions Podcast #41

The Mystery of the San Francisco Gingerbread Monolith - Peculiar Portions Podcast #40

Asparagus psychic makes 2022 predictions - Peculiar Portions Podcast #39

Bird of the year won by a bat - Peculiar Portions Podcast #38

Giant stone phallus collection stolen - Peculiar Portions Podcast #37

The garden where everything can kill you - Peculiar Portions Podcast #36

Arctic UFO base found on Google Maps - Peculiar Portions Podcast #35

The Gävle goat - Xmas Peculiar Portions Podcast

Angry parrot swears in northern accent - Peculiar Portions Podcast #33

Doll with threatening note found in wall - Peculiar Portions Podcast #32

10,000 adult butt toys stuck in truck in Calais - Peculiar Portions Podcast #31

Fuel thief accidentally siphons motorhome toilet into his own mouth - Peculiar Portions Podcast #30

Peculiar Portions Podcast #29 - Cows Successfully Potty Trained

Peculiar Portions Podcast #28 - The Florida Man Game

Peculiar Portions Podcast #27 - Naked woman drives golf cart through police stand-off