Slappin' Bird

Slappin' Bird

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Slappin' Bird episodes

  • Focus on the Chaps with Jesse

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    We welcome Jesse to the podcast, a local vagrant and war criminal, and we discuss the lengths we went to get him on the podcast.  We migrate into conversations about necrophilia, bukkake, the Handjob Witch sells her milking table, among other terrible and horrendous things.  Enjoy!

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    1 hr 17 min
  • Jeffrey Epstein is Alive, and He Is Ice Cream Jones

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    Jeffrey Epstein reportedly dies by suicide by hanging. A mysterious suicide "tape".  Ice Cream Jones.  The Handjob Witch. Stericycle? How are they all connected?  In this episode we take you on a rollercoaster of drama and action as we begin to unravel the story of how Jeffrey Epstein killed himself, and why.  We are joined by Damien as we uncover disturbing details about the relationship between Epstein, the Handjob Witch, and hog meat.  

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    1 hr 9 min
  • Donald Glover Does Cokes with (De-boned) Elvis

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    Without a guest and without Alex again, we are left to our own devices.  We imagine what its like at Graceland; if Elvis was "alive", and much more. Step into the weird world of Slappin' Bird. Enjoy. Leave a comment.  Get some stickers and magnets.  

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    1 hr 27 min
  • Epstein Island with Turtle

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    This week we're joined by Turtle, a vagrant from Warwick who spends his time on Twitter making fake accounts just to harass and stalk Lebron James. We're also joined by Ben, a longtime substitute for Alex, who is dead. We break tradition and check in on everyone's mental health (very important) and namedrop everyone who spent time on Epstein's Island, a billionaire's trading colony for the trafficking of children among powerful oligarchs.  Send us a DM with your feedback on the episode!

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    1 hr 33 min
  • The Ballad of Bryan, the Boy Made of Dick-Headskin

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    In this episode we are joined by Brian, one of three people in the world to have his body totally encapsulated by the same skin that comprises your dick head (or glans).  He is joined by his surgeon, Jean-Claud Long, who explains how the entire mix-up happened, and then our halftime musician performs a new song for us, "Pizza Bun"! We are so excited to hear their material, you may have heard of them, the Barenaked Ladies? After that, we reminisce on some Rhode Island-specific things, and round it off with a good ole shout out to our friend G Johnce.  Love you G Johnce.  Also, fuck you G Johnce! Visit Gjohnce.com

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    1 hr 29 min

About Slappin' Bird

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Sometimes three, sometimes five best pals and their exquisitely-built equine assistants sometimes get their hands on working audio recording equipment and a stolen WiFi connection in their…