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- How the Handjob Witch Milked Joe Rogans with Rene
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In this episode we welcome back Rene Reyes, a longtime associate, who offers some wisdom on milking tables, UFOs, Joe Rogaine, and who to vote for on 2020 and we embark on a strange journey with the Handjob Witch. Enjoy.
As always, this Podcast is Way Better than "Yeah But Still", "The Joe Rogans Experience", among others. Please do not confuse the quality of Slappin' Bird with the pitiful content offered by our competitors.
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@thehuman_will.1 hr 5 min - How the Handjob Witch Milked Joe Rogans with ReneShow us some love in our first episode back with a guest in 2 weeks; Rene talks about Bob Lazar, handjobs, and ridicules Greg.1 hr 5 min
- Mons Enlargement Therapy with Ben
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The Slappers return with Benjamin Netanyoohoo, recently released from prison, to interrogate him on his motives for the dreaded incident of moist chamber invasion and proceed to a casual evening of discussing mons enlargement, strange anus (and what that means for the future), and we admonish Stericycle of all wrongdoing as per our contractual obligation.
Intro song: “Jesus is the One” by Zack Fox and Kenny Beats
Outro song: “KRIT HERE” by Big KRIT1 hr 20 min - Mons Enlargement TherapyWe return without Alex because he died, taken by the hounds, and Ben explain himself.1 hr 20 min
- Facts About Circumcision (RIP Scatman! Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub!)
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We miss you Scatman! Love you.
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- The Three-Balled Raven
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Ben commandeers the podcast after drugging Greg and Nico and hiding them in the Vatican root cellar. Ben becomes an official member of Stericycle's Soul Squadron, forming a small cadre of acolytes that worship the occult and form a suicide pact. Ice Cream Jones launches an assault on ice cream made from cow's milk, and things round out after a moving rendition of "Don't Stop Believing."
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@SlappinBirdPod1 hr 5 min - The Three-Balled Raven with Nate (@junkdrunk401) and Ben LopezThings get strange after Ben and Nate commandeer the episode.1 hr 5 min
- The Dirtbike Man with the Best Horse Meat in NYC with Rob Pierce (@robpiercestand_up)
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Welcome back to Slappin' Bird Podcast. Our first guest after a much-needed hiatus is a man who lost feeling in his penis and then got it back. We have Rob Pierce with us, a stand-up comic who performs at the Comedy Connection frequently, sit down with us and razzle your frazzle for a show bedazzled with creampies, werewolves, and vocal male orgasms!
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@SlappinBirdPod1 hr 30 min - The Dirtbike Boy with the Best Horse Meat in NYC with Rob Pierce (@robpiercestand_up)The gang gangs up on Rob and really make him feel awkward!1 hr 30 min
About Slappin' Bird
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Sometimes three, sometimes five best pals and their exquisitely-built equine assistants sometimes get their hands on working audio recording equipment and a stolen WiFi connection in their…
squatters dungeon. A rotating cast of characters including a shape-shifting witch that sexually tortures men in the forest, a French-born pop star who lives in a dream where he isn't a fish-factory worker, Gepetto of Gepetto's Perfect Pets, and an Italian-American national security analyst who poisoned Santa's reindeer with his contaminated spooge, and more.
Also, most importantly, we declare Jihad on the Blue Man Group.
Also, most importantly, we declare Jihad on the Blue Man Group.