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This week we're joined by a Mysterious Presence Called Denim Dan, who refers to himself only in the third-person, and is obsessed with denim, denim care, and denim culture.  We discuss Denim Dan's Denim Compound, a secret place where Dan launders denim; Dan learns the meaning of Edging, and why its so popular.  Audacity fucked up our audio file this week so it got shot full of holes so some bits got cut out unintentionally.  As a bonus I stuck on a couple new tracks by the Notorious Big Eye Gene to satiate any anger.  

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This week we appeared as esteemed guests on the Downcity Podcast, a group of wannabe comics who were deeply disturbed by our presence.  The Downcity Podcast likes to cover current events and other offhand topics, while we like to discuss how the taste of Bear Cheese or Bris Bliss Ice Cream tastes.  

We attempted to make a hard-line stance on Bear Milk as the next big food trend in the US and recruit their children to work on our ice cream farm as chattel slaves.  Nico finds some moments of lucidity to share his contrarian worldview with an unsympathetic audience.  I spent most of the time in a hallucinogenic delirium.  

I think these people honestly thought we were from another dimension.  

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This week we're joined by the Downcity Podcast (Alex Iovino and Ryan Chase) to discuss why Donald Trump is the MOST accomplished president to receive a happy ending, why bears are the greatest threat to humanity, and why "the world needs a famine" (according to Alex).  As usual each guest was paired up with one of our Equine Associates as well as indentured into Ice Cream Jones' Ice Cream Army/Ice Cream Factory.  This week Benjamin Netanyoohoo steps in for Alex (the other host who was hit by lightning again while doing balance beam routines in the rain.)

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Alex Wallace joins us for some animal talk to disclose the secret behind the lives of animals that are born from eggs and have no nipples.  

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Wow! What a moving aria!

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In one of our most theatrical episodes to date, we recap the past few episodes in an epic montage of real audio from an upcoming motion picture produced by Paramount recounting the story of Nico having his scrotum ripped off by one of our equine associates; we introduce our guest Mike Muniz, who hails from Connecticut and happens to be a fan of the podcast but also a very good friend of ours from long ago.  Geppetto, owner of Perfect Pets, comes on to talk about his wonderful pet store for disabled pets in Brookline, Mass., among other bullshit and antics.  

What can you handle? 

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