Slaughterhouse Studios

Welcome to an other episode of Permanently Unengaged and this one kicks off hot with Laura's conspiracies about Marry Poppins and her habit of eating meat and cheese like a squirrel. After a quick discussion of Buffet etiquette, the two announce that the podcast is now a bilingual, and then do a small brew update. Laura talks about a ballet professor that made Laura uncomfortable with his massive bulge, and then the two review recently seeing The Dollop podcast live and the great Bill Burr at Red Rocks. Evan gives a shoutout to the late Norm McDonald and he also explains the celebrity fad of not showering and then brings up a recent story of stand up comedian Brenden Schaub saving the lives of children in a car fire. Evan also has a story of a fake high school football team getting onto ESPN and homeless people refusing his pennies on the street. The two then play a game where Evan says he would have a historical threesome with Emilia Earnhardt and Hellen Keller and Laura wants to have sex with Eddie Murphy in his red suit and Salvador Dali with his mustache. That leads into a game of F,M,K, Send To War with the Beatles, also the cat comes in the studio towards the end to hang out, and they end the episode discussing Laura as a princess. 

Evan Fitzgerald and Christian Queen are back with a new episode and this one is a truly wild ride. Christian comes in hot on this one with stories of horny dogs, gifts for Evan, his wallet being held in Evandence, desires of being a cyborg, and getting targeted ads from Ron DeSantis. The two discuss the Gabby Petito case on the day of as the story is unfolding, and that leads to a conversation about TikTok and the power of the internet. After a quick advertisement from 1-800-Slaughterhouse Adult Diapers the two boys share a kiss and talk about the ghost haunting the basement. Evan plugs the Youtube channel, recent interview bookings and the new podcast house band (Dream Thing). An argument begins about the greatness of David Shwimmer and  it leads to a longer debate about other greats like Leonardo DiCaprio, Ryan Reynolds and The Rock. Smoking Or Non-Smoking takes an official stance on The Taliban as a podcast and they bring up their number one fan who recently got a Slaughterhouse Studios tattoo. Neither of them have listened to the new Kanye of Drake albums so they review the album art and Christian is not a fan of Damien Hurst. A bit goes too long about Evan's new tattoo and the Big Water conspiracy that justifies the two boys not taking showers. The podcast ends with some helpful pieces of advice that everyone can benefit from. 

This is the third episode of the only podcast asking open mic comedians the question, "Was It Worth It?", after performing their 5 minute sets at random venues around Denver Co. The show is kicked off with a 3 minute free style by the one and only Lil Aspy, and then goes into a million different directions as over 15+ comedians switch on and off the microphones. No section of this podcast is similar to an other, and every ten minutes sounds like a completely different show. From beginning to end this podcast is a wild ride and its all thanks to the various comedians that came on to answer the question, "Was It Worth It?". This episode features Austin Langely, Josh Creedon, Noah Hubler (Lil Aspy), Kelsey Wood, Phillip Cano, CJ Gauvain, Jeff Stonic (Dead Room Comedy), Rachel Crowe, Damon Howard, Alan Bromwell, Ben Dailey, Noah Miller, Oshee Baugus, Corey Cooley, and Louis Martinez. This podcast is a proud product of Slaughterhouse Studios and we would like to thank all of our various guests for taking the time to answer the question, "Was It Worth It?".

Your favorite unengaged couple are back with a new episode and we get to meet the most feared wrestler in Denver, "The Low Rider". Evan opens the show by calling out the rudest bartender in Colorado and Laura has the idea of doing a "Slaughterhouse Studios Sleepover". There's a small recap of Evan's recent adventure to a wrestling match/ comedy show, and that leads to the back story of "The Low Rider". The two discuss recent news events like rich people flying to space, The Nevermind baby controversy, and a man in SC wins the lottery twice in two weeks. Due to a major loss recently in the Sketch Comedy scene, Evan feels obligated to talk about Trevor Moore and plays a few of his favorite sketches by The Whitest Kids You Know. Laura and Evan then do a walk through of what Laura would do in a break-in scenario and we learn Laura would just leave out a window, but "Low Rider" would defend the house. Laura then gets spooked when she hears a noise outside of the house so she starts talking about books she used to read that made her scared as a kid. Evan ends the podcast with a few videos that he's selected specifically to play for Laura and the two also discuss their recent experience at the RESET Campout celebration of Music where Evan took too many drugs and Laura wanted to fall asleep by midnight like an old woman. 

Slaughterhouse Studios and Deadroom Comedy came together to create a new idea of having local comedians perform stand-up to a literally Dead Room. The audience was asked ahead of time to do everything they can to not laugh during a 1 minute performance and the comedians have to work above and beyond to get the laughs out of the crowd. The show is opened by Noah Reynolds (of Chicken And The Nuggets Podcast) with a hilarious set of conventional comedy and then Jeff Stonic and Jacob Jonas (of Dessert with DeadRoom Comedy Podcast) begin the new game "1 Minute In A Dead Room". Each comedian is given a score after their performance based off of how many laughs they can get out of the crowd within their 60 seconds, and then the hosts reset room, and clock for the next comedian. This podcast was recoded in real time with a live audience within the DeadRoom basement, in the heart of Cap Hill in Denver Co. 

The Comedians that participated in the Dead Room Minute Game in order: Elliot Weber, Evan Fitzgerald, Joshua Danger Emerson, Alec Flynn, Jason Fearn, Noah Reynolds, Oshee Baugus, Corey Cooley, Austin Langely, CJ Gauvain and Josh Donoghue.

Evan Fitzgerald and Christian Queen recorded this episode in the back of Scruffy Murphy's Irish Pub, and they kick things off hot by praising the ice kings (TB Lightning) and Evan complains about slicing open his finger with a Ninja blender. The two discuss Jeff Bezos's penis rocket, shallow people (kiddie pools) and the 3 big problems in America. Evan recently went to a wrestling match, which leads to a chat about what Eric Andre would be like as a wrestler and Evan shares the "Milk Crate challenge" with the Queen. Christian gives a review on "Dave's Hot Chicken" and then the two play a classic segment on the show "What was Rudy Giuliani up to this week??". Evan gets roasted for his new business venture (crushing aluminum cans) but redeems himself by bragging about flossing his teeth. They have a conversation about the Lego vs. Legos controversy and Evan complains about the lack of beer and coffee in the Slaughterhouse. The two attempt to show sympathy for the victims of hurricane Ida and it leads to them just making fun of the situation and then discussing their experience of running away from hurricane Irma. Evan dedicates a segment to one his favorite porn stars that recently few victim to suicide and that transitions into a debate about Only Fans. Evan ends the episode with a few videos that include cat calling at women, Paul Rudd interviewing Paul Rudd and finally Bill Burr tearing up our news and media outlets. 

This was our last episode of the warehouse summer series before the warehouse was shut down so this is our big finale for the show. Evan is joined by two unique guests Rob (Colorado born, manager at the warehouse) and Ephraim (Sports fanatic and Florida man like no other). It's a hot episode (literally over 100 degrees), the neighboring warehouse is partying next door, and the guys are joined by Laura (from Permanently Unengaged) so this episode is a wild one with a lot going on. Ephraim tells the story of "Hobs" the three legged dog, the group talks about how silly the stores are that they distribute for, and then they discuss their daily responsibilities everyday at work. Rob is moving to Pennsylvania soon so he shares his fears of moving to Philly fan territory, and that leads to a conversation about Tom Brady the GOAT. Ephraim has been a fisher his whole life so he compares fishing in Colorado vs Florida and explains how his family shaped him into the fisherman he is today. He then talks about  his hometown of Titusville Florida and his families tradition of playing football in all levels from pee-wee to the NFL. Evan asks Rob about his "secret stash spots", and Ephraim reflects on his love for shopping at Wal-Mart. This was a fun 2 part series and both episodes capture life at the warehouse perfectly but this podcast is uniquely special for the guests were great and its literally a week before the end of the business. RIP Stacked SCM Denver Warehouse.

Evan Fitzgerald and Christian Queen are back in the studio and they are joined by stand up comedian, and candy addict, Austin Langely. This was our first episode with a guest and it starts off hot with odd facts about Hitler's ability to riff and his sexual habits involving his shoes. Austin explains the Lorena Bobbitt story, roasting people in the crowd at comedy shows and the pressure of ordering for your first time at A&W. Evan talks about his recent pant pooping stories and how he blames his most recent on Austin, and then goes on a tangent about "Street Watchers" and seeing a person driving while smoking crack behind the wheel. Christian tells the story of his first time smoking weed and Slaughterhouse Studios is considering sponsoring an athlete from non-traditional sports, so the group discusses different possible ideas such as cliff tenting, ice boating, crab racing, and chess boxing. Austin divulges the legend of Fat Man Superman and Evan admits to dropping a slice of pizza on the sidewalk of Colfax and still eating it probably gave him some superpowers. Christian brings up the Only Fans controversy, Evan shows off his discovery of the funniest google reviewer Borg Cylor, and Austin recommends a "cooking with cum" recipe book called Natural Harvest. Evan gets shamed for his recent business venture idea of collecting and crushing aluminum cans and the group discusses the cinematic master piece that is, Baby Geniuses and other artsy films. Slaughterhouse Studios would like to thank Austin for coming by and being our first guest on the podcast!

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This is the 2nd episode of Was It Worth it? and it was a real hootenanny with so much happening it's truly chaos at it's finest. This episode has everything you could want out a podcast and some more. Noah Hubler (Lil Aspy) throws down a freestyle rap, a conversation about Jimmy Buffet having a salt shaker of PCP, creative suicide ideas, hat cleaning act outs and conversations about vegetables. This episode is a wild ride and is evidence that sometimes the hangs with the comics are more fun than the mic itself. We had over 20 comics on this episode and it is a perfect view into the Denver comedy scene while the different comics answer the question, Was It Worth It? This week features Austin Langely, Quentin Johnson, Josh Donoghue, Jeff Stonic, Elliot Weber, Noah Hubler (Lil Aspy), Corey Cooley, Oshee Baugus, Daniel (random bartender at the bar), Michael Isaacs, Derek Walton, Johnny Beeks, Joshua Creedon, Justin Platz, Racheal Crow, and Raymond Ace. This podcast is a proud product of Slaughterhouse Studios and we would like to thank all of our guests for taking the time to answer, Was It Worth It? 

The RESET Campout is a celebration of music happening September 4th-6th, just one hour North-East of Denver, CO. This is a two-night music and camping event that is designed for you to get away from all the stress, dance with your friends, and most all, RESET. The organizers have put together a diverse lineup of some of the most talented and heavy-hitting artists (local and international) that will be leading through the weekend to make this the best place for dance, music and camping! This is a wild option for your labor day weekend to escape from the city, and decompress amongst friends and family. TICKETS ARE STILL AVAILABLE and if you are interested in being a vendor at the event, please reach out to the RESET crew. Slaughterhouse Studios was beyond grateful to have the RESET family in studio to promote their upcoming event and to answer any unanswered questions for people interested in going to the celebration. The one thing that everyone needs right now is a RESET, this will be a unique opportunity to do just that. 

Here is a few links for more info on the RESET Campout:

https://fb.me/e/1rrqLG8Qh

www.eventbrite.com/e/reset-camping-dance-music-tickets-157834478173

Here is a link the virtual burning man event:

http://dustymultiverse.com/