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Is a Hamburger a sandwich? How do they cut hot dog buns? Did Flobots make any songs other than "No Handle Bars"? All of these questions are answered on this weeks episode of Smoking or Non-Smoking with Evan Fitzgerald and Christian Queen. Evan talks about his job at the warehouse, tells a wild story from Memorial Day and shares some recent adventures from the open mics in the Denver comedy scene and hunting for skate spots for the @denver_spot_loctator page on Instagram. Christian takes an official stance on whether a Hamburger is a sandwich, and pees only 4 times this episode (which is an accomplishment). The two discuss how the mask mandate being dropped here in Denver and how their dog Chloe is a boss ass Bitch around the house. Evan gives a small pro-tip to catch free concerts and he does research to substantiate his complaints about the rain. Laura Lundsten is not on this episode because she was busy watching Harry Potter (again). 

Its Spring time in Denver and the city is opening back up so Evan Fitzgerald and Laura Lundsten are excited to share their recent adventures. The two talk about writing jokes together and Evan praises Laura as "The Seeker". Evan also tells a story about his recent SJW moment and how he got the biggest crybaby to stop crying. They discuss starting a deathpool for their pet and reminisce on old road trips while plotting out their next journey. The episode ends with Evan playing an array of wild videos he's found around the internet with everything from Asian restaurant food fights, crying baseball players, the funniest way to stop gentrification and an anti-mask Karen wearing a thong on her face. 

Christian Queen is back in Denver from his week long trip to North Carolina, filled with awkward family interactions and shooting Robo Cop guns. Christian also recaps his recent birthday and then tells his story of meeting the famous comedian Hannibal Buress. Evan Fitzgerald's mind gets blown when he learns about the future of talking to dead relatives, and upon hearing is his million dollar idea is being stolen by M&M's. The two announce that they are starting to produce merch and Evan ends the episode with a video that he knew would make Christian laugh (it worked).  

This episode is coming out a little late for 4/20 but honestly we forgot to upload it, probably due to over consumption of marijuana. Evan Fitzgerald and Laura Lundsten had never seen the infamous stoner classic Reefer Madness so they say back and got too high to watch this notoriously awful film "mystery science theatre" style. If you would like to watch along, the movie begins at 3:45 in the podcast and the film is a copyright free, public domain movie that can easily be found on YouTube.

Reefer Madness (originally made as Tell Your Children and sometimes titled as The Burning Question, Dope Addict, Doped Youth, and Love Madness) is a 1936 American propaganda film about drugs revolving around the melodramatic events that ensue when high school students are lured by pushers to try marijuana—from a hit and run accident, to manslaughter, suicide, conspiracy to murder, attempted rape, hallucinations, and descent into madness from marijuana addiction. The film was directed by Louis J. Gasnier and featured a cast of mainly little-known actors.

Huck is a true Texan that came to visit Denver for a week and he is passionate about two things, doing pottery and saying "howdy". Evan Fitzgerald and Laura Lundsten have Sawyer Hewitt (HuckleBrie Finn) on this episode to discuss everything from taking a penny-farthing down a mountain to pro tips for slack lining (only 1). Huck talks about his perspective of the camp he and Evan worked at and Huck's legendary "History of Memes" class. They discuss bicycling in Colorado v.s. Texas and Huck explains his 2020 quarantine being filled with solitaire, building a kiln and bird watching. Evan has Huck go through his unique tattoos that are literally the bees knees and they end by doing a round of Embers. The big reveal of what Huck wrote down on the legal pad is truly worth the wait. 

Evan Fitzgerald and Daniel Gavrilin know each other by other names, Tiny Leaf and Swift Millipede Dolphin. Evan asked that Swifty come in to be the first, debut guest in the studio. The two had met years ago when they worked together at a summer camp and have remained friends ever since. Dolphin loves music and has spent years involved in event organization and performance production. The episode begins with Dolphin being very sus of Evan's list of notes and then we get an exclusive update of Dolphin's kickflips. Evan's aqua-phobia is worked out and Dolphin talks about his experience working at a Colorado ski resort for a season. The two discuss music during the pandemic and their excitement about the scene coming back to life. Dolphin talks about the guidelines to a good event and what shows he's looking forward to in 2021.  

Evan Fitzgerald and Laura Lundsten had a perfect Saturday and Evan had to capture it in a podcast. Evan convinced Laura to do this episode at 2 AM after getting home from a party, please excuse their drunkenness. They discuss their morning of watching geese fight in the park and experiencing the anarchy that is Homedepot spring shopping. Evan continues to complain about the rain and Laura is interested in cults. Evan talks about his opinions on the Denver comedy scene and then they talk about a random party they got invited to that was full of Latina babes doing shots. Laura got stuck cutting limes, Evan pissed off a roommate to the host, and they both got invited to a Quinceañera.

Evan Fitzgerald and Christian Queen are joined by Laura Lundsten on this episode right before Christian goes away for a week. This show begins with the topic of classic cartoons, Evan's love for hospitals and Laura talking about Horse camp (child labor). The three reminisce about their old home in Florida "The Shack" and Evan explains why a child recently called the cops on him. Christian talks about his opinion of Assassins Creed Odyssey and Laura murders her Sims characters. 

Evan Fitzgerald is obsessed with his new soundboard and Laura Lundsten can't stop watching Who's Line Is It Anyway. Evan goes through too many sound drops from vines, viral videos and classic quotes from movies that he finds funny and at some point he plays a clip for Laura and it leads it a game of "name that band" but for a comedian's famous quote. Noel the cat stops by and Evan talks about a sketch that sounds awful, but he thinks is a genius idea. 

Christian Queen and Evan Fitzgerald go through many important topics in this episode like the odd smells they enjoy and how great Indian buffets are. They give a small review (no spoilers) of Mortal Kombat and end up on a tangent about video games. Some how they end up talking about getting jacked like Kumail Nanjiani and end up watching the video of Mike Tyson threatening an interviewer. Christian also discusses GERD and what its like to painfully fart on a daily basis.