Slaughterhouse Studios

Evan Fitzgerald and Laura Lundsten begin the episode discussing their love for high-quality coffee (Folgers) and praising the kings of the ice (TB Lightning). They both decide this year that the Olympics suck, and Laura goes on a tangent about her love for MASH. The cat Noel continually chews on chords throughout the show in an attempt to either sabotage the show or commit kitty suicide. Evan recaps his parent's recent visit to Denver and how they commandeered Laura's birthday, while pushing marriage at every opportunity. This inspires Evan and Laura to brain storm on ridiculous places to get married. Marriage talk leads to a game of "The Newly Wed Game" and they fail miserably. Laura recently was blessed with the opportunity to dog sit for two miniature angels and Evan falls head over heels for these little balls of cuteness. Evan talks about his recent job loss and his experiences on the job hunt. Laura introduces a segment called "Breaking News" where she only finds one story, and it's about a man in India that raises his hand for 45 years in protest for A/C or something like that. The two went to the Farmer's Market that day so they have a brief conversation about local produce and they end the podcast thanking everyone that doesn't murder. 

Slaughterhouse Studios took the equipment to the basement of the Blush & Blu bar in Denver, during the comedy open mic night to do a podcast. The goal was to have comedians come on to the show directly after their performance and they get asked, "Was It Worth It?". This is a small view into the Denver comedy scene and it offers a unique set of perspectives from different local comics at one ordinary open mic on a random night in Denver. This episode features multiple local comedians including (but not limited to), Austin Langley, Jeff Stonic, Dylan Kantor, Michael Mann, CJ Gauvain, Jeff Nelson (at a distance), and Jason Fearn. Two audience members also join the show after stumbling downstairs and they just jump on the mics adding different personalities and perspectives. This podcast is completely different at the beginning compared to the end, and evolves constantly throughout the show. 

Evan Fitzgerald brought all of the studio's equipment to his work after hours and did a two part series with his coworkers in the warehouse. On this episode we have Rob McGrath and Blue to discuss how they all started at the warehouse and what their specific jobs are. From building up a start up screen printing process to the silly items we distribute, we break down the entire business. Rob tells his story of proposing to his fiancé and how he won her heart by baking a pie. Blue talks about his background of growing up in Venice Beach California, his time as a SHARK, and how his rough experience as a child shaped him into a better and stronger person as an adult. Evan finds out that Rob is a low-key black belt in Karate and then Rob explains his love for back country skiing with his ski bum father. Blue and Evan bond over skateboarding and that transitions into a conversation about street art where Evan gets educated on the difference between "Street Art" and "Graffiti". Blue gives a very in-depth view of the rituals and rules for street art, and his experiences with famous artists with Obey and CBS (Can't Be Stopped). "All walls will fall, so let's decorate them" -Blue

This Podcast is a unique look into the lives and the interworking of workings of a couple of random employees at a random warehouse in Denver. This is a small slice of and life and a perfect example of how cracking open some beers and shooting the shit with your coworkers can sometimes be the best bonding experience for a couple of people that happen to work together. 

Summer rains were coming down on a Sunday afternoon so Evan Fitzgerald and Laura Lundsten decided to a podcast on the back porch and it was a real silly goose time. This episode opens with a big shoutout to our Stanley Cup Champs, then shitting on Florida, and it somehow leads to a conversation about artists collaborations in music and the dance world. Laura goes on a tangent about the oldest tree (root system), and then talks about her recent trip to ND for a family reunion where she trolled a professional photographer and how she melted the wheel on her suitcase at the airport. Evans talks about selling stuff in the park while drunkenly harassing people walking by, and his recent experience at the Punk In Drublic festival by NOFX. The two discusses road trips and how they got kicked out of a bar in Boston and when they stole items from an estate sale just for the thrill. Laura gives an update on the garden and then they make jokes about Fruit of the Loom child slavery, and how raisins are made. Evan pushes his idea of sponsoring a college athlete for the podcast, and plays some videos for Laura about the moon being a planet and a former priest pointing out the flaws in religion.  

Evan Fitzgerald and Christian Queen start the episode off by giving an other shoutout to the Stanly Cup champs and they end it with a real bolt of lightning. (see bottom of description to understand foreshadowing reference) This one is all over the place with subjects like Sean Penn using women to meet El Chapo, how mushrooms are linked to Christianity to peanut allergy psychos. Evan recounts his drug arrest that landed him federal charges, and Christian talks about the time he puked and hit his head while blacked out in an elevator. Christian also tells a recent story of having a woman throw a drink at his him employee and how he acted like the ultimate beta male with an other employee. The two play a new game called "Trailer Trash" and also explain their recent defeat at Catan with the team name of "Stinky and The Stain". (They explain where the name came from) Finally to end the podcast, our in studio stunt devil Christian, gets tasered live on air. TWICE!

Welcome back to our supergroup podcast with Christian Queen, Evan Fitzgerald and Laura Lundsten. We begin this episode with a lot of butt hole talk and talking shit on Cracker Barrel. The group gives a shoutout the TB lightning for winning the Stanley Cup (as they predicted), they tell the story of when Evan split his head during quarantine, and have a debate over the controversy of the Olympic athlete being banned for smoking pot. They realize that the Olympics are practically just an anime come to reality and that anime is practically westerns but with cartoons. Bill Cosby is free so Evan plays a video of him explaining how he used Spanish Fly on women and that leads to an in-depth dive on the Free Britney (Beef Ritney) movement where Laura gives a full run down on. Cq admits hes still a virgin at one point and Laura gives a recap of her recent Jury Duty case. Christian and Evan do an act out of the time Christian got robbed while working at Taco Bell and Christian gives a speech on why we should revoke the Blue Ribbon from PBR. Evan plays some videos for the gang and finally we find out that Christina and Laura both believe in Pseudo Science such as Spontaneous Combustion. 

Here at Slaughterhouse Studios we love the USA and any excuse to drink and celebrate so we recorded a 4th of July to celebrate our country's birthday. In true American fashion, we recorded this episode 2 days late and procrastinated on releasing it for almost a week. They kick the episode off by giving examples of how to stay off of terrorists lists and Christian's love for Randy Savage's Rap album. The 3 of them recap their 4th of July antics and what it means to be patriotic in their opinions. Evan asks them to list their favorite US presidents before playing a game of "American Sparkle", a spin off of Sporcle Trivia. The group goes through a list of great things about America, ranging from large portion sizes at fast food places to Ice in soda. Christian learns about "bagel scooping", and Laura learns about the silliness of Canadian money. Anything and everything Patriotic gets discussed in this episode like Hulk Hogan, BBQ fires burning down your home, and Vladimir Putin. As a studio we would like to thank anyone that's done anything to serve or better this country, and our lives here. "Now watch this drive....." -George W. Bush 

Evan Fitzgerald and Laura Lundsten got fresh on a Sunday afternoon with a few beers and smelly rears (the shower is broken). Evan opens this episode with an insane engagement video and then explains how he fails at home repairs. The two talk about what life is like having a basement as Floridians, Laura's ongoing Disney addiction and how stupid "Firsts" are. They recap a recent garage comedy show and also a not so recent First Friday on Santa Fe. Evan just celebrated his 25th birthday, so the two talk about their adventures that day and end up on a tangent about Mt. Evans being a Highlander style environment run by a committee of Evans. Laura and Evan find out they accidentally pulled an "Ari Shaffir" on their dog Chloe and end up having to rush her to the animal ER, and that leads into a conversation about Evan's pee spot in the backyard (of which Laura is not stoked about). Evan accuses Laura of wanting to be the new Wolf of Wallstreet, Christian Queen stops by at the end and tells a story about offending an adult with braces, and lastly Evan plays the ULTIMATE bait and switch trolling to have ever been done in the honor of Pride month. 

The two pillars of Slaughterhouse Studios (Smoking or Non-Smoking & Permanently Unengaged) have come together for this supergroup podcast with Christian Queen, Evan Fitzgerald, Laura Lundsten and special guest Alexa Rodriguez. This show begins with Laura talking about her Disney movie addiction and Christian is enabling it. They somehow start discussing the greatness of Taika Waititi (which happens twice in one podcast) and they give spoilers for the Marvel Universe. Evan recaps his Go Skate Day adventure and of course the cat stops by and distracts the entire show. The group talks about their dads similarities, and vast differences. There is a segment of Hockey Talk where they make predictions for the NHL and its obvious, they know nothing about the sport. Evan is outed as the energy vampire and admits to being an asshole at a party recently, to a girl with a Nirvana shirt. They end up going over their favorite Kanye West moments and go into a new segment called "Laura's Dream Stream". Laura gives a small garden update and explains why the Irish love getting naked. They end the podcast with some of the worst impressions ever done and a big thanks to our guest Alexa for coming by!

This episode starts off with Evan Fitzgerald attempting to turn the show into a podcast about salads and then explaining how he recently "Parent Trapped" his bosses at the warehouse. Christian Queen and Evan reminisce on the struggle of serving serving senior citizens in Florida with dementia and what it was like going to events in 2020 with lockdowns and social distancing. Evan talks about the comedy open mics in Denver and how humbling it can be to eat shit on his skateboard. That leads into a discussion about skateboarding while drinking, and eventually they just start sharing black out drunk stories. The two recount their recent adventure at Winchell's getting breakfast and the hike afterwards at St Mary's Glacier. No matter how much time they spend in Denver, Evan still hikes in skate shoes and they both are unable to stay on the actual trail. Christian shares his recent car troubles and Evan shares a prophecy he has for himself living the nomadic lifestyle, and it takes an extremely dark turn.