Slop Quest

Ahoy, maties. What week to be alive! Why? Cause there's another new episode of the Danish and O'Neill podcast, ya dingus! This episode is going to rock your socks off. Maybe even your top. And bottoms. Especially if you're wearing pajamas. We start the show off discussing O'Neill's upcoming Ellismania fight against the Legion of Skanks podcast's Luis J. Gomez. After that, we discuss movies about dogs, which brings us into a fascinating story about a Colorado man, his ex-gf, and their dog, Bubba. This one is a DOOZY. Then, we discuss the "coolest" substitute teacher around. A man named Fish. I know. It's confusing. We even get some Fieri talk in as well. This episode is power-packed. It's definitely going to change your life for the better!

Heeeeello, baaaaaaaby! As the podcast title suggests, this episode is about the birth of Danish's child. We also get into fun stuff like recent movies, documentaries, and UFC fights. Danish also tells of an interesting situation in his neighborhood that he just can't get enough of. It's the first episode in a long while that has no article discussion in it. Oh, and we start the episode off by discussing the recent passing of the Comedy Store matriarch, Mitzi Shore. I probably should have led the paragraph off with that, right? Too late now. Enjoy, ya weirdos.

Yello! It's the Wrestlemania night edition of Danish and O'Neill! We start the show off by talking about the latest incident involving Connie Mac McGregor. After that, we discuss a not-so-secret pregnancy salad that Courtney tried to get this baby out of the oven. When that scintillating discussion is over, we tackle an article about some fat shaming that took place in a Valparaiso, Indiana bakery. Next, it's a job opening that MANY of you will be interested in. If you're not, you should be. Do you have any pond cleaning experience? If so, you're a shoe-in for the job. From that beautiful news piece, we head to a theme park in Orlando, Florida, where a woman has a complaint with the park's employees over what she describes as a "humiliating" experience. Then, it's time for a long awaited Y report. It's been too long! From there, it's some pre-post show post show talk (does that even make sense? it does to me, okay!). Come and get it, ya freakazoids.

On this week's episode, we finally get the legendary Bushman back on the show. He came in ready to go in a beautiful suit that was tight-fitting in the best of ways. We talked about all sorts of things with the Bush and even touched on his new career as a paparazzo. There's no way to describe an episode with the Bush. You just have to listen.

Jumpin' John Little joins us on this week's program. We discuss all sorts of topics such as: the limo driver turned rocketeer, "Mad" Mike Hughes, elderly sprinters, pastry truck robbery, Australian train hijinks, horses in nightclubs, Miami monkeys on the loose, and much, much more. Give it a listen to hear what everyone's talking about around the water cooler.

This week's episode starts with us discussing the holiday of Dyngus Day. Want to know what it's all about? Well, we'll give you a hint. Get your pussywilllows ready! After that, we listen to an unbelievable commercial for a defunct martial arts studio. It will move you. We then go over some listener emails, including one from the living legend, THE BUSHMAN! After that, it's a discussion about an article that will shock you. It involves a samurai sword, a jilted lover, a gamer, and martial arts training. Then, it's an update from the guy in jail in England who refused to move his bowels. After that, we share the story of a monster mountain lion found in Washington. We even have some time to discuss a recent controversial flight! Things got crazy on a Transavia flight. You'll have to hear it to believe it, folks. After that, there's random talk of Seagal, Ryan Mutombo, and other shenanigans. Get 'er while she's hot and happy Dyngus Day!

Oh, what an episode this week. It's a real titillater. O'Neill starts the show off by telling a story about one of Ari Shaffir's fans and something he witnessed when said fan met his hero. After that, we discuss Tommy Morris' latest "comedy" show. We then break down a GREAT match up of two people whose love lives definitely aren't the norm (sorry, no horses this time). After that, it's some South Bay high school wrestling talk and even some Stockton, CA convo. There's also some pre-post show talk about Bob Ross, and a cliffhanger is set up for next episode. Just listen, okay?!? Stop being so difficult.

Oooooooooh, heavens to Betsy, it's another beautiful episode of the Danish and O'Neill podcast starring none other than us, Danish and O'Neill (duh!). We come firing hot out of the starting gates in this episode. There's some brief hamster-flushgate updates (from listeners). O'Neill discusses his comedy/ski tour with Ari "too hot for Twitter" Shaffir. Danish tells of a recent mishap he had on a tricky pair of stairs (they were like MC Escher stairs!). There's also a bunch 'ems first hand witness account! We switch gears with some brief UFC talk. We find time to talk some Stevie Seagal and what he's been up to lately (it's a real doozy as usual). Oh, and there's a HORSE story! Is it "that" kind of horse story? Hmmmmm. Maybe it's not. Listen and find out! We even give an update on Brendan "the Dass man" Dassey. This episode is full of more twists and turns than an old country road. Put your helmet on, space cadets, cause you're in for a treat.

Heeeeeey you guuuuuuuuuuuuys! It's yet another scintillating and titillating episode of the Danish and O'Neill podcast. This week, we start off talking about a little known Frankie boy Sinatra movie entitled Dirty Dingus Magee. After that, there's a hyena update (that involves the Danish's loved ones!). Wondering what's been going on with Jared from Subway??? Well, we have an update about what he's been up to behind bars. We keep movin' and shakin' because after that, we discuss a HOT new movement in schools...the banning of the concept of best friends. Sorry, besties. It's OVER! Then, it's on to a man in Indiana who's taking the coppers to court! Is he right? Wrong? You be the judge. Asking yourself, "hey, why haven't they talked about Stockton in a while?!?" Well, you're in luck. We blow the dust off the ol' pontoon and head on up to Stockton for a two-pack of Stockton stories. Because Stockton is a city of the future, we discuss an article about a "time traveler" who "passed" a "lie detector test". And that's all, folks!

Happy President's Day, everybody! It's a BIG holiday, so we hope you're all acting accordingly and really living it up like the crazy mofos you all are. We start off by talking a little about the new Karate Kid youtube show trailer. We quickly move on to discuss A+E's latest hit, Undercover High. Is Scottie Maples on it? Probably. After that moving convo, we shift gears and read a listener email where someone has a "transformative sexual experience". It's yet another listener who is traveling the world like Carmen Sandiego. Wondered what happened to the limo driver turned "Rocket Man"? Well, we have an update for you. Then, we're off to the UK, where there's a MAJOR standoff taking place in a jail. We're bobbing and weaving on this episode, because after that, we cover a story about a BIG controversy that's rocking the world...Peter Rabbit (the kids movie). All downhill from there? HELL NO! It's time for a support animal story. This one is quite a doozy. Poor hamster. Adios amigos.