Slop Quest

Rise 'n shine, sweet listeners, a new episode of Danish and O'Neill is upon us. This week, we have special guest Andrew DeWitt sitting in for some mayhem. We sprint out of the starting gates by discussing a fascinating new program Harvard put on for their students. There are some interesting tangents during this discussion that include but are not limited to: pet-play, use of fingernails on your privates, and stretching the ol' sack. A little while later, Andrew treats us to some renditions of dirty Christmas songs, so gather your family around the hearth and play these ditties for them. We then discuss an interrogation that went horribly awry for the policemen who were conducting it. Andrew reveals a fantasy he has (I won't give it away, but it involves someone sitting, I wrote "sitting"! on his chest). After that, we get into "feeders", and a woman who is trying to make a career out of eating on camera for her loyal followers. There's also a much needed update on what got into the Toy Hall of Fame. It's nearly two hours of insanity for your listening pleasure. This episode will pair nicely with baked beans and frankfurters.

Yeeeeeeello, everybody, and welcome to episode 119. This week, we open talking about Bushman's list of demands to get back on the show. Then, we segue (like Kevin James in Mall Cop) on to the age old debate: are people tampering with Halloween candy? Danish presents O'Neill with a few different instances of the po-lice saying that candy had been tampered with, but O'Neill still remains a doubting Thomas. Danish makes an Earth shattering announcement about his long lost secretary/assistant Barb. After that, we discuss an article about an EDGY comedian finally being called out for pushing the envelope just a little too far. About damn time. We move on and discuss a daredevil who made a plea to his fans to pay his medical bills for a stunt gone wrong. Wondering where the Seagal talk is? Well, it's RIGHT at this point in the show. Once again, Seagal is caught up in the "creep sweep". After some much needed Seagal talk, we move on to an article that really tickles our funny bones: it's about gay lions in Kenya. Sadly, that is not a joke. Finally, the show winds down with some UFC 217 talk and a call from the NEW champ, Georges St. Pierre! There's even some post show talk. Listen and tell 58 of your closest friends, family members, and strangers about the show. Please and thanks.

On Sunday, our fair heroes returned from the All Things Comedy Festival in Phoenix. What did they do immediately upon returning home? Did they rest on their laurels? HELL NO!!!! We got off the road after a fun but tiring weekend and recorded a brand new podcast. It's that kind of work ethic that has gotten us the nickname "the hardest working men in podcasting". On this episode, we recap our wild adventures in Phoenix. They include but are not limited to: witnessing a man being peed on, a crazy hike, O'Neill having a run-in with Johnny Law, buckets of beer, live shows, meeting new comedians, swimming, eating, sneezes, listener interactions, strange eating habits, and on and on until the break of dawn. Also, if that's not enough for you, there's a long awaited Y report at the end of the episode. Enjoy the hell out of it and then sop it up with a biscuit.

Paaaaaarty peeeeeeople (remember that from the hit song Whoomp There It Is?)! We start off the show by wishing all of you a happy P-22 day and discussing the "legendary" cougar and O'Neill's chances against it. O'Neill then discusses his experience of a day at the "horse track" with the "ponies". Did he win? Did he lose? Listen and find out, ya dingus. Danish then tells about his recent experience at a concert, and O'Neill accuses him of being an "old man". SHOTS FIRED!!!! We get into an interesting crowd surfing side tangent. After that, we discuss the recent Twitter activity of one Eric Hites. We move on from Mr. Hites and discuss another D+O favorite: Steven Seagal. There have been some damning reports and allegations regarding Sensei Steve. Inspired by a listener tweet, there's some "rippers 'n relationships" talk. The D+O debate of: are razor blades being putting in candy is finally settled. Or is it?!? You be the judge. Then, it's on to a MUCH needed flying humanoid update!!!!! Chicago, you're in our thoughts and prayers. Then, it's on to the longest post show talk session of all time! Enjoy 'er. Or suffer the consequences.

Hiiiiiiiiiyee. It's yet another glorious episode of Danish and O'Neill for your listening consumption. On this week's edition, we start out with a much needed Eric Hites update. Spoiler alert, he's on the move again! After that magic, we make a perfect transition into a story about someone using a drone to try to lure children away from a school. Welcome to 2017! What's not to like? Then, we discuss an article that enrages us...it involves a real service animal that gets put in danger for absolutely NO reason. Stop fake service animals now. Stop the insanity! When that stimulating convo comes to an end, we head to Valparaiso, Indiana (home of the great Ryan O'Neill). Apparently, it's not a good place to rob a supermarket. The stories just keep-on-a-comin'...cause after that, it's on to a story about a guy who could be friends with Georges St. Pierre. Listen. You'll get it. And then you'll remember that sentence and just laugh and laugh. Ever wonder what local government officials get into in their free time? Well, we discuss a story about one who was fired for a "hobby" he was into. Gray muzzle 4 life! (Again, you'll understand when you hear the episode. Get off my f'in back!) Then, there's some pre-post show talk and some post show talk. There's a little something for everyone. Tell your cat.

It's the first ever episode of Danish and O'Neill that was recorded in front of a live studio audience. We went to the LA Podfest and really tore the house down (and that's us being modest). People came from all over the world to see us perform, and it was a PACKED house. We started off with some cougar talk with Danish asking O'Neill if he had anything to do with P-41's untimely death. After that, Danish describes some experiences he's had lately. For one, make sure you have a dollar handy if you ever make it out to Hollywood. Then, we discussed a story of a 12 year old asking his mother a VERY personal question (with a tangent for a fun marathon story). The crowd was clamoring for the type of story that put Danish and O'Neill on the map...you guessed it, an article that involved bestiality. And believe you me, they ate it up. Once that intelligent discussion is over, we moved on to a topic that got O'Neill's rage pumpin'. It was an article about a couple who decided to raise "free range children". Speaking of "pumpin'", the next article we decided to tackle dealt with a woman using a breast pump to quench the thirst of the good folks at Burning Man. We finish the episode with some strong post-show talk, and the cherry on top of the sundae is a story about sex toys washing up on a beach in Italy. To the man in the kilt, we'll win you over...some day.

Bonjiorno, everybody. It's another episode of Danish and O'Neill. This week, we start by talking about what's been going on in our lives, ya know, out and about and around town. There are tales of impromptu concerts, ram's horns, knives in trees, bike rides that happen upon adult film sets, Comedy Store hijinks, and MORE! After that, we discuss an interview that people were buzzing about. Let's just say it's the return of Steven Seagal talk. We dissect the interview he did this past week and take the man we love to hate to task for his bizarre comments. After a lengthy and well-needed roasting (for all parties involved), we move on to a school round-up. Teachers have gone crazy!!!!! There's a tale of a gym teacher who's gone rogue, a coach sticking by his wife, and a flute maker who's in hot water over the way the flutes were prepared. There's a little bonus wrestling talk as well. Enjoy. And if not, hey, it's a free podcast, so it's a good deal.

Bonjiorno, everybody. It's another episode of Danish and O'Neill. This week, we start by talking about what's been going on in our lives, ya know, out and about and around town. There are tales of impromptu concerts, ram's horns, knives in trees, bike rides that happen upon adult film sets, Comedy Store hijinks, and MORE! After that, we discuss an interview that people were buzzing about. Let's just say it's the return of Steven Seagal talk. We dissect the interview he did this past week and take the man we love to hate to task for his bizarre comments. After a lengthy and well-needed roasting (for all parties involved), we move on to a school round-up. Teachers have gone crazy!!!!! There's a tale of a gym teacher who's gone rogue, a coach sticking by his wife, and a flute maker who's in hot water over the way the flutes were prepared. There's a little bonus wrestling talk as well. Enjoy. And if not, hey, it's a free podcast, so it's a good deal.

On this episode of the Danish and O'Neill podcast, we have a VERY special guest. It's not Gareth Keillor. It's Gareth Reynolds of the hit podcast, the Dollop. It's a real rapid fire, shootin' straight from the hip episode. We waste no time getting right down to the biz. O'Neill talks about his problematic neighbor and some of his strange habits. Then, it's on to a story that we ABSOLUTELY had to discuss: the mad pooper who is tearing Colorado Springs apart. The story takes a lot of twists and turns with strange tangents along the way. Also, we have a new favorite cop: Jonathan Sharketti. This guy's got the moves like Jagger. O'Neill then describes a strange video that he came across. And, boy, is it strange. After that, we discuss an ooooold article (it may be old, but it's well worth talking about). It's about a high school football coach who wasn't afraid to go the extra mile to motivate his team. We wrap it up with some post show talk. Enjoy it, folks!

Heeeeeeey yooooooou guuuuuuys, it's episode 112 of the Danish and O'Neill podcast. And you know what that means, two family-sized portions of funny to spice up your week. We start out this week's episode by talking about our experience at the Los Angeles Rams game. Then, we have some special announcements regarding the show. After that, we channel the great Sal Zuno by trying to figure out whether a woman was right or wrong in a scenario that took place in Nashville, TN. We segue to a story that takes place in London that discusses the "fatberg". Then, it's what you've all been waiting for: the announcement of the 2017 finalists to get into the Toy Hall of Fame (O'Neill gets his pantalones in a bunch). An already strong episode gets stronger, when we report on a new bill that will hopefully be passed in Boston. It's at this point that we report on a story that captivated us more than any story has in a long, long time. Cannon Hills...it rocked us with a mystery that we may never solve. Listen to find out. It will change your life. Then, we wrap up the show with a nice bow with some miscellaneous topics. Hakuna frittata.