Slop Quest

Patrons of the Danish and O'Neill show,
Welcome back to another heaping helping of the top comedy podcast in Puerto Rico. We start off with some light banter, describing what we've been up to lately. Danish went to see the Muppets live at the Hollywood Bowl, while O'Neill looked as if he was breaking into a house, but in actuality was trying to avoid getting attacked by a pitbull. Danish tells a story of a run-in he had with a sassy telemarketer. Fear not, there are a few wildlife stories (no, not those kind of stories...keeping it clean this week). Then, for the first time ever, we play "who did it better" with a pair of articles about two couples going at in public. Also, for another first, we discuss a lawsuit against a Los Angeles Y! Danish may be called as a character witness. Stay tuned. We then move on to an article about a first date gone wrong in England. High school coaches/teachers f'ing up, beware! We got our eyes on all of you and aren't afraid to report your misdeeds. We report on a story about a Denver cheerleading coach, who takes his job WAY too seriously. So much so, that it could land him in prison (we can only hope...fingers crossed). We wrap it up with a little end of the show banter. Then, it's onto post show talk. Listen. Tell a cousin. Tell your cousin's cousin. Which would probably also be your cousin.

Step right up, step right up, it's another fabulous episode of the Danish and O'Neill podcast. We start off with some light book discussion (seriously) regarding the book It. Then, Danish delves deep into his recent travels. Tales include but are not limited to: swim stories, airport harassment, Griswold-like mishaps and blunders, bad luck, feral cats, injuries, more swim stories, knife fights (just making sure you're still paying attention), etc. After that, O'Neill discusses some recent adventures he's had around town, and there's some light banter about random topics. And then it's on to post show talk. Enjoy the hell out of this episode.

Hey, from vacation-land. There's some pre-show talk (O'Neill discusses a snowmobile-loving couple he saw on some sort of TV program, and Danish does a quick Gary Keillor update). After that, we discuss the BIG fight, which involves two little people. We move on to an article about a man caught making love to a chain link fence. Wondering why we haven't done a story about an animal yet? Well, fear not, faithful listeners. We cover a GREAT story about donkeys in Morocco. We flawlessly segue into a Faceboook post that ENRAGES O'Neill (cue the air raid sirens!). Then, it's time for a rat report (listen, you'll find out). Building on this doozy of an episode, we cover an article about a woman posting a picture of herself breastfeeding, while taking a bong rip (classy!). After that, it's a horribly great new way to prevent pregnancy (it involves a sticker...seriously). We close with a BANG with an article about dolls that rea really spicing up people's love lives and helping them mourn. Awwww tick tock, you don't stop.

Heeeeeeeello there, neighbors. We start off with some light pre-show banter, but have no fear, it escalates quickly with a story about flying humanoids being spotted in Chicago. Listen carefully though, there are some tangential stories within that one story. For instance, we discuss a NASA job opening (John Little, you should apply!). Then, we move on to a story that unfolded on an airplane, which will most likely make Sal Zuno jealous. After that, an article about Ben and Jerry's really makes O'Neill ANGRY. Also, listen for special appearances by Brendan Dassey, Barb (his mom, not our former intern/employee), and Barb's new man. After that, it's a little tom foolery and a little post show talk. Enjoy 'er. It's a wild one.

Yooooooooooooo, Adrian! We did it. We made another episode of Danish and O'Neill. So, do you what you gotta do and listen to the comedy goodness we provide on a weekly basis. O'Neill starts out the show by detailing his trip to Lake Tahoe. The trip even included a stop in a VERY special place (hint, it's not Sal Zuno's house). Next, we have to address a pressing issue that's been getting a lot of attention online: our beef with Ari Shaffir (release episode 300 of Skeptic Tank!). After that, we hop on the Danish and O'Neill cruise ship and sail to Australia to discuss a restaurant that decided to impose an 18% "male tax". We stay in the realm of restaurants and talk about an eatery in China that's doing something a little out of the ordinary. Next, it's tiiiiiime for mountain lion news. We segue from mountain lions to Florida news. This story's a real doozy. It's about an old man (allegedly) creepin' around the beaches. It's worth listening to. Trust me. The power-packed episode just keeps on rollin', as we move on to discuss stories from our home states. Unfortunately, the next story is a bit of a Debbie downer, but let's hope that these Florida teenagers get what's comin' to 'em! After maaaany episodes of giving the Y a hard time, we finally do a story that celebrates the organization (of course it doesn't involve the Danish). After that, it's all post show talk. Viva Danish and O'Neill!

Howdy, partners. Saddle up your horses cause another episode of D+O is upon us. And once again, we're one of the only podcasts out there that provides information that you can use to impress your coworkers and dinner party guests with. You're welcome! On today's show, we cover the 4 p's of podcasting: past TV stars, an alleged pervert patrol, peppers, and pets. We start off with a Dukes of Hazard update. One of the former stars may be in some trouble. Stay tuned. Then, we talk about some helicopter cops who allegedly used the chopper for inappropriate "missions". O'Neill drops some more tidbits from his trip to Indiana and then we follow-up on a story from a few shows back about a guy with a devast8ating facial tattoo. After that, we hop in the Danish and O'Neill hovercraft and head to Vietnam to report on a story about peppers. We segue into some Teen Vogue talk. We really analyze (emphasis on the first four letters of that word) an article they wrote. It's been a while...but we have to report the news. It's time for a story about a man and a donkey. We finish the show with an example of how yoga class can betray you and then some post-show talk. Keep on fartin' in the free world.

Episode 105'er is upon us, and this one is chock-full of essential vitamins and nutrients. Right off the bat, O'Neill gets into some tales from his trip to his homeland: Valparaiso, Indiana. Not to be confused with Valparaiso, Chile. But I guess that goes without saying. Danish talks about a concert he took in over the weekend. O'Neill then remembers losing his cool with a TSA agent and talks about his Steve O'Neill/Ari Shaffir-like moment. We get into some brief updates from past D+O stories. Danish tells a story related to going to a showing of The Goonies in a park. After that, the gents discuss a story from HBO's Real Sports. After that, we talk about the infamous "boomstick". This one is worth hearing about. Seriously. The boomstick. Then, after a looooooooooong time away, we check in on Eric Hites. The hits keep on comin', as we head to Stockton to discuss an article about a recent string of racism. The show closes with an epic (that word is often overused but definitely isn't here) Y report. Hakuna matata.

Greetings, Earthlings, extra terrestrials, and whoever else may be listening out there in the universe. It's episode 104. YAY!!!! O'Neill opens the show with an interesting idea about the possibility of new merch: a D+O calendar. Then, we get into a few videos that you, our lovely listeners, sent us. After that, we discuss some hot, new TV shows that are coming out soon. Then, we stop f'in around and report some bobcat news. It's chilling. Beware of bobcats, everyone. They're dangerous. And some are rabid. We smooooothly segue into something that forced a flight to land. Listen to find out what it could be! Great tease. Then, it's a tale of romance gone wrong. Very, very wrong. After that, we head to Oregon to report a disgusting story about an overturned truck that covered a highway in sea creatures. It's tiiiiiiime for the main event of the podcast: the story of a man with who has what could possibly be the worst tattoo ever. Then, we stumble upon something that we thought we'd never encounter: a mom blogger who we actually kind of like. After that, we report on a controversial lawsuit that has some craaaaazy details. Then, it's on to some post show talk. Have a holly jolly week (why is that just for Christmas?). Feliz semana, ya freaks.

Another week is upon us, as is another episode of D+O. The show opens with some quick tent talk. Danish then discusses yet another near miss he had with a man who shares his name. Imposter! Show yourself. After that, we discuss an "exciting" tale about Ronda Rousey and her fiancee, Travis Browne. Then, it's on to an attack that went down on a nude beach. Apparently, sharks aren't huge fans of nudity. Like a finely tuned ju jitsu fighter, we quickly transition into our next topic: our beefs with the internet. Yeah, we're looking at you, Yahoo and MSN! It's been a while, but it's time for some Michael and Paula Deen talk! Danish reveals a razor blade story that cuts deep for O'Neill. See what I did there? Next, it's a story about a woman's crusade to abolish perfect attendance awards. After that, we discuss one of Barb's beauties that she researched before she left. It's a classic battle: Star Wars vs. Star Trek (or two nerds arguing about it that leads to an arrest). A rogue mountain lion that briefly lost its mind and ran wild in California leads to some convo. Danish tells O'Neill about something called the "pizzakini", and he doesn't approve. After that, it's a lot of post show talk. Viva Nepal!

Dear loyal listener,
It's time for episode 102, so put on a nice outfit, grab some snacks, and get ready for the excellence you've come to expect from this show. Joining us in studio is John Little, the son of the great painter, Jim Little. O'Neill and Johnny come in hot, talking about "the road to the podcast". After that, we did some quick mountain lion talk (it's been a while...but we didn't forget about you, P-22). Next, John poses some interesting "would you" questions, and O'Neill drops some serious forensic knowledge. After that, we talk about an incredible job opening (seriously, you should apply). Then, we head to Arkansas to detail a harrowing tale of a woman shooting a gun in the direction of a boy who was allegedly up to no good (for the second time!). O'Neill and Little really go head to head on this one. You be the judge and jury. Whose opinion came out on top? We hop in the D+O buggy and drive to Thousand Oaks to discuss a story about a reptile hoarder who got arrested. It's time for the main course, ladies and gentlemen (let's be honest...most of you aren't gentlemen)! We head to a vegan restaurant in Tennessee where a customer review really chapped the owner's buttocks. Danish then discusses a man he met who was a lot like Seagal and Bill Dillman, and John asks what we think about Mayweather vs. Connie. After that, it's post show talk with one story about a racy teacher mixed in. This particular episode would pair nicely with a nice red wine. Enjoy.