Slop Quest

Hola, come estan? Bien bien. Es tiempo para mas Danish y O'Neill. This week, we start off by updating a few stories we've discussed in the past: the former limo driver turned space explorer and the woman who posts breastfeeding videos to youtube. We also discuss a judge who's a candidate to be the Governor of Ohio and made an interesting proclamation on Facebook. After that, we talk a near killer whale attack, a drone lifeguard, babies in make-up, and many other of life's mysteries and intrigues.

Heeeeeeeey Macarena! It's another delectable episode of the Danish and O'Neill show. We start off talking about the man of the hour, the international ju jitsu practitioner-man of mystery, Chase Moore. He sends in an email filling in some of the blanks on his interesting lifestyle. O'Neill has a long awaited go-kart update. After that, we get into what you all want, the peacock story. Don't know what it is? Well, listen and find out! Jeez. We also get some words of wisdom from Pilot Mutombo! After that, we discuss a Reddit post and try to figure out if it's real or not. Either way, it's a doozy. Then, it's off to some college called Macalaster (KEVIN!) for a well needed Gary Keillor update. Tsk tsk, Gary, you dirty old man. We also say a quick RIP to P-23. Big fashion update: Guy Fieri is now a fashion icon. Good day.

Hey there pickle heads,
It's yet another week of the Danish and O'Neill podcast. To start out the episode, we discuss what appears to be the end for Boner City USA. What a glorious run...
After that, we check in on some news regarding Gary Keilor. We also learn a LOT about the man who was inside the Barney suit for years. If you have $350, you just may be able to find out.
O'Neill talks about a haunting documentary he saw that shines a light on the strange world of people who turn their houses into Halloween attractions/haunted houses. Listen before bed at your own risk!
A listener letter really inspires both of us to take on more adventures. Enjoy the show, ya gravy guzzlers.

Howdy, everybody! This week starts out with a (literal) bang as we discuss a security guard who walks into a 7-11 with gun a-blazin to prevent an attempted robbery. After that, we talk about our new favorite airline, Delta. They've decided to take matters into their own hands and make it harder for people to fly with fake support animals!!!!! Finally. Someone's taking a stand. We then delve back into Seagal's work of fiction (we didn't know it was fiction when we discussed it a few episode's back), the Way of the Shadow Wolves. We even read some GLOWING Amazon reviews. To keep it fair and balanced, we then do a story that involves Jean Claude Van Damme. Apparently, he did something that made him break into tears recently. We then do a quick fight round-up and discuss Saturday night's Bellator and UFC fights. O'Neill discusses a story of a a 19 year old college student making and then posting some racist videos. After that winner, we move on to more winners who are taking part in the Tide Pod Challenge. Who doesn't like the taste of detergent??? It's the new ice cream. We move on to discuss a man punching a police horse, a smelly woman we used to deliver food to, and a morbidly obese couple who lost weight and had sex for the first time in their eleven year relationship. Danish also shares an embarrassing blunder he committed at the Y.

On this week's show, we have Mack Lindsay, our old friend and co-worker from our Comedy Store days, join us. Of course, we get into all things Comedy Store related and discuss our (Bruce Springsteen) gloooory days. Like a nice, lazy river (at either a water park or in the wild), the convo meanders here and there, to and fro and will have a little something for everyone. Well, what are you waiting for? Listen to it already, ya weirdo!

Just like that STD you've been having trouble kicking, we're baaaaa-aaaaaack! It's 2018, and Danish and O'Neill are back in town. Danish kicks off the show with an announcement (that many of you already know, but hey, some may not). If you dooooon't know, now you know, (bad word). After some lighthearted banter, we discuss the terribly sad news when it comes to Guy Fieri. We then discuss an article about a 30 year old British man who got arrested for doing something that's a little out of the ordinary. O'Neill shares a story about a recent run-in he had with a weirdo at the Comedy Store. Then, it's YET another story of a "service animal" gone wrong in a public setting. Enough is enough! Then, as the name of this week's show suggests, we discuss a scientific study involving fish orgies. After that stimulating discussion, the show shifts gears and discusses a Pizza Hut employee who was wrongfully terminated (for doing her job to the best of her ability!). To close the show, it's a LONG overdue Y report. There's a lot that needed to be reported on. Enjoy, ya freakazoids.

Hey there, beautiful people. Another episode of the Danish and O'Neill podcast is in the books. This week's show gets started with a bang via an original reworking of the Danish and O'Neill theme song that was so beautifully written by Sean Aylward. Thanks to Pepper for sending it in. After we got over how moved we were by the song (it is that good!), we did a quick UFC/mma round-up, discussing the state of the sport and some strange and interesting events that happened at a recent UFC event. We then quickly revisit some Gary Keillor talk. After that, we give a Brendan Dassey update (it's bad news for the Dass-man). We even somehow manage to get on a strange Teenwolf tangent. Then, it's on to the maaaaaain event (of the podcast). We discuss two articles, which pins ghosts vs. chandeliers. You'll understand more when you listen. Enjoy. Oh, and the show ends with a bit of a cliffhanger as well. Listen and find out.

Fear not, good people, episode 123 is upon us, and it brings everything you could want in a podcast. We start out with a spontaneous update of what's been going on lately with various homeless people in LA. We then quickly switch into second gear with some good ol' fashioned Dog the Bounty Hunter talk. What's Dog been up to, you ask? Well, listen and find out, ya dingus. Then, we discuss a police officer who showed up to a trial just to taunt someone who shot him three times with...yup, KY Jelly. Sal Zuno and Officer Sharketti, give that man a medal! After that, it's time for a report from the animal kingdom that involves a berserker of a brown bear on the loose in Siberia! Okay, okay, we've teased you long enough. Finally, we discuss the one, the only: Gary "the tf" Keillor. If you haven't been following the news, you won't believe your ears. We then set our sights on Connie Mac. He's been up to his old tricks as of late, and we're unamused. Finally, we wrap it up with a nice bow by discussing a bizarre crime that terrorized a family for years. And there it is. That's your show for the week, ya weirdos.

Hey there, weirdos. It's time for your weekly helping of Danish and O'Neill. This week's edition starts out with some ramblings from Thanksgiving. Danish spins some yarns about his old man, while O'Neill talks about an interesting gig he had recently. Danish then tells a story about almost getting his old high school put on lockdown (through their own incompetence!). After that, we discuss Manute Bol and his son Bol Bol. We move on to discuss an article about a bar crawl called Fiericon. Are we for it? Against it? Listen and find out. We also discuss a man who intends to build his own steam-powered rocket to fly into space. What could go wrong??? Then, a story about a couple who doesn't have sex irritates O'Neill. Lastly, we get into what the Navy has been up to in Washington state. Mmmm hmm. That's it, I reckon.

Hey jive turkeys, it's the Thanksgiving week edition of Danish and O'Neill. We open the show with an article that discusses famed Los Angeles mountain lion, P-22, heading down out of the hills to bring the fight to O'Neill! Boooooold move, P-22. Then, we discuss an interesting tale of a transracial man. It must be heard to believe. And it's touching. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You may have an accident in your pants. After that, it's a creep sweep update with yet another story about the one, the only...Steven Seagal. After that doozy, it's air raid siren time, as we discuss a man trying to pass off a squirrel as a support animal, but his condo association isn't taking it! Keeping it in the animal kingdom, we discuss a young German man, who had a surprise for police officers who arrested him. We end the show with two tales:
A.a mystery that will baffle even the greatest of Danish and O'Neill detectives
2.a fight over french fries, involving a man named Donald Crump
Happy Thanksgiving to those who celebrate it. To all others, have a grrrrrrreat week and all that other good stuff.