Slop Quest

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Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! Andy gets some puffy pants for Christmas called Pluderhosen and wears them to the podcast. O’Neill then takes issues with Andy’s HEMA training and a classic argument commences. Andy is losing weight with sword fighting but Ryan is reluctant to celebrate it. O’Neill then says he could defeat Andy with a move he calls “the helicopter”. Then Andy knocks over half a gallon of water while dancing around and it gets all over the equipment.

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Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! This week Comedy Store veteran and hilarious good buddy, Mike Black is finally in the O’Neill Rent Controlled Studios. The talk about the Jake Paul fight and pitch a new boxing show where half the fighters don’t even want to be there. The boys pitch a new advertising angle for Pinesol. Then Ryan reveals the origins of Cornhole and gets roasted by Mike and Andrew for his choice in comedy material. Ryan and Andrew recount Andy’s unprofessional bank behavior to Mike who defends him. O’Neill makes a classic mistake where he confuses gorillas and pandas. Then Andy gets confused about pandas as well and they debate creating American pandas.

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Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! There’s some late Epstein file talk. O’Neill talks about he’d be tricked into showing up on the Epstein files. He then floats the idea of having a professional photographer hiding to take embarrassing photos. They talk a little about Ellis quitting comedy and O’Neill’s mind is blown. Then they get into a little motivational talk where Andy crowns Ryan “King of Tomfoolery”. Andy tries Ryan’s garlic technique and has Diarrhea. Then Andy pulls the fake text prank on his cousin by marriage which infuriates O’Neill because he doesn’t believe in cousins by marriage. There’s some weight loss by basketball talk. The boys talk about Andy getting HEMA sword tattoo. Andy talks about how he tries to keep lines of communication open with friends and family and O’Neill hates the idea. There’s more tomfoolery about this from O’Neill and Andy begs him to break new ground. Then O’Neill humble brags about how good he is with communicating even if he never talks to people. Then the boys talk about how wives set their husbands up on play dates. O’Neill expresses his desire to not have any friends.  Andy finds a Christian comedian lady who KILLS in front of the crowd and O’Neill loses it. Andy meets a woman who describes herself as having been “slutty” but she waited for marriage to have sex? The boys then reminisce about the loss of the “erotic thriller” of the 90’s.

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Andy finds out about the new brain rot gen z pinsol commercials. Andy is back in full form according to O’Neill. Then O’Neill hits on a hot audience member in front of her boyfriend and the crowd loves it. Andy finds an old Napster audio file about grey eyes and torments O’Neill with it. Andy daydreams about being good at sword fighting during a match and gets cranked in the head. Then they discuss putting guys who waste their money on Only Fans in group homes. Andy and O’Neill talk about people who make all their money taping their own farts and how crazy the new economy is. The boys talk about how much plastic we’ve all eaten. Andy gets surrounded by fake AI movie trailers. Then they write a pitch for Forest Gump 2 where the plot is they dig up Jenny’s body so they can reanimate it for one last bang. Then they dig into the hilariously racist past of White Christmas. Andy tells O’Neill about the Japanese “Paris Syndrome” and O’Neill goes nuts.

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Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! This week they celebrate the fact that kids still associate Taco Bell with Diarrhea. Then a fog filled with ammonia settles over O’Neill’s neighborhood and conspiracy theories abound. Then Andy has a disgusting sex dream about a bedazzled vagina. Then O’Neill accuses Andy of getting all his facts from billboards. Then he floats the idea of winning the lottery and buying Andy a house that’s so expensive that Andy goes broke from property taxes. Andy gets prescribed an antibiotic that tears your tendons. Then they delve into China’s strange stance on ghosts and Andy forces O’Neill to become an audio philosopher.

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Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! This week Andy brings his HEMA long sword into the O’Neill Family Beans Studio. Ryan proposes that Andy will be the next “Star Wars Kid” as he practices long sword drills in the parking lot and on his roof. Then they imagine combining Andy’s sword skills with Ryan’s new judo skills for the perfect one-two combo. O’Neill then refuses to handle Andy’s sword because he’s worried that Andy takes the sword with him to the toilet. Then they do Dave Ramsey giving Elon Musk debt consolidation advice. Then they go on a tear doing Dave Ramsey giving advice to Only Fans models.

 

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Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! The boys lament the loss of the American penny and speculate on how they can use the savings to pay for cool things. Ryan talks about his awesome hyper inflation is going to be because he’ll see signs at the grocery store with big numbers. This week the boys fantasize about how rich they’d be if they had invested in crypto early. They talk about having an eBay for sex tapes and nudes. The boys push legislation for disclosing whether or not your car is haunted then they start a pr firm that uses ghost sightings to bring housing prices down. Then they come up with the ultimate gender war tactic by turning all dudes gay and just hanging out with the boys.

 

 

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Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! This week the mind of Ryan O’Neill investigates a city council woman who committed manslaughter after being called a name. Andrew does a deep dive on The White Massai and the more we learn , the more it outrages O’Neill. This leads to a confession from O’Neill that he’s been secretly watching Sex And The City and the unhinged Psychopath behavior by the ladies leaves O’Neill speechless.  This leads O’Neill to talk about a lady who didn’t bring enough oxygen to Mount Oxygen and tries to bum air off of everyone. Then Andy finds an old video that teaches wives how to enjoy football. Finally , Andy and Ryan create a new straight to video scheme based off Dorf Loves Golf where and tucks his arms into his t-shirt called “Wingman”.

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Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! This episode O’Neill tests out his new sunglasses . Then he reveals the ancient prophecies of Baba Venya and tries to unravel her prescient mysteries. Andy finds a preacher from the 80’s who tries to prove that He-Man is the Antichrist. Then they talk about Diarhea related deleted scenes from Braveheart that will shock you. Then they talk about how to survive a knife attack with a lot of unwarranted confidence. Then Ryan debates the legality of marrying an Ai. Then Andy talks about his final wishes for when he’s an old man. Then Ryan berates Andy for eating a burrito in bed.

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Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! Andy almost blackouts on the toilet. Then an old listener gets out of prison and is confused on what episode of the podcast we’re on. Ryan finds out that the Japanese are experimenting by filling butts with liquid oxygen. They speculate on the sports related applications of this brave new technology. Then they talk about america’s new nicotine obsession. Andy finds the earliest recorded jokes. Then Andy finds a giant tittied German chick online and rages when O’Neill says he doesn’t care. Then he tries to get Andy to restart Babes of Dongaria. They talk about horny Boomer comments on public profiles with all their real world information on it. Then O’Neill fantasizes about Andy being the only man in history to be sex trafficked. O’Neill brags about his “Connect 4” mind games that makes his wife second guess all her moves. This infuriates Andrew to the point that Dark Andy returns. Then O’Neill brags about how good he is at sheep sheering and how many alpaca items he has.