SmartAss Comedy

SmartAss Comedy

By SmartAss and BobOComedy
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SmartAss Comedy episodes

  • Aiding & Abetting

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    In today’s world it’s hard to find a reputable Nursing Home for a loved one. 

    You just don’t know how they will adjust. Afterall you’re taking them out of their home. The home where they have lived for so many years. 

    You hope that the home you find is like the one they are leaving, warm and welcoming.

    The place in this story is not quite what you are looking for. It’s a house of depravity.

    It’s an unrulily place where the residents are taken down a road of sexual debauchery.

    Have A Listen! And Enjoy! 

    5 min
  • Bob’s Giddy Up Dick Emporium

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    This is a Parody of Commercials that claim to fix sexual problems.

    This Podcast is for entertainment purposes only and makes no claim to cure, diagnose, and or treat any condition, symptom, and or disease.

    SmartAss Comedy hopes you will enjoy and share this Podcast. 

    2 min
  • Bob’s Giddy Up Dick Emporium

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    This is a Parody of Commercials that claim to fix sexual problems.

    This Podcast is for entertainment purposes only and makes no claim to cure, diagnose, and or treat any condition, symptom, and or disease.

    SmartAss Comedy hopes you will enjoy and share this Podcast. 

    2 min
  • Willing To Go To Any Length

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    Sometimes Humans can become obsessed with stuff. Different people, different stuff.

    Is it their DNA, environment? Who knows? It only becomes a problem when that obsession takes over their life and becomes dangerous to themselves or others.

    Todays story is about the dangerous side of obsession. Taking it too far. Ignoring the danger and being just plain stupid.

    This should be fun!

    So, have a listen. And please send a text about what you think or anything.

    6 min
  • Like I Give A Shit

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    Sometimes the most unlikely things can be worth a great deal of money.

    This story is about the one thing that everyone creates, then throws away. Until now it has been a money maker for others who create things that deal with your creation.

    Things for the ease of throwing your creation away. Along with that, cleaning supplies for your creation.

    Up till now you would spend a great deal of money on things like those.

    I’ll take you on your creation’s journey from a nuisance to a treasure.

    Have a listen to this story while you’re in the process of creating your creation. It will make it a lot more fun.

    7 min
  • The Tale of A Broken Sway Bar

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    I had been on the side of the Interstate for hours. My thumb had been out there for so long it was getting sunburn! Finally, a car was stopping or not stopping to end my misery. Fortunately, stopping it was.

    It was finally a ride after a long day. 

    The more I listened to the car the more I was concerned. The sound was weird  

    I knew we were to die, so why not enjoy the ride while waiting for my heart to explode.

    Keep listening for the surprise ending. I know every podcaster and YouTuber says that and it’s annoying. But listen to it anyway, for little Ol’ me, please even if it’s not a surprise. My Mommy will be happy. 

    4 min
  • Them You Are

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    When you reach a certain point in life, your sense of time can get a bit foggy.

    What you think will happen in the future is usually based on what is happening in your present time.

    You will say things about what will be in a future time without thinking it through. This can and usually does become quite an embarrassing situation and make you feel like an idiot.

    This idea was put to the test in this story. 

    6 min
  • Fore! Or Was It Five?

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    When you’re a Kid, adventures happen just about every day.

    The story of this adventure is that summer’s One In A Million.

    Me and the Boys started that day like every other start of a summer day. But this day exploded into a “There’s no way this is happening!” day!

    So, sit back and have a listen. You’ll find out how and why this “Was The Craziest Summer Day Ever!”. 

    8 min
  • The Ceiling Is Moving

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    A friend of mine and myself went on a hitchhiking trip. In the middle of it, that’s when it happened.

    To this day I get creepy feelings every time I think about that trip.

    You say you are never grossed or creeped out. I don’t believe it. Listen to this story and honestly tell me it didn’t bother you. 

    If that’s you, I’m impressed.

    Please send me a comment. Would love to hear from you. Click  the above link: Send us a text.

    Now go and listen to “The Ceiling Is Moving”. 

    7 min
  • Stuck In A Motel

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    Two Stressed-Out People set off for a Weekend Get-A-Way. 

    After arriving at the Motel where they had reserved a room, the festivities began. Everything was going as planned.

    Then was the consumption of Get-Ya-Goings. Now fired up, the Planned Out Activity List said it was time for a Stress-Removal-Activity. 

    The problem with a Planned Out Activity List is you forgetting the Have-To-Have-It that is for the Stress-Removal-Activity that is on the list.

    All this is what happened to our Two Stressed-Out People attempting to have a nice Weekend Get-A-Way.

    Have a listen to find out what was that activity’s missing vital part along with how the weekend played out for our Two Stressed-Out People.

    9 min

About SmartAss Comedy

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I’ve been a SmartAss for as long as I can remember. My first episode, Where Are My Boots?, tells how I was at the lovely age of five. I was certainly a SmartAss before I was five, but I can’t…