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Want to make a Great Day Go to Hell? Lose your Car Keys in a lake, river, ocean, or any body of water. That should do it.

That’s what happens in this story. But is there a happy ending?

Find out in this Podcast!

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What was to be a fun day became unfun. I blame myself. Once again being my SmartAss self ruined the day for my wife and young daughter. At least it was free.

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This is the story of a woman on a mission.

Halloween is a fun holiday. Costumes, Candy, and Pumpkins!

Yep, you have to have Pumpkins. Carve them. Have them part of your decorations.

But what if you can’t afford one of those expensive gourds?

I guess you would try to steal one.

Our star tried that, but it just wasn’t her day.

(The anatomy of one individual in this story sounds unreal, but it is true. I do confess though that I have embellished the anatomy somewhat for the episode.)

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A toilet. It’s a simple device. 

Why should it be celebrated?

Because until you need one, you won’t know how important they are.

This Podcast highlights a couple of situations where you really need a toilet.

Celebrate Toilets. In the end, you will always need one.

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Go to work , , , Leave work . . .Everyday. 

How boring is that?

Now imagine doing that every day for 20 years!

Do you just stop going to work and hide?

You would also have to hide from family, friends!

You would be Running Away!

Hold on Antsy Pants. Don’t put on your running shoes quite yet.

What if you were still employed, getting paid, and just not going to work.

Yes, my friends. This can be done. 

Run Away with me and get a lesson on how to do it from a Professional Work Escaper. 

Can it really be done? Maybe, just don’t get caught! Ha!

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Hitchhiking, will you live or die. That’s the bottom line.

I did a lot of hitchhiking back in the 70’s. It was an adventure.

This story is about one of my friends and I getting a ride for one part of a trip.

There’s only one word that describes that trip . . .Scary!

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Do you remember Kindergarten or Preschool?

I do and there’s one particular incident that I’ll never forget.

I think it was the first time I went public with getting in trouble.

I don’t know about you, but sometimes I see things that could become hysterical if done the right way.

And that day there was a group of three things that fit the requirements.

 Strategically placed, I would find it hysterical, all others would not.

It was the beginnings of Bad Boy Pranks.