Well come to an adventure 65 million years in the making, that just goes to show that if you’ve waited THAT long, than maybe there’s nothing to actually see here. 

There’ll be no thrills, no spills, but plenty of belly aches!

Yes, it’s Jurassic World Dominion. 

And joining me to watch a film so long and boring that he got a MEGASOREARSE, comedian David Hoare

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Welcome to an adventure 65 million years in the making, that just goes to show that if you’ve waited THAT long, than maybe there’s nothing to actually see here. 

There’ll be no thrills, no spills, but plenty of belly aches!

Yes, it’s Jurassic World Dominion. 

And joining me to watch a film so long and boring that he got a MEGASOREARSE, comedian David Hoare

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A classic from the vaults.

Welcome to Theatre of Blood!

Joining me for a bloody and violent taste of their own medicine are the film critic and director, Ali Catterall, and the wonderful actor Paul Putner.

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Welcome to another Harry Potter special!

This week we’ll be combatting the rise of fascism, by investing heavily in a novelty party trick company, and training children to push each other over, and knock sticks out of adult hands. 

Yes, it’s Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.

And joining me to watch a beloved guardian go all stiff before their very eyes, are THE SNAKE BOYS, Tom Neenan and Tom Crowley.

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Welcome to another Harry Potter special!

This week we’ll be combatting the rise of fascism, by investing heavily in a novelty party trick company, and training children to push each other over, and knock sticks out of adult hands. 

Yes, it’s Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.

And joining me to watch a beloved guardian go all stiff before their very eyes, are THE SNAKE BOYS, Tom Neenan and Tom Crowley.

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This week we’ll be travelling back in time to get our big ones out, while making sure we don’t get our Hampton’s court. What better way to bring in a new year than getting together with friends, and talking about a 57 year old man who is having real trouble coming. 

Yes, it’s Carry On Henry, and joining me to TUDOR fat, is Dan Thomas and Paul Litchfield. 

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This is another of our special compilation episodes, where we delve into the archives for the best bits of SMERSHes gone by, cut out the libellous bits, and package them together for you like the best pick and mix you’ve ever had, we’ve even used a pair of plastic tongs and a ‘SHARE’ cup. 

This time round we’re setting our sights on 2022. Over the next 45 minutes you’ll hear from a Welshman impersonating a Scotsman pretending to be a Russian, tales of a watery grave for a Jedi master, and the return of everybody’s favourite reptile-based trio.

Thanks to Tim Colman, and Out of Context Smersh Pod for all the hard work and support.

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Merry ChristSmersh!

Welcome to Never Land! A place where if you believe hard enough, even turkeys will fly, and middle-aged men will remember the true meaning of happiness: getting off with hot mermaids! 

Yes, it’s HOOK!

Joining me in the Bangarang Bus is Dan Thomas.

Support Dan's short film here:

1817: Anna flees her wealthy brother and seeks refuge in a Moravian Settlement, the home of Erich, who she has been seeing in secret.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/randombird/sister-anna-a-short-film

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Merry ChristSmersh!

Welcome to the Big Apple! Where once again Kevin McAllister has been abandoned by his family, and is once again forced to fend for himself, but this time instead of simply keeping his house safe, he’s saving the orphans, helping the homeless, and leading on old men. 

Yes, it’s Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

And joining me to Cool Jerk in your ears, is my fellow sticky bandit, Paul Litchfield!

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A classic from the vaults.

This week, if we play our cards right, we'll be taking a trip to New York, to take in the sights, the sounds and the VOODOO. Yes, it's Live and Let Die.

And joining me for a bourbon in the corner booth or the Fillet of Soul, is actor and writer Jim Howick.

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