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0:00 Intro

1:51 I gaslight my husband when we fight https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/1gpqqus/i_gaslight_my_husband_when_we_fight/

6:54 I didn't know a candle wasn't supposed to be lit https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1g277sk/aita_for_not_knowing_a_candle_wasnt_supposed_to/

15:06 Accidentally opened porn site on work laptop https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/1g67ui1/opened_redtube_pornography_on_work_laptop/

19:25 My bf's relationship with his teddy bear bothers me https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1gg5yyr/my_21f_boyfriends_23m_relationship_with_his/

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33:30 Asked my sister to replace my jellybeans her son at https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1go5p9d/aita_for_asking_my_sister_to_replace_my/

49:03 My partner whispered "I hate you" when he thought I was asleep https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1gnrf0b/my_partner_28m_whispered_i_hate_you_when_he/

55:20 My bf suddenly "became gay" due to altitude difference https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1gdor7n/aita_for_not_believing_my_boyfriend_that_suddenly/

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Spencer Agnew // https://www.instagram.com/spennser/

WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)

Director: Bailey Petracek

Editor: Vida Robbins

Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson

Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Bailey Petracek

Production Designer: Cassie Vance

Art Director: Erin Kuschner

Assistant Art Director: Josie Bellerby

Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar

Prop Master: Courtney Chapman

Audio Mixer: Scott Neff

Audio Utility: Matt Taylor

Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani

Camera Operator: James Hull

Camera Operator: Eric Wann

Assistant Director: Alexcina Figueroa

Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes

Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa

Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover

Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander

Production Assistant: Quincy Bell

Production Intern: Caroline Smith

Post Production Manager: Luke Baker

DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran

IT: Tim Baker

Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs

Graphic Designers: Ness Cardano, Monica Ravitch

Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones

Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla

...

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0:00 Intro

1:27 My bf gave stole my present to give to his mom https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1dd5l3u/my_boyfriend_22m_gave_a_handmade_christmas/

16:53 I told my sis not to bring her food to the meal https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1giyqrb/aita_for_telling_my_sister_shes_not_allowed_to/

34:48 I caught on fire at a NYE party https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/7njsgs/tifu_by_catching_on_fire_at_a_nye_party/

40:13 I gave my MIL a fake house key https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/rrjhmz/aita_for_giving_my_mil_a_fake_copy_of_my_house/

48:10 I didn't get on a flight because he put my kids in economy https://www.reddit.com/r/offmychest/comments/vvdhkw/my_girlfriend_left_me_for_putting_the_christmas/

58:48 I told my brother he can't stay with us if he brings his leg https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/18pqf0v/aitah_for_telling_my_brother_he_cannot_stay_with/

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WHO YOU HEAR

Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/

Arasha Lalani // https://www.instagram.com/arashalalani_/

Trevor Evarts // https://www.instagram.com/trevorevarts/

WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)

Director: Bailey Petracek

Editor: Vida Robbins

Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson

Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Bailey Petracek

Production Designer: Cassie Vance

Art Director: Erin Kuschner

Assistant Art Director: Josie Bellerby

Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar

Prop Master: Courtney Chapman

Audio Mixer: Scott Neff

Audio Utility: Matt Taylor

Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani

Camera Operator: James Hull

Camera Operator: Eric Wann

Assistant Director: Alexcina Figueroa

Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes

Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa

Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover

Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander

Production Assistant: Quincy Bell

Production Intern: Caroline Smith

Post Production Manager: Luke Baker

DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran

IT: Tim Baker

Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs

Graphic Designers: Ness Cardano, Monica Ravitch

Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones

Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla

Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa

Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe

Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers

...

How well do you know your friends?? 

0:00 Intro

1:25 I left my friend group over a bill at Chili's https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/1e149l9/i_broke_off_from_a_friend_group_ive_known_for_7/

10:47 My best friend proposed to me... https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1bw8k44/my_25f_best_friend_24m_proposed_to_me_im_confused/

25:42 I explained my personal buying equation to my friend https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1e1afih/am_i_the_asshole_for_explaining_my_pizza_to_joy/

36:34 My husband's family refers to me as his best friend https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1g6lwpt/my_26f_husbands_26m_family_keeps_referring_to_me/

50:46 Should I delete their engagement pics? https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/hwuocu/wibta_if_i_deleted_my_friends_engagement_pictures/

1:02:12 My best friend did something horrible and blamed my sister https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1f30zap/my_24f_best_friend_23f_did_something_horrible_at/

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WHO YOU HEAR

Courtney Miller // https://www.instagram.com/co_mill/

Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/

Tommy Bowe // https://www.instagram.com/tomeybones/

WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)

Director: Bailey Petracek

Editor: Rock Coleman

Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson

Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Bailey Petracek

Production Designer: Cassie Vance

Art Director: Erin Kuschner

Assistant Art Director: Josie Bellerby

Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar

Prop Master: Courtney Chapman

Art Intern: Abby Schmidt

Audio Mixer: Scott Neff

Audio Utility: Matt Taylor

Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani

Camera Operator: Cameron Dunbar

Camera Operator: Eric Wann

Assistant Director: Alexcina Figueroa

Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes

Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa

Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover

Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander

Production Assistant: Quincy Bell

Production Intern: Caroline Smith

Post Production Manager: Luke Baker

DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran

IT: Tim Baker

Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs

Graphic Designers: Ness Cardano, Monica Ravitch

Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones

Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla

Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa

Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe

Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers

Social Media Coordinator: Kim Wilborn

Social Media Intern: Mailyn Stiffler

Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia

People Operations Specialist: Katie Fink

Front Office Assistant: Sara Faltersack

CEO: Alessandra C ...

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0:00 Intro

2:18 I faked an eye injury, ruining my bday party https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1c2d4pg/aita_for_faking_a_serious_eye_injury_making_my/

7:50 We won’t throw her a bachelorettes if we’re not invited to the wedding https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1f86iij/wibta_if_i_tell_my_friend_her_bridesmaids_wont_be/

20:44 I left during my wife’s labor https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/i7tiy9/aita_for_leaving_during_my_wifes_labor/

34:35 I didn’t get the same bridesmaid dress https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoHotTakes/comments/1g6d620/aita_for_not_getting_the_same_dress_as_the_other/

48:39 I refused to attend my mom’s renaissance themed party https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1bbfsww/aita_for_refusing_to_attend_my_moms_renaissance/

56:11 My friend didn’t recognize my kid thus ruining her marriage https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1g6pcee/aita_for_teasing_my_friend_about_not_recognizing/

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WHO YOU HEAR

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Chanse McCrary // https://www.instagram.com/phatchanse/

Angela Giarratana // https://www.instagram.com/angelagiovanagiarratana/

WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)

Director: Emily Rose Jacobson

Editor: Rock Coleman

Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson

Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Bailey Petracek

Production Designer: Cassie Vance

Art Director: Erin Kuschner

Assistant Art Director: Josie Bellerby

Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar

Prop Master: Courtney Chapman

Art Intern: Abby Schmidt

Audio Mixer: Scott Neff

Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani

Camera Operator: James Hull

Assistant Director: Alexcina Figueroa

Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes

Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa

Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover

Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander

Production Assistant: Quincy Bell

Production Intern: Caroline Smith

Post Production Manager: Luke Baker

DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran

IT: Tim Baker

Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs

Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones

Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla

Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa

Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe

Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers

Social Media Coordinator: Kim Wilborn

Social Media Intern: Mailyn Stiffler

Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia

Operations PA: Katie Fink

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0:00 Intro

1:45 My gf uses ChatGPT to argue w/ me https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1g4g8s3/my_girlfriend_uses_chat_gpt_every_time_we_have_a/

10:12 My bf has a sexual history with my parents https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofNoUpdates/comments/1g1n7ob/my_boyfriend_34m_has_a_sexual_history_with_my/

21:41 I blew up at my gf after therapy backfired https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1fl9pm0/aita_for_blowing_up_at_my_girlfriend_after/

33:12 Bf told me he was a doctor then I saw him working at Taco Bell https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/1cv4av3/my_24f_boyfriend_32m_told_me_he_was_a_doctor_i/

44:06 My bf has become infatuated with Twitch streamers https://en.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/3b45qg/my_29f_boyfriend_28m_of_five_years_has_become/ 

55:49 Got surprised by a micro on my honeymoon https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/qvuyfn/husband_hides_micropenis_from_his_wife_until/ 

1:05:03 My husband proposed while I was on the toilet https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1fl009m/aita_for_marrying_a_man_who_proposed_to_me_while/?share_id=a7YxK0zULTXz8ZHyFGZCK&utm_content=1&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1

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WHO YOU HEAR

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Amanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/

Arasha Lalani // https://www.instagram.com/arashalalani_/

WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)

Director: Bailey Petracek

Editor: Vida Robbins

Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson

Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Bailey Petracek

Production Designer: Cassie Vance

Art Director: Erin Kuschner

Assistant Art Director: Josie Bellerby

Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar

Prop Master: Courtney Chapman

Audio Mixer: Scott Neff

Audio Utility: Dina Ramli

Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani

Camera Operator: James Hull

Camera Operator: Eric Wann

Assistant Director: Alexcina Figueroa

Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes

Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa

Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover

Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander

Production Assistant: Quincy Bell

Post Production Manager: Luke Baker

DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran

IT: Tim Baker

Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs

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0:00 Intro

1:26 Told my coworker I can’t attend her “funeral” because I’m busy https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1ejtbbe/aitah_for_telling_my_coworker_i_cant_attend_her/

16:15 I took all the leftovers home after a work party https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/hdaq9c/aita_because_i_took_all_the_leftover_homes_after/

29:09 My coworker is a totally normal person https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/1fuuvlp/my_coworker_is_a_totally_normal_person_and_he/

40:04 I refused to give up my vacation days so my coworker can go on her honeymoon https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1ft6lv2/aitah_for_refusing_to_give_up_my_vacation_days_so/

47:26 Meowing coworker https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/sze5tp/meowing_coworker/

55:11 My coworkers are engaged, but one of them is cheating… with my boss! https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1fdp9kh/ask_a_manager_my_coworkers_are_engaged_but_one_of/

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WHO YOU HEAR

Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/

Spencer Agnew // https://www.instagram.com/spennser/

Angela Giarratana // https://www.instagram.com/angelagiovanagiarratana/

WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)

Director: Emily Rose Jacobson

Editor: Vida Robbins

Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson

Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Bailey Petracek

Production Designer: Cassie Vance

Art Director: Erin Kuschner

Assistant Art Director: Josie Bellerby

Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar

Prop Master: Courtney Chapman

Art Intern: Abby Schmidt

Audio Mixer: Scott Neff

Audio Utility: Dina Ramli

Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani

Camera Operator: James Hull

Camera Operator: Eric Wann

Assistant Director: Alexcina Figueroa

Director of Production: Amanda Barnes

Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa

Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover

Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander

Production Assistant: Quincy Bell

Post Production Manager: Luke Baker

DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran

IT: Tim Baker

Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs

Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones

Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla

Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa

Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe

Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers

Social Media Coordinator: Kim Wilborn

Social Media Intern: Mailyn Stiffler

Talent Coordinator: Selina Ga ...

Sometimes the best update is a breakup.

0:00 Intro

1:01 I broke up w/ my bf over the "orange peel theory" https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoHotTakes/comments/17u5tsw/deleted_by_user/

17:45 Broke up with my fiance after getting engaged https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1fgv2lj/update_aitah_if_i_break_up_with_my_fiancee_after/

39:37 I broke up a marriage https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1f0vzu1/aita_for_hooking_up_with_a_married_woman_and/

49:02 My fiance ran away when we were attacked https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1euy4dm/aitah_for_considering_breaking_up_with_my_fiance/

1:01:42 I asked my gf for reasons we might break up https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/184v1re/tifu_when_i_asked_my_gf_to_come_up_with_reasons/

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WHO YOU SEE

Courtney Miller // https://www.instagram.com/co_mill/

Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/

Trevor Evarts // https://www.instagram.com/trevorevarts/

WHO YOU DON’T SEE (usually)

Director: Bailey Petracek

Editor: Vida Robbins

Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson

Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Bailey Petracek

Production Designer: Cassie Vance

Art Director: Erin Kuschner

Assistant Art Director: Josie Bellerby

Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar

Prop Master: Courtney Chapman

Art Intern: Abby Schmidt

Audio Mixer: Scott Neff

Audio Utility: Dina Ramli

Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani

Camera Operator: James Hull

Camera Operator: Eric Wann

Assistant Director: Alexcina Figueroa

Director of Production: Amanda Barnes

Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa

Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover

Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander

Production Assistant: Quincy Bell

Production Intern: Caroline Smith

Post Production Manager: Luke Baker

DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran

IT: Tim Baker

Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs

Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones

Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla

Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa

Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe

Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers

Social Media Coordinator: Kim Wilborn

Social Media Intern: Mailyn Stiffler

Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia

Operations PA: Katie Fink

CEO: Alessandra Catanese

EVP of Programming: Kiana Parker

Coordinator Producer of Programming: Marcus Munguia

Executive Coordinator: Rachel Collis

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0:00 Intro

2:03 I refused my friend joining my trip https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1depztu/aita_for_refusing_when_my_friend_wanted_to_join/

15:52 I left my friend in the middle of the Grand Canyon https://www.rareddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1fdgtkv/aita_for_parting_with_my_friend_midway_through_a/

29:09 My gf wants to go camping alone with another guy https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/2bc160/my_24_m_girlfriend_21_f_wants_to_go_on_an_out_of/

41:46 Traveling overseas to meet my bf but he cancels https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/9vlueu/i_29f_am_traveling_overseas_to_meet_my_online/

49:50 I left a couples trip in the middle of the night https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/v8ppzf/aita_for_leaving_a_couples_trip_in_the_middle_of/

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WHO YOU HEAR

Ian Hecox // https://www.instagram.com/ianhecox/

Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/

Amanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/

WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)

Director: Bailey Petracek

Editor: Rock Coleman

Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson

Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Bailey Petracek

Production Designer: Cassie Vance

Art Director: Erin Kuschner

Assistant Art Director: Josie Bellerby

Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar

Prop Master: Courtney Chapman

Audio Mixer: Scott Neff

Audio Utility: Dina Ramli

Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani

Camera Operator: James Hull

Camera Operator: Eric Wann

Assistant Director: Alexcina Figueroa

Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes

Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa

Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover

Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander

Production Assistant: Quincy Bell

Post Production Manager: Luke Baker

DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran

IT: Tim Baker

Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs

Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones

Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla

Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa

Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe

Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers

Social Media Coordinator: Kim Wilborn

Social Media Intern: Mailyn Stiffler

Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia

Operations PA: Katie Fink

CEO: Alessandra Catanese

EVP of Programming: Kiana Parker

Coordinator Producer of Programming: Marcus Munguia

Executive Coordinator: Rachel Collis

OTHER SMOSHES:

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0:00 Intro

1:27 I won't get rid of my anime body pillow https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/jvtp2a/aita_for_not_wanting_to_get_rid_of_the_anime_body/

9:24 I locked my gf out of the basement so I could eat https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1fcg02f/aitah_for_locking_my_girlfriend_out_of_the/

17:34 I made a LEGO sex toy https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1f4vku9/tifu_by_making_a_lego_buttplug/

23:49 My bf gave me a pros/cons list about me https://www.rareddit.com/r/TwoHotTakes/comments/178r3vr/my_boyfriend_gave_me_a_pros_and_cons_list_about/

40:08 I didn't tell my doctor how many Tic Tacs I eat per day https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1cck4u8/tifu_by_not_telling_my_doctor_how_many_tictacs_i/

48:29 My husband told his coworkers I'm his sister? https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1etmzao/i_28f_found_out_my_husband_29m_has_been_telling/

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WHO YOU HEAR

Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/

Damien Haas // https://www.instagram.com/damienhaas/

Tommy Bowe // https://www.instagram.com/tomeybones/

WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)

Director: Bailey Petracek

Editor: Andre Gardere

Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson

Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Bailey Petracek

Production Designer: Cassie Vance

Art Director: Erin Kuschner

Assistant Art Director: Josie Bellerby

Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar

Prop Master: Courtney Chapman

Audio Mixer: Scott Neff

Audio Mixer: Jose Perez

Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani

Camera Operator: James Hull

Assistant Director: Alexcina Figueroa

Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes

Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa

Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover

Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander

Production Assistant: Ovsana Tsaturian

Post Production Manager: Luke Baker

DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran

IT: Tim Baker

Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs

Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones

Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla

Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa

Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe

Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers

Social Media Coordinator: Kim Wilborn

Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia

Operations PA: Katie Fink

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0:00 Intro

1:14 My mom lost my LV bag https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1ewrdo6/aita_for_telling_my_mom_to_never_touch_my_stuff/ 

9:50 I refused to pay for my gf's plane ticket https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1c45tr4/aita_for_refusing_to_pay_for_my_girlfriends_plane/ 

22:43 Gf won't stop asking for a ring https://www.rareddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1epk5ub/girlfriend_of_6_years_wont_stop_asking_for_a_ring/?share_id=tsE_SOWnpQ-jDJphIfI0S&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1 

32:39 I wanted to use the hall pass my wife gave me https://www.rareddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1eybqx7/aitah_for_wanting_to_use_the_hallpass_my_wife/?share_id=cKz-EzcqYDhxst9lNCLCw&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1 

45:00 My bf pranked TSA https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1c6s6g3/aita_for_leaving_my_boyfriend_at_the_airport/ 

50:39 I'm divorcing you through Reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1f1mgdw/aita_for_letting_you_know_i_am_divorcing_you_by/?share_id=wgRYFvuhgBfnbU7jYqsvN&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1 

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