Snarky in the Suburbs

I’ve got a Dear Snarky letter about a wedding planner nightmare and, of course, it involves family. (Sigh.) My peeve is about parenting. People say parents have gotten worse and I say there’s always been parents who have sucked. In the Snarky Confessional I reveal a personality trait that might leave you vastly disappointed. Sorry.

For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs

There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texasis a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

We’re starting off with a Dear Snarky letter about a divorced mom who tosses her wedding dress into a fire pit and her 20-year-old daughter is burning with rage. The peeve arena is jam packed with rants ranging from “I can see your bra” to “radical honesty.” In the Snarky Confessional it starts with a garage sale and ends in murder (or at least it could end in murder). 

For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs

There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texasis a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

It’s my 25th podcast! 🎉 I actually thought I wouldn’t make it to number five but here we all are getting our Snarky on. Today I’ve got another letter from a Gen Xer craving a divorce. This woman wants one only after five months of marriage. Yikes! In the peeve department I let loose on three mini peeves starting with the fact that not everyone woman wants to look sexy and by every woman I mean me. Over at the Snarky Confessional I share that I’m now a hoarder. It’s embarrassing but a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do.

For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs

There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texasis a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

I’ve got a Dear Snarky letter that we need to talk about. A woman who’s wanted a divorce for five years and yet is afraid to get one because her 30something daughters are freaking out over their parents splitting up. Just WTH?

In the peeve department we all need to agree that there are just too many graduations. Do we really need pre-K and 3rd grade graduation ceremonies? NO. Now let’s saunter off to the Snarky Confessional where I share my latest act of stupidity. Honestly, I'm still processing my shame.

For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs

There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texasis a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

Lord help us the pod starts with a Dear Snarky letter that has me siding with the letter writer and then after a couple of paragraphs I’ve got the icks. I shake off those icks and head to my peeve – bitches. I’m actually pro bitch and you’re going to find out why. Then I take my bitchy self and swagger on over to the Snarky Confessional where I share just one of my stories about being a private detective. I think it’s my gift. 😉

For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs

There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  

Back to School  is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

It's a podcast that's flush with snarky goodness! The Dear Snarky letter is about a house being hit hard with toilet paper but the problem isn't the T.P. it's a neighbor being intentionally stupid. In the pet peeve department, I go off on college and I share that my family calls me the “Dream Killer.” (#rude) Next up is the Snarky confession where I divulge that I've got a bad case of "princess bowels." Yikes and perhaps Yuck. 

For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs

There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

Yay!!! It's Weekend Snark. I'm trying out adding in a weekend podcast so let me know if it should stay or go.

Today I've got a juicy update to the "Happiness Hoarder" letter from podcast episode three. Then I move on to buzzy topics that include Prince Harry, Bravo's "The Valley", and the "romance" of the 73-year-old former Patriots coach and a 24-year-old cheerleader.

But wait there's more - I've got a hot take on Mother's Day. My advice - run away for 12 hours.

For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs

There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

Y'all this Dear Snarky letter is a hoot! A woman is upset that at almost 60 she's been asked to be a bridesmaid in a wedding and dress like a Disney Princess. In the peeve department I've got three and I'm starting with "horseshoe" jeans and go deep on why "Giving Grace" is giving me the icks.

In the Snarky Confessional we go on a journey to when I had to take corrective action towards a teacher and it involved the "angry clogs of doom."

For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs

There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

We’re starting off strong with a Dear Snarky letter that made me howl. As in would you wear the world’s ugliest mother-of-the groom dress to keep your future daughter-in-law happy? For me it’s a solid oh hell no. Moving on to peeves I examine the grandparent hate that’s taking over my social media feed. Do grandparents in 2025 suck?

 Then prepare yourself for things getting weird at the Snarky Confessional. I think I was the bridezilla and it’s freaking me out. 

 For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs

There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School,  Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

This podcast is starting off with a prom drama mama. Lord have mercy I fear if this woman doesn’t take my advice she’s going to be very sorry. Sashaying over to my peeves it’s been two years and I’m still raging against the cropped blouse. I’m proud to report I held an impromptu meeting of cropped blouse haters at a women’s clothing store and it brought me immense joy. As an added bonus I crammed in an extra peeve about fundraising luncheons. 

 At the Snarky Confessional I tell the story of when I was on Bethenny Frankel’s short lived talk show. It was there I realized I was one thirsty bitch. Yes, I know you’re thinking how did you not already know that about yourself?

 For more Snarky goodness and because this mama needs to make money please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs

There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School,  Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.