Snarky in the Suburbs

It’s a two Dear Snarky letter bonanza. I’m starting with a funeral and ending with a wedding that’s jam packed with red flags. My Peeve is about grandmas. Sorry but we need to talk about grandma baby showers and nana baby reveals. I just can’t with both of these. I’ve got two Observations. One is about the lack of people using the “block” feature of their phone and email. Another is why do Real Housewives start businesses that aredestined to fail?

 Fresh from the vault of the Snarky Confessional is a wild tale about how my mom (according to my mom) ran an amorous handyman out of town.

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There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinklecream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

Yikes! I’ve got a Dear Snarky letter about a dirty kitchen that is giving me the heebie jeebies. My Peeve is about Vow Renewals, and I do a little side rant on a sorority sister. The Observation examines why I don’t trust people who always have their curtains closed. In the Confession from the Snarky Confessional I have yet another story about my lack of talent. Fortunately, my mother engaged in a 20 year cover up.

For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs

There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

Yikes! I’ve got a Dear Snarky letter about a dirty kitchen that is giving me the heebie jeebies. My Peeve is about Vow Renewals, and I do a little side rant on a sorority sister. The Observation examines why I don’t trust people who always have their curtains closed. In the Confession, from the Snarky Confessional, I have yet another story about my lack of talent. Fortunately, my mother engaged in a 20 year cover up.

 For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my fivefab and funny books a lookie loo.

 https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs

There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

Yay! I have three Dear Snarky letter updates because who doesn’t love an update? In the Peeve arena I go off on the “intensive parenting culture.” Then I calm down for my Observations – sort of. Can you believe fashion gurus are coming for “boomers in yoga pants?” Apparently leggings are aging us. I, for one, am not going to stand for it. The Confession from the Snarky Confessional is about how I was a "Karen" way back in the 90s before there was even a name for it and it all happened at the Emmy Awards. Yes, the Emmys.

For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs

There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

We’re starting off with a Dear Snarky letter about a mom who way, way, way, overshared her current romantic situation with her daughters. In the Peeve arena I go off on aging. I just want to be allowed to get old and look old. Is that so wrong? My observation is about wool. Trust me it’s not as lame as it sounds. And in the Snarky Confessional I share a tale about marital shenanigans. Yes, it’s juicy.

For more Snarky goodness please, please, please, go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs

There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots.

AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

Y’all I’ve got a Dear Snarky letter that has me asking myself WTH? Hello, women of a certain age think carefully before you get remarried. In the Peeve department I examine why more and more women are very happily choosing to staysingle. That’s not my peeve. My peeve is why is society surprised by this. My observations are a little odd. I go off on “hair training” and power washers. And in the Snarky Confessional I let it all hang out about how I was secretly a hyper competitive dance mom. Yikes!

For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs

There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially whena judge gets murdered.

I’m back from vacation and I’ve got to stories to tell. The DearSnarky letter is about a woman who wants to leave her fortune to charity and a big old goose egg to her heirs. In the Peeve arena it’s me. I’m the peeve. I’ve got a really messy Observation and in the Snarky Confessional it’s all about waterparks.

For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs

There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinklecream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

Yippee it’s Snarky time! I’ve got a Dear Snarky letter from awoman who was pressured to get on a dating site by her daughter and now her daughter doesn’t like the outcome. In the Peeve department I go off on people blaming “participation trophies” for all of the world’s problems. Sigh.

Next up I share my observations on Fall Fashions. Spoiler alert – I’m not impressed. Finally, in the Snarky Confession I go deep on a near death experience. Gasp!

For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs

There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinklecream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially whena judge gets murdered.

We’re starting off with two mini Dear Snarkies that ponder the questions of why am I thirty and sleeping in a bunk bed and who let the dog out? In the Peeve it’s a two-fer that focuses on “comment phonies” and the “good old day” bandwagon. The observation is a little random but a tad juicy and it’s about HGTV. The Snarky Confession is a wild ride in a 1990 GMC Conversion van. So, you know it’s going to be good.

For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs

There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texasis a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

Buckle up because this is a rollicking podcast. I’m starting out with three mini Dear Snarkies and we have so much to discuss. So much! Then I head straight to my Peeve and it’s about selling tickets to your wedding – like WTH? My Observations may give you whiplash. There’s five doozies.

 And just OMG with the Snarky Confession - you may dislike me after you hear it but I’m going to take my chances.

 For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my fivefab and funny books a lookie loo.  https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs

There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinklecream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the idealbook to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the firstSnarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.