Snarky in the Suburbs

The Dear Snarky letter is going to blow you away. A bride goes rogue and gives the world’s worst wedding toast that’s aimed to destroy a bridesmaid. Y’all I can’t stop thinking about it.

In the Peeve it’s about people, cough, relatives that use the “no one knows how many holidays I have left” whine to get their own way or try to justify their less than delightful behavior. My Observation is fancy Thanksgivings – why? A salmon mousse is no sweet potato casserole – just saying.

In the Snarky Confessional was there truth serum in my Diet Coke because I got a little wild with my stories.

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There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

What would you do if a Christmas Cruise was ruined by a Debbie Downer Aunt? Imagine if you will a relative moaning and groaning for five days on the open seas and just killing the holiday  vibe That’s the Dear Snarky letter we’ll be going deep on.

In the Peeve department what’s going on with people just hopping on social media and sharing what they hate about their spouse? If you’ve reached that level of loathing, I think it’s time for a divorce. My random thought is about all on the “poop doctors” on TikTok. It’s information overload that’s not colon friendly if you know what I mean.

Get ready for a juicy Snarky Confession! It's Thanksgiving themed and is about the battle of the pies.

For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo.

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There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

You are not going to believe this Dear Snarky letter. A delightful grandma is getting some shady treatment from her daughter-in-law and I’m angry. Moving right along to the Peeve. Dear humanity, don't go barefoot on a plane especially when you’re next to me. My Observation is much more loving. It’s about the wonder of librarians. It’s followed by the Snarky Confession which is full of the wonder and awe about my vacation. Kidding. It’s about the people who annoyed me.

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There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

It’s a two Dear Snarky letter podcast! So, double the fun people. In the Peeve department I go off on let’s call it “experienced parents” butting into younger moms business. My observation is the four stages of discovering your pop culture I.Q. is at zero. The Snarky Confessional is the final stage of my autumnal journey which concludes with a trip to a Haunted House. 

For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo.

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There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

Yay for all of us I’ve got three Dear Snarky updates! In the Peeve department I have a tale of woe about how I almost fell for a scam last week. Be careful out there people. My Observation is about “glam squads.” I love and respect makeup artists but is it a mistake to normalize having a glam squad? The Snarky Confessional is popping off with yet another story about my foray into cosplaying that I’m a detective. 🔍

For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo.

 https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs

There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

We’re starting off with a Dear Snarky that’s going to make you so mad and then sad and then mad all over again. In the Peeve department I know you’re probably sick of it but that’s notgoing to stop me because I’m going hard on weddings in 2025. My Observation is that I don’t understand hate watching TV shows. Someone please explain the charm. In the Snarky Confessional I try to time travel and discover a rodent rager, snakes and something called a drain fly. #goodtimes.

For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo.

 https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs

There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinklecream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’smarinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involvesall the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

Oops, I think I gave some bad or let’s call it “badish” advice in a Dear Snarky letter. I’m going to share it with you and let’s dissect. I’ve merged the Peeves and Observations into a grabbag of complaining so you know that’s going to be fun. In the Snarky Confessional we’re kicking it back to 1978 where I desperately wanted a perm, was rocking some nifty culottes and attempting to launch a protest movement.

For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. 

https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs

There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinklecream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky  is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

We’re starting off with a very pouty Dear Snarky letter from parents who are incredibly upset that their daughter outsmarted them - big team. My Peeve is something that really ticks me off and it's parents who parade their child’s disappointments on social media. Here’s hoping that bites those parents in the backside – big time. The observation is about nerds and I’m not talking about the candy. The Snarky Confessional focuses on slumber parties. I hate them and when I finally gave up that tidbit of info to other moms it didn’t go well.

For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo.

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There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

Y’all we got a Dear Snarky letter where a daughter wants her mom to take her mother-in-law out for coffee and give her a good old fashion “talking to.” Yikes! I’ve got a Peeve that might make me sound like a bad person but here goes. I don’t know if this is just me but I have discovered that behind some “Merry Sunshines” lurks pure evil.

My Observation is about life coaches. Can anyone just say they’re a life coach? And in the Snarky Confessional I come clean about a new stage in my life and I’m loving it.

For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo.

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There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

Uh-oh, we’ve got a Dear Snarky letter that is absolutely ridiculous and involves parents and their adult daughters. MyPeeve is about grotesque Halloween decorations. I think we’ve surpassed scary and entered the realm of appalling. There’s two Observation, one which is harmless. It’s about gourds as in those gigantic tablescapes that leave no room for food.Lose the gourds, bring in the food – just saying. My second observation which freaks me out is the story of yet another person who got stuck inside a slide on a cruise ship!!!

The Snarky Confessional is about my recent surveying of an elementary school morning drop out. I had hoped that in the12 years since I’ve dropped a child off at elementary school things might have gotten better. I was wrong.

 For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo.

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There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinklecream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.