Snarky in the Suburbs

I’m starting off the pod with three mini–Dear Snarkies. Onefeatures a deathbed confession. OMG. Then I zoom off to my Peeves. I’m sharing three phrases you should never, as in never ever, say. My Observation deals with a new micro trend in the bridal industry – no bridesmaids. Is it because no one wants to go broke being one? Finally, we’re all going to do a little bitof time traveling with the Snarky Confession. It’s the 70s and I’m staging a P.E. coup.

 For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo.  https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs

There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle creamin bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble inTexas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer DanceMom.  

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

Welcome back my love bugs! This podcast is packed with deep thoughts. The Dear Snarky letter asks the question when is okay to put your mom on “pause?” In the Peeve y’all I’m over “forced fun.” When do you age out of it? Like shouldn’t it happen sooner than later? The observation is what gets the better outcome: honey vs vinegar? I’m in favor of the combo platter.

In the Snarky Confessional brace yourself because you’re the first person outside my family that knows what I’m sharing. Yikes!

For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs

There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texasis a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

OMG it’s almost an entire episode about my “issues.” Thankfully, there’s three mini-Dear Snarky letters that are not about me. We’ve got problems with friend break-ups, dumpsters and siblings in a wedding.

Things start to go off the rails in the Peeve where my daughter shares a hard truth about me and in the Observation department I think I’m cursed with making things weird.

The Snarky Confession is another story about my mom interfering in my life. This time when I was afully formed adult.

For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs

There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble inTexas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble inTexas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’tstop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots.AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

Yippee it’s Snarky Time! This podcast is coming in piping hot with a Dear Snarky letter about a boyfriend wanting to “test” his girlfriend’s relationship suitability with, wait for it, a camping trip. Trust me, it gets worse. So much worse. 

The Peeve is all about grandparents, the good, the bad, and the ugly. In the Observation department would you ditch your travel companion in coach if you got upgraded to First Class?

The Snarky Confessional is a hoot! We travel back to the 70s with a story about my mom and how she went off a teacher who was less than kind to me. It’s quite the tale.

 For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs

There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texasis a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

Brace yourself for a rant palooza!!! I start out with three mini Dear Snarky letters that are a cornucopia of stupidity. But that's just the warm up because the rant is coming in strong! I go off like never before on weddings. I'd like to think it's solid gold!

In fact, the rant was so immense it eclipsed the Snarky confession. Imagine that!

For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs

There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

Oh, my goodness, I'm clutching my pearls because the Dear Snarky letter asks the question should a 61-year-old-woman settle for a man that’s not exactly gifted in the romance department? In the peeve department I'm tired of people telling me what to do? Just stop – okay?

Next up, I have an observation about how luxury handbag dupes are better than ever. This brings me joy as a label hater.

 Finally, In the Snarky Confessional I go off on Family Reunions. I’ve never been to one that didn’t suck. Last, but never least, is the Snarky Summer Book Club where I give you the deets about Trouble in Texas which is based on my mom.

For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs

There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble inTexas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble inTexas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’tstop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots.AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

It’s Snarky time and it’s going to be fun! The Dear Snarky letter is actually from someone who’s not crazy- imagine that. It’s from a grandmother who needs our help. In the Peeve Department y’all I hate a cool mom and I’m going to tell you why. My weekly observation focuses on couples trips and we have a Dear Snarky letter update where I admit I was wrong – so wrong.

In the Snarky Confessional I tell a tale of being ghosted. Can you imagine someone ghosting me? I seriously can’t. Last but not least, so keep on listening people (don’t you dare ghost me 👻) is my Summer Book Club where I’m go deep on my very first book – “Back to School.”

For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs

There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texasis a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

This pod is chock-full of goodness! The Dear Snarky letter is from a mother of the bride who accused the groom’s parents of trying to hijack her daughter’s wedding. Spoiler alert – they did no such thing. Moving on to my peeve I’m going off on people, as in anyone over the age of 10, who celebrate their birthday month. Then I squeeze in a rant that just popped into my head about people who still do baby talk. Yuck. My weekly observation is about “forced fun” and that’s what I think the Bezos wedding looked like. I mean c’mon they had a pajama party – please. Finally, I get to my Snarky Confession and it’s that I’ve never been on a girl’s trip! 

For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs

There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texasis a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

Y’all, I’ve got another Dear Snarky letter where I think this woman’s "mom card" might need to be pulled. Just wait till you hear it. In the peeve arena I’m letting it loose about idiots who get on planes. People either need to do better or stay home. In the Snarky Confessional I have a very unpopular revelation. It’s that I hate summer.  I hate it with every fiber of my being and it all goes back to my childhood. 

For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs

There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texasis a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

Y’all things are starting off spicy because I’m hot over a Dear Snarky letter. In fact, I don’t know the last time a letter has made me this mad. My peeve is thankfully less dramatic but still irritating. I just read an article about “Fashion No’s” for women over 50 and it’s beyond ridiculous. In the Snarky Confessional I get real about the C word and no it’s not the word you think it is. 😉

For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs

There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texasis a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.