Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called Sneaky Dragon. Electric word Sneaky Dragon. It feels like forever and that’s a mighty long time. This week on the show: Dave is too loud; Ian remembers Canadian-only dessert treats; Dave solves the Cave Carson dilemma; Ian and Dave remember Prince: his motorcycle was purple; his appearance with the Muppets; his ruining Christmas; and, since the news was so fresh, a little death speculation (wrong, as it turns out). After Prince, there’s nowhere else to go but the Bible, so from the sacred to the profane, Ian and Dave discuss two new books: former guest Shannon Wheeler’s new book with Mark Russell Apocrypha Now! and Chester Brown’s newest Mary Wept Over The Feet Of Jesus so Dave can give a bumbling explanation of the Apocrypha and Ian can be confused by the Prodigal Son. And finally, Ian has a moral for us.

Let’s go crazy!