Hola, Sneakers! This week, Ian and Dave play with words; feel age creeping up; aren’t excited by a new Ring Trilogy; enjoy old people vs. buses; throw out some new idioms; and chasten tattletales before being joined by regular friends of the show, Vicky Van and Pia Guerra, who dropped by to tell us about Pia going viral; describe their experiences at the Women’s March On Washington; obsess some more about that nasty man, Donald Trump; try to figure out what to do next; admit that Canadians love their Queen; advise you to keep your Facebook friends close and your Facebook frenemies closer; and, finally, ask the important question: do chicks dig metaphors?

Thanks for listening.

Pia’s drawing that is causing all the fuss: