Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to Episode 283 of Sneaky Dragon. Well, it’s all back to normal at Sneaky Dragon HQ as we’ve got the big two episode movie quiz out of the way. All we have to worry about this week is Dave’s surprising starts; awkward small talk; classy sex toys; sneaky ghost cars; maudlin Gen X reminiscing; Sneakception; tricky comedy; sea skeletons; Dave as humanity’s base model; time travel tips; haunted house burials; sexy clowns; Schoolhouse Rocks remarks; jingo jingle; cartoon bubblegum music; Dave’s best Archie song; funny animals redux; newspaper funnies and strips that changed during their run; cookie time (!); and, finally, raccoons are gross.

Thanks for listening.

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* Have some dinner with Ian and Dave, and, if you want, watch Sneaky Dragon being recorded. All you have to do is send us a little message that says, “I’d like to eat with you!” and Ian and Dave will treat you to an after-show meal at their favourite White Spot.

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The best Archies song (according to Dave):

That curiously religious song from Josie and the Pussycats:

The original version of Josie and the Pussycats featured Patrice Holloway (sister of Brenda Holloway), Cherie Moor (later known as Cheryl Ladd) and Cathy Douglas.