Hey, what’s up, guys? Welcome to Episode 331 of the popular, long-running podcast known as Sneaky Dragon – unless you know it by a different name. (That’s okay too.)

This week on the show: beware of the five paragraph essay; how to write a comedy bit; the magic of unintentional synergy; it’s party time with Ian, the nervous wreck, and Dave, the suave Beatles bore; meet Marv Newland; meet Bubble Memories; we want more nudity, but less nude plays; praise for the animated Corner Gas; “Grow up, religions”; you are your fingers; get mystified by mysticism; experience unintentional obviousness; have a workplace accident; get sugar full; hear a famous purple cow poem; realize stores are making you do the work, people; car troubles and big dummies; our listeners are great; dis on Ready Player One; nostalgia versus sentiment; ask what makes a person boring; hear Dave’s Top 5 dog songs as requested by Chris Roberts; and, finally, a dopey ending.

This week’s Top 5 Dog Songs as chosen by Dave are:

1) “Coyote” by Rank and File from the 1982 album Sundown

2) “The Dog Song” by Nellie McKay from her 2004 album Get Away from Me

3) “Dog That Bit You” by the Baptist Generals from their 2013 album Jackleg Devotional to the Heart

4) “Pound or My Dog Dad for Robert Downy (A Prince)” by Ohio Knox from the 1971 album Ohio Knox

5) “The Dog Presides” by Paul Jones (and his heavy friends) from the 1968 single “And the Sun Will Shine” b/w “The Dog Presides”

and, by this point, the de riguer bonus track:

6) “Dogs” by The Who from their 1968 single “Dogs” b/w “Call Me Lightning”

Thanks for listening.

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