Hola Sneakers! This week on Sneaky Dragon, Ian and Dave are joined by their friend James, who asked to be on the show to celebrate their 21st birthday and Ian and Dave were happy to have them to talk elaborate moustaches; the correct length of sideburns; how Stryper inspired Dave; thematic street names; street stories; confounding math problems; the language of math; the insulting coat; the wounded American psyche; mind fucks; doing the Puyallup; a brief intermission; graveyard activities; three-legged cat problems; Annihilation fractals; favourite math songs; imaginary children; improv too everywhere; when shame kicks in; the comedic path; Hannah Gadsby; the myth of laziness; stressful stress; disappointing treats; Chinese Chinese food; and, finally, the Top 5 songs about swords as requested by Haden.

Thanks for listening.

The Top 5 sword songs as chosen by Dave:

1) “Two Swords” by The English Beat from the 1980 album I Just Can’t Stop It

2) “Fall On My Sword” by The Heavy Blinkers from the 2006 album The Night and I Are Still So Young

3) “Don Quixote” by Gordon Lightfoot from the 1972 album Don Quixote

4) “From a Silver Phial” by Gene Clark from the 1974 album No Other

5) “The Lamb Ran Away from the Cross” by Judee Sill from the 1971 album Judee Sill

and bubbling under (or over), from Dave’s favourite album of 2017:

6) “Soldier” by Richard Dawson from the 2017 album Peasant

James surrounded by two goofs: