Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to Episode 345 of Sneaky Dragon, the sneakiest dragon of a podcast on the Internet!

This week Ian and Dave sweat, slurp their Slurpees™ and say stuff about children and their questions; correct names; strong Slurpee™ opinions; Dave’s daytrip to the flophouse; shame heat; Gods and planets; “sarcasm”; the comedy scale; the human equivalent of the overflowing bathtub; the inevitable knockdown, drag out School of Rock fight; watching Jumanji; Welcome to the Jungle; Ian’s thoughts on Tag; the pretty all right, kinda meh Ant-Man and the Wasp; the most important movie coming out: Mission Impossible; Fallout; Timeplay outrage; too many cars at the movie theatre; credit where credit is due; and, finally, real hair.

Thanks for listening.

As we mentioned during the show, Nina Matsumoto, the Third Dragon, was a guest on the Talking Simpsons podcast. Hear her here!

Hey, everyone. Episode 350 is coming up fast. Get your questions to Ian and David. Here’s your chance to make them talk about something you’re actually interested in! Finally! Tweet, Facebook, comment down below or email your questions to [email protected]

Here is that Mission Impossible video essay that agrees with Dave so it’s right: