Hola, Sneakers! And welcome to Episode 376 of Sneaky Dragon! (Please send help. We don’t know how to stop doing these.)

This week on the show: dangerous erasers; bill paying; hillbilly hilarity; cartoons parody cartoons; Ian was okay with Alita: Battle Angel; we have Sneakers’ answers: best TV shows based on movies; something about EC Comics; war movies; the New Coke conspiracy; Oreo stuff; wine gummery tours; sugar shacks; sugary ham; McChicken sauce; disappointing variety chips; Ian’s tax woes update; Love Bug movies; and, finally, Ian’s Valentine’s Day poem.

Question of the week: What’s the best chocolate bar? And sub-question of the week: What chocolate bar needs improvement?

Thanks to Jimmie Gilmer and the Fireballs for this week’s closing theme.

Thanks for listening.