Hola, Sneakers. Welcome to Episode 434 – the epsisode that asks, “We’re the only ones socially isolating, right?”

This week on the show: a new beginning; doing well; bunker down; carousales department; horse religion; distantly social; the bro scale; good excuse; responsibilities of the tall; the seven o’clock cheer; generational divide; lenten practices; Easter is cancelled; audio problems; Animal Crossing and other virtual exercise; virtual money; times are tight; up in the air; Zoom-inappropriate; the good ol’days of SARS; pandas are okay; freedom fried; calming medical updates; a little Chicktalk™; dumb animals; cool cats; Question of the Week – Sneakers respond; meh to Canadian bacon; Canadian carbs; Easter orgies; the orient experiment; the Dragonverse (!); beanbag massage; dream on; strange coincidence; the problem with traffic; a robot writes; hypochondria or paranoia; bi-oopsy; easy gas; fatal architecture; face-to-face dick moves; evil organizations check list; watching The Irishman; talkin’ Talking Simpsons; he-man woman haters club; and, finally, mythological hypocrites.

Thanks for listening.

Question of the Week: Of which evil organization would you like to be a part? Sub-question: What are you doing for exercise in the new now?

Chris, here’s your William Shatner thing: