Hola, Sneakers. Welcome to Episode 469 – the 400th-sexiest episode!

This week, Ian and David talk: all drawled up;scary actors; ghost drop-in; math is hard; podcast development; hairy legs and all; listen to reason; A Room with a Review; old horndog; just end the movie; bread fucker; Regency jazz; masked men; Shirley Temple’d; dimpled; monolith monomania; stages of childhood; guidance; teach your children; plenty of blame to go around; kid perfect; fateful moment; study time; before school; paying your theatre dues; how to pronounce NXIVM; joy and suffering; let’s start a sex cult; agreement and want; malice aforethought; eleven year-old judo champ-slash-genius; Question of the Week – Sneakers respond; ongoing turd debate; Katherine Hepburn visits; international swears; agreeable cat; and, finally, Asterix PSA.

Thanks for listening.

Question of the week: Have you ever felt like you were being recruited into something culty?Sub-question of the week: What’s something valuable that your parents taught you?

L’esprit d’escalier Department:

Willoughby!