Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to Episode 501 of the podcast that is one better than its last episode!

This week: pre-ramble; awwwww; idiomatics; bits of math; a better version of you; sum up your life; a measure of happiness; intra-friends relations; he knew it: hey, nineteen; sincerely cool; perfect time for the five and die; who is Chili Dog; future watch; too blue for moms; leaving you songs; take me to the murder house; we’d love to live in perfect harmony; choir thugs; duelin’ Canadian folksingers; Price Is Right rules; fixed in editing; classy move; being “Dad’; my flat grandpa; attractive smoking; broken contract; healthy choices; unhealthy comfort; healthy vanity; service jobs; acting and eating; hot fake sex; Tile Tales™; water disaster; perfect prank; burlesque claw-foot tub; Dork Shadows – Suffer Little Children; Question of the Week – Sneakers respond; TV rules; we’ll spoil you rotten; a promise never broken; and, finally, the mystery never ends.

Question of the Week: What is a repair or household reno that went awry?

Department of Corections:Richard Griffiths portrayed Harry’s uncle in the Harry Potter films and not his stepfather. An uncharacteristic slip by Dave whose record, up to this point, had been spotless!