Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to Episode 507 of a what-the-fuck-are-we-doing-cast!

This week: artificially intellectual; banal washing machine; guess the empire; strident film reviews; let’s talk about Snake Eyes; ripped off; here’s your hat; Scarlet Widow; bloodless filmmaking; wack-a-doodle action; unenlightening info dumps; remembering The Matrix; bad cave boners; redundant allies; Shibumi detour; double-O penis; professional admiration; Dave loves trash and so does Ian; blown Head; big money in trivia; superhero analogs redux; travel hi-jinks; record store memories; typing touch; Question of the Week – Sneakers respond; butt slap controversy; lonely Spider-man; it only takes one; a Dr. Pepper moment; sneaky Sneakers; Falklands failure; angry passengers; deadliest heckler; and, finally, a zinger.

Question of the Week: What’s the most lost you’ve ever gotten?Sub-question of the Week: Have you ever stumbled upon a great store?

We see some Canadian kung fu in Snake Eyes, but here is the original:

Ian mentioned this show so here is the opening: