Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to the 527th episode of Sneaky Dragon – just two grown men talking about chickens.

This week: let’s just start; where’s Ian; après-ski injury; slip, sliding away; side effects; triple dosed; other head injuries; sympathetic horror stories; Penis Penispenis; institute of corrections; rabbiting on; Welker back; memorable moose; slapstick murders; vaccine and not herd; unfunny bullshit; natural cures for living; YouTube hospital; assumed reality; resurrecting The Matrix; kung fu gun porn; murder of the innocents; real bondage vs. virtual freedom; my chemo romance; I hate the ’90s; low level unpleasantness; liking Licorice Pizza; the kids are all wrong; everything is great in retrospect; not the Neo; rerunning with the Daredevil; Dave’s special algorithm; rom-com recoms; effed up; done with media; back to backs; Top 5 Captain songs; Triumvirate of Terror; Captain Lou who; international confabbers; falling forward; Magic Max XL; dangerous outdoors; deep shits; Flanagrams; sorely head; living in the past; “Santa Baby” baby; and, finally, boring your grandkids.

Top 5 Captain Songs!

* Laura Nyro – “Captain for Dark Mornings” – New York Tendaberry, 1969 – 1:56:17* Grand Funk Railroad – “Closer to Home (I’m Your Captain)” – Closer to Home, 1970 – 2:03:19* Biff Rose – “The Captain” – Biff Rose, 1970 – 2:18:09* Colin Blunstone – “This Is Your Captain Calling” – Journey, 1974 – 2:22:13* NRBQ – “Captain Lou” – Tapdancin’ Bats, 1983 – 2:31:42

Question of the Week: What is a craft or hobby you appreciate? (Not necessarily one you do.)Sub-question of the Week (from Brent): What is the best and/or worst concert you’ve ever been to?

Thanks for listening.

We forgot to mention it during the episode, but our friend Louise sent along this prescient comment made by Paul in The Beatles newest film – maybe you’ve heard of it – Get Back!