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Top 5 Food Songs (as suggested by Chris Roberts)

1. The Beach Boys – “Vegetables” – Hawthorne, CA, 2001 – 1:54:05
2. Michael Hurley – “The Slurf Song” – Have Moicy!, 1976 – 2:00:06
3. The Mothers of Invention – “Call Any Vegetable” – Absolutely Free, 1967 – 2:06:55
4. Mason Williams – “The Tomato Vendetta” – Hand Made, 1970 – 2:22:00
5. The Turtles – “Food” – Present the Battle of the Bands, 1968 – 2:29:42

Question of the Week: Have you ever had a false memory?
Sub-question of the Week: What is a real thing that happened to you, but no one believed you?

Thanks for listening.

Eine kleine Muzik from our favourite Mozartologist, John H.!

And we’ll counter with a little “country classical” as Williams describes it – also one of his great “Them Poems”: