Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to Episode 539 of Sneaky Dragon – randomness personified!

This week: it’s curtains; small town girl; sentient logs; intelligent vision; small console-ation; cottage country; twenty years of nothin’; apologies to Dave Thomas; Bruno Gerussi’s mutton chops; king-sized; local discoveries; pub crawl; long and winding road; horses see horses; take a hint; the story continues; tough characters; Dave recommends the The Fifth Season; suspicious awards; added wizard shit; bear necessities; demonstrably clueless; murderous comedians; fun and movie games; white outrage; going wild; no leads; having a siege-ure; garbage of Mars; cover up; cat on the drums; family jewels; Top 5 Traffic songs; Questions of the Week – Sneakers respond; the sexual alignments of peanuts; an insupportable question; obsessing over obsessing; St. Paul; too much honesty; fully booked; smurfing your parents; truth in advertising; real narcissists; flower power; the long and winding yellow brick road; Dave recommends Cyrano; Beatle nut; mongoosed; and, finally, fuck Eeyore.

Top 5 Bad Traffic Songs:

1. The Fredric – “Five O’Clock Traffic” – Evolution Records single b-side to “red Pier”, 1968 – 1:49:17
2. The Jasmine Minks – “Where the Traffic Goes” – Creation Records single b/w “Mr. Magic”, 1984 – 1:53:15
3. The Classics IV – “Traffic Jam” – Traces, 1969 – 1:58:39
4. XTC – “English Roundabout” – English Settlement, 1982 – 2:05:57
5. Jimi Hendrix – “Crosstown Traffic” – Electric Ladyland, 1969 – 2:08:36

Bonus track

• Bill Monroe – “Heavy Traffic Ahead” – Columbia Records single b/w “Along About Daybreak”, 1949 _ 2:15:21

Question of the Week: Have you ever travelled somewhere because you’d seen it in a movie or TV show or read about it in a book?
Sub-question of the Week: Did you ever have mentor?
Sub-sub-question of the Week: Have you ever had a bad vacation experience?

Thanks for listening.

Regis was kind enough to send along his ideal T-shirt message:

Chris Roberts provides definitive proof that Sparks 3 exists as well as some pictures of his beautiful family daffodil – and while not everyone has an heirloom daffodil, but it’s pretty easy to own Sparks 3: Future Purrfect!