Hola, Sneakers! Welcome to Episode 597 of the podcast that dares to ask when.

This week: inventive creeps; waist matter; accidents will happen; mass class; size matters; suit sweet; flattery will get you everywhere; safety last; party downers; mystery porn theatre 3000; wedding dress rehearsal; worst man’s speech; fake out; high prize; imbalanced journalism; sensible bulwarks; cricket loss; football of confusion; soccer to us; Ted Lasso will rope you in; good models; explore your characters; the songs that keep on giving; we liked Guardians of the Galaxy 3; movie suffering; déjà view; Gamora and Gamora; mask appeal; Jane Austen’s Confusion; petting a live horse; honest comedy; great expectations; the real addiction; there goes the enablerhood; Question of the Week – Sneakers respond; more Guardians love; to boldly eat; the fortress of introversion; golden Gord; and, finally, Chris Robert’s songs on demand service..

Question of the Week: What is your least favourite holiday?Sub-question of the Week: What is the best film trilogy?

Thanks for listening.

And a hearty thank you to good sport, Chris Roberts, for providing us with a song this week based on fellow Sneaker Brent Tannehill’s epic free verse classic “The Country and the City”.

You heard the man! We’re having a Sneaky Dragon potluck to celebrate 600 episodes and you’re invited! Please RSVP to [email protected] to get the secret password.