Sneeze! with James Whittingham

In this hilariously chaotic episode 55, join James Wittingham and his (talking) penis, Pepe, as they dive into the bizarre and side-splitting world of hidden junk food and unexpected Olympic challenges. James shares a candid and uproarious tale about his family's sneaky attempts to hide junk food from him, leading to a desperate and comical hunt for snacks in the most unlikely places.

But that's not all! The duo spins the "weird news" wheel, landing on a fecal-themed story that takes them on a wild journey through the murky waters of the Seine River during a triathlon, discussing the gross yet entertaining consequences of such events. From triathletes to rugby players, they hilariously speculate on the perils of poop in sports and the unusual precautions athletes might take.

As if that weren't enough, James delves into a heartwarming yet tragic "Real Moments from James's Life," recounting his first-grade crush on Jody and the bittersweet lesson he learned about trust. The episode wraps up with a quirky horoscope reading, a nostalgic snack hunt, and an earnest plea for listener support.

Tune in for laughs, surprises, and a whole lot of weirdness on this week's episode of "Sneezes with James Wittingham." Don't forget to subscribe, leave a review, and maybe even donate to keep the comedy coming!

🌀 Highlights:

• The Great Junk Food Hunt: James's family hides snacks in the weirdest places.
• Olympic Fiascos: Triathlons, poop, and the chaos that ensues.
• Real Moments: James's bittersweet childhood crush on Jody.
• Horoscope Fun: A dry sandwich and hidden snacks.
• Listener Support: Reviews, donations, and keeping the laughs alive.

Written and performed by James Whittingham.

Song lyrics by James Whittingham, music and vocals by Suno.

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Theme Music: by Shane Ivers – https://silvermansound.com

Get ready to laugh as we dramatize the thrilling and hilarious adventure of a 14-year-old James sneaking cookies from the kitchen in the dead of night, navigating creaky floors and the ever-watchful eye of his mom. It's a mission impossible with a twist—gas pains and all!

Next, we dive into this week's news quiz where contestants hilariously stumble over who said, "Ouch, my ear." Spoiler: It wasn't Trump, but a mosquito-bothered Cornel West!

James shares his grievances about the summer heat, algae battles, and his dental woes, with a surprise guest co-host: Pepe the Penis! Yes, you heard that right. Pepe helps James tackle a disturbingly bizarre story about a money ritual gone wrong involving maggots and urine—it's as gross as it sounds, and James doesn't hold back.

Finally, we spin the wheel of random topics, landing on leather, which sparks a nostalgic and funny conversation about fashion, school hygienists, and James' disdain for flossing. Wrapping up with some playful banter, James and Pepe keep it light, despite the heavy topics.

Tune in for a mix of comedy, absurdity, and just the right amount of cringe in this unforgettable episode of Sneeze! 🌬️🍪🦠

And here is the link to the Urine/Maggot story if you dare!
https://www.ghanaweb.com/GhanaHomePage/NewsArchive/Money-Ritual-Woman-finds-maggots-in-her-urine-after-sex-with-son-1941420

Written and performed by James Whittingham.

Song lyrics by James Whittingham, music and vocals by Suno.

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Theme Music: by Shane Ivers – https://silvermansound.com

James faces death in the form of the delicious, 750 calorie hot Costco cookie. In this hilariously absurd episode of SNEEZE, James recounts his miraculous escape from Covid and his newfound obsession with bat cuisine. The culinary adventure takes a wild turn as James experiments with BAT in every dish imaginable, from bat lasagna to bat ice cream.

Dive deep into James' anatomy with a quirky interview inside his testicles, revealing the daily grind of sperm production and the humorous side of his hormonal escapades. Listen to the outrageous tale of James's unfortunate encounter with a staple gun when he was 13, a prank that turned into a painful lesson and an unforgettable moment in his life.

Explore the whimsical side of relationships with a comical take on Vladimir Putin's bizarre habits and an eccentric pigeon love story. Laugh out loud at the misadventures of a Lyft driver with a permanent erection and the unusual challenges he faces.

Plus, enjoy the poetic musings of a cannibal poet and a nostalgic rant about cookie jars. This episode is packed with unexpected twists, laugh-out-loud moments, and a whole lot of bizarre humor. Tune in for a rollercoaster of absurdity and entertainment.

Written and performed by James Whittingham. Song lyrics by James Whittingham, music and vocals by Suno.

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Theme Music: by Shane Ivers – https://silvermansound.com

Welcome back to another episode of the Sneeze Podcast, where nothing is off-limits and everything is up for a laugh! In this episode, we dive into the bizarre and comical world of Steve the Robot, explore some of James's wild teenage escapades, and much more.

Episode Highlights:

• Steve the Robot's Plight: Listeners, please stop writing us letters about robot abuse—Steve is just fine! Join us as we discuss Steve's rebellious phase, his new life choices, and the devil's peculiar requests.

• Introducing 'My Name is Unpronounceable': A mysterious and menacing figure declares his intentions to terminate Steve the Robot and threatens the hosts with some creatively horrifying consequences.

• James' Teenage Antics: From stealing a bathtub to dealing with a dozen cop cars, we reminisce about James' adventurous youth and the hilarious aftermath of his crimes.

• The Headboard Saga: Follow the uproarious tale of James' attempt to sell a headboard on Facebook Marketplace, including the never-ending conversation with a potential buyer and the unexpected life changes that followed.

• Random Opinion Segment: We spin the wheel of random topics and land on gymnastics. Get ready for some unfiltered thoughts on the absurdity and dangers of this sport.

• Bizarre Whack Facts: Discover some truly strange facts, like the surprising number of men with shy bladder syndrome, and prepare for some impromptu public urination commentary.

• Musical Interlude: Enjoy our quirky musical number, guaranteed to make you question everything.

Special Features:

• "Who Wants to Fk?"** A bold segment where Dr. Fauci reassures listeners about James' health status before diving into some risqué humor.

• James' Sperm Ad: An absurd advertisement for James' sperm, detailing the scientific intricacies and humorous potential of purchasing a dose.

• Bear Trauma and Furry Confessions: A listener shares their traumatic experience with teddy bears, leading to a bizarre journey into the world of furries and animal relationships.

Tune in to this wild ride of an episode, filled with unexpected twists, gut-busting humor, and the kind of outrageous content that only the Sneeze Podcast can deliver. Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and review!

Connect Us:

• Email: [email protected]
• Facebook: facebook.com/sneezeshow
• Twitter: @sneezeshow
• Instagram: @sneezeshow

Song lyrics by James, music by AI.

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Theme Music: by Shane Ivers – https://silvermansound.com

In this hilariously offbeat episode, James Whittingham delves into a mix of comedy monologues, eccentric songs, and absurd news stories. Prepare yourself for a wild ride as James's comedic genius shines through AI-generated bits, personal anecdotes, and unique musical interludes. AI wrote this. Song lyrics by James.

**1. Cold Open**
- James Whittingham is partially artificial due to his high consumption of processed foods, creating a humorous persona made up of artificial ingredients.

**2. Monologue: Death and COVID**
- James humorously contemplates the presence of death and his recent encounter with COVID-19. His comedic take on the pandemic and its effects on his life brings a light-hearted spin to a heavy topic.

**3. Stupidest Story on CNN**
- James introduces a new segment where he picks the most absurd news story on CNN. This week's winner involves a remote Australian community taking revenge on a massive seawater crocodile.

**4. Song: Contrails**
- A catchy and satirical song about contrails and their conspiracy theories.

**5. Commentary: Shoes**
- James ponders why shoes always have to match and imagines a future trend where mismatched shoes become fashionable.

**6. Song: Two Different Shoes**
- James follows up his shoe commentary with a whimsical song celebrating the idea of wearing two different shoes.

**7. Skydiving Warning**
- A humorous advisory against listening to the podcast while skydiving, complete with vivid descriptions of the potential distractions and dangers.

**8. Song: Nude Skydiving**
- A funny and imaginative song about the perils and peculiarities of skydiving in the nude.

**9. Interview: Roger Williams**
- An outrageous and fictional interview with Roger Williams, who claims to achieve sexual pleasure from nude skydiving.

**10. The Wheel of Random Things**
- James spins a virtual wheel to decide on random topics to discuss, leading to unexpected and hilarious tangents.

**11. Google AI News: Drinking Urine**
- James explores a bizarre AI-generated recommendation from Google, advising people to drink light-colored urine for health benefits.

**Connect with James:**
- Email: [email protected]
- Twitter: @Sneezeshow
- TikTok: Sneezeshow
- YouTube: Sneezeshow

**Disclaimer:**
- Do not attempt any of the activities mentioned in the podcast, especially nude skydiving. The content is purely for entertainment purposes.

**Thank you for listening!**
- James appreciates his audience, even if his thanks come with a side of humor and a bit of edge.

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Theme Music: by Shane Ivers – https://silvermansound.com

James stepped on an ant. The butterfly effect is in effect. Man impaled by iron rod through the taint. Woman's nipple falls off. A salute to the railroad caboose. 

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Theme Music: by Shane Ivers – https://silvermansound.com

The penile system that got the former president convicted is the subject of this week's pod. The mystery of the old couple leaving my medical clinic. Embarrassed to pee in Japan. Toddler Fight Club. 

In the spirit of JamesPod.

Please rate this show on iTunes or wherever you get your pods.

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Shoutout to Christian Klenow for nudging me to keep doing this.

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The penis that got the former president convicted is the subject of this week's pod. The mystery of the old couple leaving my medical clinic. Embarrassed to pee in Japan. Toddler Fight Club. 

In the spirit of JamesPod with the goal of making Lowell Dean laugh.

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Opening Theme Music: by Shane Ivers – https://silvermansound.com

James checks in after a winter of silence. Why not write myself a personalized workout song for the gym? We spin the wheel and learn about a boy with black urine. The worst urine story yet! Plus the word for bad breath is unpronouncable!

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Lyrics by James. AI music and vocals.