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YOU HAVEN'T HEARD OF THIS MOVIE. Trust me. I know you haven't because google doesn't have the usual movie page that comes when you list the title of a movie. With that in mind WE WATCHED NOCTURNA and I'm being honest with you listening, it is kinda magical? Like it's really effing cool as an idea? Gather round you beautiful dolt, and let us tell you about it.

EPISODE DESCRIPTION READER SECRET TREAT: You'll notice in this episode that Kaz asks the editor (me) to add a ding for every time he overthinks the plot. I don't do this cause retroactively it would have been very time consuming. And I don't have a mic plugged in so I can't comment in the episode about it, so this is just a secret. You'll hear them ask for it and that's when you and I share a knowing glance. Look at you you literate dolt (I love you).

"Nocturna" follows Tim, a young orphan whose fear of the dark leads him on an adventure in a mysterious night world. With the help of the Cat Shepherd and other night creatures, Tim discovers the secrets of the stars and confronts his fears to save the magical realm.

DISTINGUISHED GUESTS. I bring to you, with privilege, the SUMMER OF ANIMATION (tion tion tion tion). We made it folks. We're here. Unpack your bags. Gather your dumb little kids and sit cozy by the fireplace cause we got for you, Nimona. THATS RIGHT. Land sharks. Accidental assassinations. Monsters AND magic. Check your pronouns at the door we're DIVING IN FIN FIRST THIS TIME FOLKS.

A knight is framed for a crime he didn't commit, and the only person who can help him prove his innocence is Nimona, a shape-shifting teen who might also be a monster he's sworn to kill.

WELCOME TO AMERICA FRIENDS. Land of the etc home of the etc! If you don't remember the alien invasion of 1996, when Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum (and Randy Quaid) saved all our asses then I guess you... hate America? PROVE YOUR PATRIOTIC LIBERTY AND DEDICATION TO DEMOCRACY BY LISTENING TO THIS EPISODE OR SO HELP ME. Help me.

In the epic adventure film `Independence Day,' strange phenomena surface around the globe. The skies ignite. Terror races through the world's major cities. As these extraordinary events unfold, it becomes increasingly clear that a force of incredible magnitude has arrived. Its mission: total annihilation over the Fourth of July weekend. The last hope to stop the destruction is an unlikely group of people united by fate and unimaginable circumstances.

WE ARE IN A HORROR DRAUGHT FOR VAMPIRES. No one is talking about it but it's true. Twilight exhausted folks and then Morbius drove the wooden stake right through the heart of its viewers and now it's like, what do we even want anymore? WELL WORRY NO MORE. We got Near Dark this week and buckle up bozos, the blood bathed box office blunder brings bumbling bats into broad baylight. My brain hurts. LISTEN UP.

Cowboy Caleb Colton (Adrian Pasdar) meets gorgeous Mae (Jenny Wright) at a bar, and the two have an immediate attraction. But when Mae turns out to be a vampire and bites Caleb on the neck, their relationship gets complicated. Wracked with a craving for human blood, Caleb is forced to leave his family and ride with Mae and her gang of vampires, including the evil Severen. Along the way Caleb must decide between his new love of Mae and the love of his family.

Oooooo yall don't even KNOW. Okay. This is a longer one because there is a lot to talk about. Obviously, if you have an italian relative, then this one is a classic. There's so so so much happening in this movie and let me tell you, good or bad, it's so worth watching. Unconvinced? LISTEN UP. LET US INFORM YOU WHY.

Master criminal Neil McCauley (Robert De Niro) is trying to control the rogue actions of one of his men, while also planning one last big heist before retiring. Meanwhile, Lieutenant Hanna (Al Pacino) attempts to track down McCauley as he deals with the chaos in his own life, including the infidelity of his wife (Diane Venora) and the mental health of his stepdaughter (Natalie Portman). McCauley and Hanna discover a mutual respect, even as they try to thwart each other's plans.

Okay if you're like me and you haven't seen Rambo, then prepare to have your world flipped. I dunno I thought it was another sweaty buff dude action movie but, and get this, it's fucking really good? Like a certified classic for a reason? Like your VERY italian uncle who thinks this movie is really good might actually have complicated views on the Vietnam war? Like maybe you'll cry watching this movie? Ugh. Feelings again :/

Vietnam veteran and drifter John J. Rambo (Sylvester Stallone) wanders into a small Washington town in search of an old friend, but is met with intolerance and brutality by the local sheriff, Will Teasle (Brian Dennehy). When Teasle and his deputies restrain and shave Rambo, he flashes back to his time as a prisoner of war and unleashes his fury on the officers. He narrowly escapes the manhunt, but it will take his former commander (Richard Crenna) to save the hunters from the hunted.

If you're like me then you're FLYING BLIND here. No clue what this movie is. Well great news for you, our generous hosts give us the play-by-play of a VERY interesting movie. This one is captivating. This one is funny. This one is, dare I say, the best one yet. BUCKLE UP. COFFEE OR ALCOHOL. NO OTHER DRINK CHOICES SORRY. LETS LISTEN.

A vengeful crime boss forms an unlikely partnership with a detective to catch the elusive serial killer who viciously attacked him.

Patrick Swayze! Keanu Reeves! Gary Busey! If you don't know it then HOLD ON TO YOUR SURFBOARD CAUSE THIS ONE IS A FRICKIN MOVIE. The is THE 90s surfer president bank heist parachuting movie you've been waiting for.

After a string of bizarre bank robberies in Southern California, with the crooks donning masks of various former presidents, a federal agent, Johnny Utah (Keanu Reeves), infiltrates the suspected gang. But this is no ordinary group of robbers. They're surfers -- led by the charismatic Bodhi (Patrick Swayze) -- who are addicted to the rush of thievery. But when Utah falls in love with a female surfer, Tyler (Lori Petty), who is close to the gang, it complicates his sense of duty.

Sweet sweet dear lovely Paddington. A gift from the movie gods after a drought of joy. If you've listened to our hosts through the Shyamalan twists then grab a blanket, grab some tea, get cozy, and let's gush about Paddington. Lort we've needed it.

After a deadly earthquake destroys his home in Peruvian rainforest, a young bear (Ben Whishaw) makes his way to England in search of a new home. The bear, dubbed "Paddington" for the london train station, finds shelter with the family of Henry (Hugh Bonneville) and Mary Brown (Sally Hawkins). Although Paddington's amazement at urban living soon endears him to the Browns, someone else has her eye on him: Taxidermist Millicent Clyde (Nicole Kidman) has designs on the rare bear and his hide.

Folks. You made it. You're here. We did it. We traded our souls and our youth but we are at the end of the the twisty and turny road that is M. Night March (April). You have to listen to this because we came here together and we must end here together. But next week we start a new. A Paddington pallet cleanser. You know it's good. I know it's good. It's good! Join me for one last ride, then we ascend to the other side (paddington).

A thriller about a family on a tropical holiday who discover that the secluded beach where they are relaxing for a few hours is somehow causing them to age rapidly reducing their entire lives into a single day.