“Everybody's favorite tinfoil hat is back after who knows how long, and he's in a creative pickle. With the stargate on the fritz, the crew tries their hand at studio pitches, and... maybe it's for the best they're saving the world on planets lightyears away from any kind of show business.” (thanks @Horseburd!), “Thrust into a new unrealized reality the astronaut must escape from The Movie Executive through a big round thing, but it just refuses to be cool & doesn't spin. So he ventures through other realities controlled by The Executive & the astronaut's new team in order to get home.” (thanks @TonksMoriarty!)

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This week's fanfic is “Three Women by Officersun524, first published in 2004 at http://terrafirmascapers.com/index.php/topic,2194.0.html

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"Farscape 4·11: Unrealized Reality: Part 1

John Crichton gets pulled into a wormhole and meets ""Einstein"".

“There's a scary slip 'n slide that likes to Kidnap people. Everyone gets put in a blender and John needs a bigger gun. ” (thanks GoingMetal799!)

“This episode has been replaced with a public safety announcement on the danger of wormholes and travelling back in your own time line, presented by Einstein from his hide away in the North Pole” (thanks Marky See!)

“Welcome to iceberg limbo-land,

Pale Kiwi Einstein'll give you a hand,

Alternate reality,

What is Katratzi?

Focus your mind and your world will expand.” (thanks Ric From the Delta Quadrant!)

“Dorothy Gale meets bald Einstein on an iceberg and they discuss metaphysics because destination is the key and there's no place like home!” (thanks danny!)“Time... Time... Time... Let's play mix-up with the crew, can you determine who is who? Parallel timelines what could go wrong, be careful or you've stayed too long. ” (thanks Brian Ivanhoe!)

“The multiverse debates the contents of someone's leather trousers while the contents of corsets are little different than usual. Time flies but it also wounds all heals, who's to say for sure? Einstein A Go-Go! ” (thanks Mark Nixon!)

First aired on Friday, 23 August 2002, written by David Kemper, and directed by Andrew Prowse"

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This week's fanfic is “Illuminati by Oleg, first published in 18/12 - 2007 at http://terrafirmascapers.com/index.php/topic,21402.0.html

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Farscape 4·10: Coup By Clam

When the crew visit the paranoid, politically unstable planet of Khurtanan, an opportunistic doctor poisons and blackmails them. Things get even more complicated when the planet's resistance gets involved.

“The crew arrived at the planet of the sexists. The slug gets a doctorate by interrogating a doctor and beware of what they call ""space madness"".” (thanks GoingMetal799!)

“Doc Snot's shellfish force the crew into playing a deadly game of follow the leader on a planet where women are second class citizens D'argo re-enacts THAT scene from when Harry met Sally and John shows us what he has under his skirt.” (thanks Marky See !)

“Transmissible Celestial Dementia,

'Doc Snot' has the only preventure,

Girl Power grows,

Bite off his nose,

Sharing clams caused this whole misadventure. ” (thanks Ric from the Delta Quadrant!)“Jirl power, food poisoning, and who knew that I Yensch was such a mensch! No matter who you are in this episode, you're likely to clam up if anyone asks you about what happened here. Let's just say that there's a reason granny's not allowed in the kitchen anymore...” (thanks Danny!)

“Moya stops at a plant to obtain tech to delve into tormented space, and the crew decide to take in some local cuisine. The crew might've preferred Noranti's concoction over the new bonds created between them by the clams. In attempts to heal the crew, the men cross into unfamiliar territory and discover their inner girl power. ” (thanks Melissa!)

“A luncheon proves unforgettable, zergenbobs are neglected, and we finally see what someone's been hiding up their skirt. ” (thanks Mark Nixon!)

First aired on Friday, 16 August 2002, written by Emily Skopov, and directed by Ian Watson"

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This week's fanfic is “Five Things That Never Happened to Scorpy's Neural Clone by Astrogirl2, first published in 2009-12-06 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/26410

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Farscape 4·09: A Prefect Murder

On a planet of divided clans, Aeryn brings them to the brink of war when she opens fire on a crowd of innocents. But there's more to this massacre than meets the eye...

“This whole thing could have been avoided if somebody packed some bug spray.” (thanks Nazzy!)

“Whilst securing supplies on planet dreadlocks, the crew listen to a buzzing in their ear which upsets the locals and nearly start a civil war. We all experience dejaveu and Farther Jack helps the crew prove their innocence. If only they had packed some insect repellant!” (thanks Marky See!)

First aired on Friday, 9 August 2002, written by Mark Saraceni, and directed by Geoff Bennett

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This week's fanfic is “Until Friday by KernilCrash, first published in 2002 at http://terrafirmascapers.com/index.php/topic,1989.html

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"Farscape 4·08: I Shrink Therefore I Am

John Crichton and Noranti return to Moya to find the crew in the hands of bounty hunters. Crichton must team up with Scorpius to fight them off before the Scarrans arrive.

“The crew are captured by Gort and his Pumpkin head pals who are keen to cash in on the Peacekeeper bounty.

John McClaine and 1812 go Die Hard with Hans Gruber to save the day in honey I shrunk the kids, just be careful where you step!” (thanks Marky See!)“""Hey Honey, they've shrunk the crew.""

Clatu Verada Nictu,

Stuck in a can,

Fight like Antman,

Pumpkin spy squashed by my shoe.” (thanks Ric From the Delta Quadrant!)“Bounty hunters and tiny prisoners take the stage to captivate the audience in this episode. John is forced to take the enemy down Die Hard style to rescue the crew, while Scorpy attempts to prove he is on team Crichton. ” (thanks Melissa!)

First aired on Friday, 2 August 2002, written by Christopher Wheeler, and directed by Rowan Woods"

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This week we're reading “Pawp Talk” by AerynCrichton, first published in 2002 at http://terrafirmascapers.com/index.php/topic,151.html

Thanks to the Terra Firma Scapers forum for recommending it!

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