TODAY: Tony gets embarrassed by a young Hot Topic employee, which leads us down a Metallica rabbit hole

and Alex continues to connect the dots between upper body strength and successful crisis management

Also: a plucky tech-trepreneur disrupts San Francisco with bite-size tutorials on how to boil water and appears to advocate for the public lynching of homeless and mentally ill people. That's right, it's another edition of Muggle Death Cult

Finally, we cover the Washington woman with tuberculosis who for over a year has refused to be treated, tried, held at home or in contempt of court but does love visiting the casino

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