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Catwoman (2004)

“A shy woman, endowed with the speed, reflexes, and senses of a cat, walks a thin line between criminal and hero, even as a detective doggedly pursues her, fascinated by both of her personas.”

No… no… that’s not really what’s going on here.

There’s a whole lot of fuckery going on here, THAT’S what’s going on!

Put on your headphones and join the fantastic voyage with Swan and Bill… this is a good one.

Catwoman stars Halle Berry, Benjamin Bratt, Sharon Stone, and Lambert Wilson and was directed by Pitof.

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Witchboard (1986)

A woman finds an interest in her friend Brandon’s Ouija board when he brings it to her party…

That plot summary really doesn’t do this film justice at all!  Replica Shelby Cobras, Ouija board madness, crazy hatchet hammers, and supernatural murder!!

Oh, and that lady from the Whitesnake videos from the 80’s!

We had a blast with this one, put on your headphones and take a ride with us!

Witchboard stars Todd Allen, Tawny Kitaen, Stephen Nichols, and Kathleen Wilhoite and was directed by Kevin Tenney.

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Warlock: The Armageddon (1993)

This week we take a look at a listener suggestion, the Julian Sands epic, Warlock: The Armageddon.

The Son of Satan attempts to bring his father to Earth with the aid of some mystic stones…

What more needs to be said!!

Druids, warlocks, warriors, fine art, and amazing special effects!

Join us!

Warlock: The Armageddon stars Julian Sands, Chris Young, Paula Marshall, and Bruce Glover and was directed by Anthony Hickox.

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Snake Eyes (1998)

This week we face off against one of Bills worst nightmares, a mediocre adaptation of an action movie, that could possibly only be worse if it were shot on 8mm.

A shady police detective finds himself in the middle of a murder conspiracy at an important boxing match in an Atlantic City casino…

That’s right, we are talking about Snake Eyes!! Don’t get left behind, but if you’re easily upset – don’t listen while driving, we don’t want you to drive angry, we know rage can be a problem.

So, come along and listen to us talk about this outcast of a film, and send us your suggestions, because you never know what’s next.

Snake Eyes stars Nicolas Cage, Gary Sinise, John Heard, and Carla Gugino and was directed by Brian De Palma.

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A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge (1985)

This week we break out the hat and sweater, and throw on our knife glove, and jump into A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge.

Join Swan and Bill as we drive the school bus of terror and talk about all of the unintentionally gay fun going’s on that emanate from 1428 Elm Street.

Put on your acid wash jeans and your glitter glasses and dance along with us as we talk about one of Bill’s favorite movies, you’re all our children now…

A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge stars Robert Englund, Mark Patton, Kim Myers, and Robert Rusler and was directed by Gregory Widen.

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The Prophecy (1995)

Greetings!! This week Swan and Bill dive into the 1995 classic “The Prophecy”!

The angel Gabriel comes to Earth to collect a soul which will end the stalemated war in Heaven, and only a former priest and a little girl can stop him….

If you’re a fan of Christopher Walken, then most likely you’ve already seen this epic movie.

This one is short and sweet, join us!

The Prophecy stars Christopher Walken, Virginia Madsen, Eric Stoltz, and Viggo Mortensen and was directed by Gregory Widen.

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Blue Seduction (2009)

Welcome back! This week we bring you the 2009 made for TV throw away, “Blue Seduction”!

If you’ve ever wanted to watch something so terrible, that it made you verbally say, “What the hell happened to Billy Zane?”, then THIS is the wonderful piece of magic that you’ve been waiting for!!

Mikey Taylor is a once-famous rock star in retirement. Everything was as usual in his previous life—parties, drugs, casual sex with different women, until he met his future wife Joyce, a broker in a reputable real estate company, who helped him cope with his addictions. However, along comes his big fan, a gorgeous young woman, who wants to use him to become famous herself. To achieve her goal, she seduces Mikey with alcohol, cocaine, and rough sex, leading him to his near self-destruction.

Sounds fabulous, doesn’t it?  JOIN US!! Special commentary from Erin!!

Blue Seduction stars Billy Zane, Estella Warren, Jane Wheeler, and Bernard Robichaud and was directed by Timothy Bond

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Munchie (1992)

After a long hiatus, So That Happened RETURNS!! And we bring you the 1992 CLASSIC “Munchie”!

In this insanely obscure sequel to 1987’s “Munchies!” Dom DeLuise voices a rat-like puppet, second only to the Quizno’s dead rat.

Loni Anderson, Burt Reynolds look-a-like, flying pizzas, glowing boxes, and weird funeral freakout dreams.

Join us for our triumphant return!!

Munchie stars Loni Anderson, Dom DeLuise, Jamie McEnnan and Arte Johnson and was directed by Jim Wynorski.

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Eye of the Tiger (1986)

Yes, Survivors “Eye of the Tiger”, it’s not just that song from Rocky III.  Flash forward a couple of years and it’s the title song and theme to 1986’s Eye of the Tiger starring an amazing Gary Busey!

After serving time in prison, Buck Matthews, a Vietnam veteran, returns to his hometown to start his life over with his wife Christie and their five-year-old daughter Jennifer. However, he learns that the small town where he grew up is overrun by a large motorcycle gang which rides through the town in large numbers, harassing various citizens. 

Shit goes crazy, there are explosives and badassery.  Join us, you won’t regret it… I mean, just look at that cover art!!!

Eye of the Tiger stars Gary Busey, Yaphet Kotto, Seymour Cassel, and Judith Barsi and was directed by Richard C. Sarafian.

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The Cell (2000)

This week Swan and Bill watch the J-Lo masterpiece that no one remembers!

J-Lo plays an amazing Volvo driving experimental social worker diving into brain exploration on small children and whacked out serial killers.

You know, just another day in the life of Jenny from the block.

Also, you get the double feature attraction of Vince Vaughn AND Vince D’Onofrio on the screen at the exact same time!!

Follow along and let us in to your ears!!

The Cell stars Jennifer Lopez, Colton James, Vince D’Onofrio, Vince Vaughn, and Dylan Baker and was directed by Tarsem Singh.

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