We're tackling the first Emily episode (available in the Gizmoplex)! Bonus Sid Haig content throughout!

Host segments: HaigFacts (TM); PearlFacts (TM); MidsommarFacts (TM); CryptidFacts (TM); HerAlibiFacts (TM); MotherCrabberFacts (TM); FishFacts (TM); VoiceFacts (TM).

We recorded this one in the same room - and we're not sure if it actually made that big of a difference! Huzzah!

Host segments: Valley Lodge sez no; El Paso 10s; raggin' on the 'Musch; Jeff threads a treacherous needle; Hired!: The Manos of Fate; Torgo's bathroom habits; the Stinkiest Generation; Wives or Senate or both?; a crash-course in femunism.

We're tackling the first part of Hired! (and subsequently the movie that's attached to it) this week. I guess you can learn about Chevrolets AND monster brides this week!

Host segment: drive-by colonoscopy; Bride of Dragonheart; bad Operation Paperclip; pokin' around the swamp house; Coily Fan Club; amateur boob historian Joe Kimbro; where even are they?; dream Joe vs. real Joe; My Two MiMis; apologies to Monty Python; Jeff's questionable fashion choices; Dead Alive vs. The Frighteners.

To honor MiMi's birthday, we're buzzing about Neil LaBute's "remake" of The Wicker Man starring Nic Cage. Once again, we are here to make silk purses out of a really, really poorly plotted sow's ear. (Spoilers for Six Feet Under TV series from 24:40 - 25:29)

Host segments: not how bee allergies do; Joe's Wicker Man Tactics (TM); the cultural cache of bees; problematic historical research; two-riffer problems; The Mitchell Man.

We're going way, WAY back to the first KTMA episode (courtesy of the Gizmoplex, but also on YouTube) with the marionette-filled Invaders from the Deep. It's a different era of MST3K, for sure, but stay for our discussion about the wonder that is Supermarionation!

Host segments: how WASP-y are you? Puppet confusion; Supermarionated; cold war and puppets (it's a thing); Puppet Impossible: 2.

Host segments: It's not hoarding if you catalog it; puppets be livin'; How WASP-y are you?;

We decided to make it a ghostly girl/murdering guy two-fer with the late-run The Screaming Skull (and beloved short Robot Rumpus). We do not recover any faith in humanity. Don't murder your SOs, folks.

Host segments: Poky's popular; raaaah; Joe's controversial theory; Eric's just had enough; there's "real" screaming skulls!; Jeff's life scares Jack Torrance; a controversial rating.

We're delving into the ghostly this week with Tormented. Oh, and if you see a cop, let them know that TOM STEWART KILLED US.

Host segments: justice for seaweed; Senecan revenge tragedy 101; what type of ghost story are you?; Tom's psychodrama; Joe's dubious legal theories; Joe and Jeff's murder line is very fine; May-December discomfort; Last of the Mohicans love; the Psycho-ing of Tormented.

Surprise! It's a mid-release minisode featuring Joe, Jeff, and sometimes co-host and always MSTie Adam MacMorgann! The guys talk a little about MST3K and a lot about how to construct the perfect old fashioned cocktail. Take it from the Boozemasters General - you won't want to miss it!

We're dipping back into some Jonah episodes to celebrate the launch of the Gizmoplex! We also talk a lot about daddies, but we promise it's for a good cause.

Host segments: all heck breaks loose; the best kind of water; Challenger mysteries; Crow's souffle; Netflix era problems; our men of a certain age; 23 Skidoo!; Steak Milk Redux; March Dadness!; "Concepts" love.

We're continuing our leech-themed streak (for some reason) with The Leech Woman! Also - hear Jeff confess to sexual sadism. Shocking!

Host segments: Devori will be eaten by a big cat; did you know big cats are really scary?; Devori saw The Ghost and the Darkness once and it terrified her; there's really nowhere you can hide from a big cat; always trust someone who hasn't been eaten by a lion yet; knowledge is half the battle when dealing with big cats; Devori wrote these episode notes.

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