We're diving into the newer seasons this time with the magical (?) Carnival Magic. You will believe a monkey can clean a trailer!

Host segments: secret monkey selling points; becoming a women on the carnie circuit; the weirdest Edgar Wright/this podcast mashup that you'll miss if you get distracted; with all due respect to Mr. Hamill; offensive terms (CW: discussion of slurs); mesmerist vs. John Edwards douchebag; (CW: discussion of suicidal ideation); Badfilm; it IS magical; licking Joe.

Hoo-boy - we're headin' on down South to Mardi Gras with Swamp Diamonds. We ga-ron-tee a fine time.

Also - we're celebrating Valentine's Day early with "What to Do On a Date." So, hopefully, you know...you all will know what to do on your dates.

Host segments: errant community pools; the logistic of swamp diamonding; the truth about Louisiana mosquitos; that boy has no money; the sad truth about the scavenger sale; The Great UB40 Debate of 2022; absolutely not.

It's a listener request this week with Gamera vs. Guiron! CW: Extensive turtle talk. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ADAM! Please send your requests to our Twitter or Facebook!

Host segments: et tu, Cornjob?; Devori tells you how she really feels about Guiron; real egg talk; next Japanese Olympics; Axis Children; Joe takes the bit TOO FAR; watch out for them probes; giddy riffing.

We're celebrating Jeff's birthday with Parts: The Clonus Horror. You might think this is because we hate Jeff, but he asked for it. He really did.

Host segments: a hot damn mess intro; too many things happening; Jeff literally "skirts" the issues; the ethics of savior siblings; sloppy operations; Mengele tings; Joe's definition of "savaging," Devori teaches the true meaning of "MMMBop," clearly a sociopath.

Sorry we cliff-hangered you last week, folks - but we're really struggling with being canceled. Listen to us try to figure out what in the heck happened.

Host segments: Sister Beech's Trash Crafts; the science of coat-tailing; to be Devori; The Baby Pulp Fiction; the SoL-Mates according to Kevin Smith; we are resolved.

It's a holiday minisode! Like Halloween, we swapped movie recommendations for the Christmas/holiday season! Spoilers for Deadly Games (1989) and The Night Before (2015) abound, so listeners beware.

(cw: animal abuse/death)

It's our annual swears-free holiday episode, and we're being punished, er, celebrating with the Rifftrax favorite Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny! We're sorry! (cw: suicidal ideation, depression)

Host segments: running out of options; Ice Cream Bunny Facts (TM); Jeff explains padding; Florida vs. Flurrida; weird labor dynamics; 'tis the season for Mulder and Scully; a very Florida Man Christmas; Bill Corbett carries this thing.

(Gene Siskel voice) Despite it's rollicking title, Monster a Go-Go goes NOWHERE.

Host segments: doesn't pay to be a Good Samaritan; proper meat placement; soda v. pop; this is now an anti-Edward DeVere podcast; Blast-Off Girls is porn; MiMi loves dying fauns; we're all the wind, baby.

Well, folks - this one is no Operation Kid Brother, but it means well. But, hey! Jeff's got a slide whistle!

Host segments: Joe tells us how to make omelettes; tough times for Agent for HARM; BoBo Darrow; dangerous statutory liaisons; oddly specific branches of spying; Joe's CC scar.

What do you know? It's election season again and the SoL-Mates are back here to litigate yet another epic match - Earth vs. the Spider!

Host segments: Lip and tongue action; Chekhov's science experiment; Joe is a secret undercover teen/grownup; best speech professor ever; problematic speech acts; vandal squirrels; hearing the nasty truth.