This week we tackle the movie MiMi ACTUALLY wanted to watch - and we really have to ask ourselves why. What's up with Tang? Why is he LIKE that? Could ANYONE understand the admiral -- or were they just going along to keep the peace? WHAT IS GOING ON, MOVIE? (CW - racism, domestic abuse)

*Note: we had some minor audio issues in the last 1/3 of the episode or so. Please forgive our mess. We'll do better next time.*

Host segments: comic antagonism; then they do it; because time dilation; Joe was sold a bill of goods; Linda and Tang, not Adam and Steve; we're gonna need a better writer.

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Folks. It turns out this week we watched an episode MiMi wanted to watch, only for her to discover when we started to watch it that she actually wanted to watch another episode. We know why, now. We'll watch the right one next time. We promise.

Host segments: God bless Joe; junk drawer trauma; why you do Sumiko like that?; makin' fun of Euro-trash; OMAGHA!; Joe's pro tips; slap Gig Young; getting probed; fapping away.

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We're tackling a listener DARE this week. Not a request. A DARE. And we say, "Challenge accepted." Well. Devori did. She's not sure the rest of the SoL-Mates like her anymore. Join us as we talk about the mystery that is the not-as-good-as-Prince-of-Space spectacle, Invasion of the Neptune Men. Also, enjoy the extremely graphic IotNM as steak gristle meat-aphor.

Host Segments: The power of Newton compels you; longing for Commando Cody; no befriending Pearl; chief/prince hierarchy; Joe's mind gets blown; too soon; Jeff's 1997; lifelike cram school; Space Minority Whip; Yojimbo in Space; Niptune Men.

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We’re wrapping up a fishy summer with the Mike-era classic, Devil Fish. Just be glad that you don’t see us all wearing our distressingly tiny shorts, but that won’t save you from the bad Italian accents. Perhaps it’s seeing so many Italian men’s hangers that makes this episode extra gross. Or we’re just gross. You decided.

Host segments: CSI Martha; potential poon vs. resident poon; going full Bobo; those are balls; barnacle boner; tub death; bad borrower.


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It’s not quite Shark Week over here at SoL-Mates, but we figured talking about the Gauntlet favorite Killer Fish would be a reasonable facsimile.

If you’re so inclined, check out the episode of Suicide Buddies (co-hosted by Hampton Yount himself) discussing Margaux Hemingway’s suicide. https://player.fm/series/series-2293060/margaux-hemingway

Host Segments: Jeff Old-Mansplains Piranha-phobia; trying to fill in all these plot-holes; MiMi’s a robot purist; a Brazillion degrees; gem-stuffed invasive species; MASH-up; Joe grades on a curve when there’s no boobies.



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For our final episode in our “Summer of Mis-Spent Youth,” we tackle perhaps the most baffling of all the teenage criminal movies – Kitten with a Whip. Like David Stratton, we just can’t quit Jody. But we’re more than capable of shouting our advice at him anyway. Listen for a poignant moment when Devori’s soul leaves her body in frustration. (cw: murder, molestation in reference to the plot).

Host Segments: Vicky Mendoza Parallel; Kitten ex Machina; Jeff gets real dark; Sex Kitten Castle Doctrine; host segment cinematography; ineffective campaign management; Mike tingles; Carter and Midge;


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Wow - Mamie Van Doren has...talents! And we talk about both of them in our episode covering Untamed Youth! What happens when rowdy teens are only mildly rowdy? It should be noted that Joe cut out probably the most scintillating discussion for time - Devori talking about the war between barber-surgeons and physicians. But - it turned out pretty good anyway. (cw: miscarriage, sexual assault, racial slur)

Host Segments: #HerToo; we could take a toddler; Jeff has a problem with authority; Joe's ode to Pinky; casual racism; the problem with "bad girls"; they're all Shaggy; Devori draws the line at making Max Keller a Time Lord; only the most archaic of juggzz.

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This episode ended up a touch longer than normal, but that’s only because we’re such a fan of teenage stranglers. No – people who strangle teenagers. Wait – this is coming out all wrong. *backs out of room* *turns off lights*


Strangling semantics; life with Mikey; barf medium; Jeff gets defensive – just like an only child; Devori’s Wide Wide World of Serial Killers; hysterical feedback loops; our content is a good size; MiMi absolutely won’t do that; we have strong opinions about janitors; our McElroy love becomes apparent.

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This week, we talk about a movie about beatniks that inexplicably has no beatniks in it. Seriously. Not a beatnik to be seen. There’s a crooner. Some juvenile delinquents, maybe. But we didn’t see one beret. Nor did anyone snap. And we watched really carefully.

Host segments: You Might Be A Beatnik; do these people have parents?; Tony Travis is The One; dill comma whole; hungover children; Harry’s got a type; aggressively apathetic; arcanejuggzz is a thing.

This episode, we're delving into one of our favorite Rifftrax Lives - Jack the Giant Killer! Along the way, we find we just can't help bringing up Samantha Fox...again. Listen as Devori is slowly driven mad by her own childhood existential crises and her fear of 1960s-era Disney animation. You can also audibly hear the moment Jeff is reminded that Birdemic exists.

Host segments: the pragmatics of life riffing; a history of Jack the Giant Killer; evil wizard logistics; www.arcanejugs.com vs. www.arcanejuggzz.com; folklore hero exchange program; Jack makes a giant mistake; Blowjob Betty the Banshee.

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