Inexplicably, it happened again, folks. Somehow, we were all definitely together...in the same place...when we got trapped, sitcom-style, in a location! While we're trapped, we reminisce about the last season of SoL-Mates, and look forward to the future -- while we're all definitely in the same place. Really. Also, before you tweet at us, WE KNOW NORMAN SCHWARZKOPF IS DEAD.

Host segments: true professionals; favorite cocktails; family business; offensive aphasia; cracker episodes; MiMi's beloved bits; leveling up; listener requests; Jeff on the cutting room floor; FRSTR; Joe's sweet-ass van; RIP; 2001's Macy Gray.

The holiday season is upon us here at SoL-Mates, which means we're discussing an MST3K Christmas classic, Santa Claus! Feel free to listen with your families because we cut out all the swears and sex toy jokes! If you want to know what to get us for Christmas, we sure to love likes, shares, ratings, and subscriptions!

Host segments: It' a Wonderful Martha; a visit from Old Pitch; glowy feelings and screaming chaos; Apollo SoL; the "logic" of Santa's castle; The Pleasure Mouth; Lupita's mom's the worst; Devori kills Ringo Starr; On-Smythe-ians; Timothy Van Patten's child bait.

Happy holidays from The SoL-Mates!

It's starting to get cold out dere, and that reminded us of the day that dang ol' Earth froze, don'tcha know? How many dead geese did your boyfriend get YOU this year? Put down your lutefisk and enjoy this take on an MST3K Troika classic - The Day the Earth Froze!

Host segments: the long and whiny road; sampo - where art thou?; mother of mothers; Cape Fear; logical reactions to clowns; many of us are pie-faced; Saved By the Sampo; big cup of ennui.

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Happy Thanksgiving, SoL-Mates! In honor of the holiday, we're taking on one of the biggest turkeys in the entire riffing canon: Rifftrax: Live - Birdemic! Enjoy this super-sized SoL-Mates, even as MiMi visualizes Norman Krasner's physiology in a truly distressing way.

Host segments: Devori's sleep routine; Normaniad; blank man; Victor Rios' C-Court; eagleluftwaffe; Wiseau's creepy black heart; Birdemic Trail; distressing lack of subplots; mutual roofies.

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Happy Thanksgiving!

Here at SoL-Mates, we have your up-to-the-minute election coverage on the contentious race between the Robot and the Aztec Mummy! Hear our guest anchors break down every scintillating element of this electoral bout! Get the most recent exit polling data after we escape the clutches of a mummy who wants to beat the ever-loving hell out of us! Wonder exactly how a pre-recorded and edited podcast manages to get pre-empted by all manner of things. Who will win? The answer: democracy.

Host Segments: four years candy-corn free; Tungsten man; the empty promise of the vacuum bag; quantum Mexico; Jeff old-mansplains serials; luchador caricaturist; Kids in the Tomb; library envy; The Cody Clause; an always-timely Leroy Jenkins reference; hyp-mo-tized; the ontology of Joe Don Baker; yellow-dog Crow-mocrats.

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What happens when Joe can't stop Devori from filling a whole short with material he would have otherwise cut because HE'S NOT THE BOSS OF HER? It's a very spoopie SoL-Mates Halloween episode! Chill and mildly thrill as the SoL-Mates tell their favorite spooky stories and JOE. CAN'T. EDIT. THEM. OUT. Warning: Joe's spooky story will harrow your very soul and leave you a husk of your former self.

Host segments: hairy situations; creepy teens; Devori was ill-equipped; hallway ghosts, #TrickorTweet?

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It's yet another terrible week for accents here at SoL-Mates as we tackle the first sci-fi western, season 11's Beast of Hollow Mountain! Dios mio!

Host segments: MiMi and Jeff are NOT at a Three Dog Night concert; spot-on Pancho; weird, weird West; Mundo Jurasico!; Jeff throws stones in glass houses; irrational fears; dad bod sexy; mah claim!; therapods on meth; Stack v. Farina; a slow priest and a fast priest.

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Listen as the SoL-Mates kick of Halloween month by plumbing the depths of their fears AND their Southern accents with Squirm! Also, be sure to look for literature regarding our burgeoning Cult of Coily! ALL HAIL THE SPRING!

Host segments: sex and sketti; The Birds, but worms; Devori has beef with Mick; mostly water and goo; Gil's Paul/Saul moment; Jeff's worm academy; masturbation trunk. (CW: attempted rape)

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The SoL-Mates have done it again! Through our patented combination of wit and ribald humor, we've turned a mediocre episode into a romp more fun that Joe Don Baker hiding in a closet watching you with your lover. Duck and cover for Rocket Attack U.S.A!

Host segments: totally unhelpful apocalypse tips; a long short; totally reliable narrators; sweet, sweet caldera death; hooray for jingoism!; the very best spy boy; go a lot to Russia; Operation LG Mediocre; inappropriate Mr. Rogers.

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For the 40th episode of SoL-Mates, we searched high and low amongst the best experts we could find who were related to us and were currently staying in one of our houses at the time this episode was recorded. That's right! SoL-Mates has a special guest this week while we talk about The Touch of Satan and how silky smooth it is!

Host segments: Joe's searing insight into shitty plots; Melissa's magical vagina; Jeff old mansplains wassail; the devil's in the details; Burt Bacharach's Touch of Satan; lay off the Satan, Ev; Ken Thorne-lookin' dudes; Thistle-dick!; bitter like a walnut shell.

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