Nicky fucks up the intro music right out of the gate. We're planning a science fair, stay tuned. Max returns this episode with a story of a drunk Nate and Indians at the links. We discuss the proper way to use "cuck" , Nicky has a new bird story that somebody decides to pass gas right in the middle of but, long story short, he's a Pokemon trainer now. We talk Conker's Bad Fur Day, Jake prefers Plants v. Zombies. Walnut discussion turns to talk of eating brains and Nate starts trying to hand out purple nurples. Nicky thinks about getting pierced, Nate gets a grip and contemplates stealing brains. We take a break and Nicky fucks up the transition music. Our joints of the Week are "Thank the Gang(Remix)" by Twelvelen and Guapdad 4000, "Foot Fungus" by Ski Mask the Slump God, "In The Bag" by Mac Miller and "Hey Tonight" by Creedence Clearwater Revival. Max took a tolerance break and we talk sober dreams. The episode ends with us going over the shoes we designed for our Air Max competition. Vote on who you think designed the best pair on twitter!

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We've got two returning guests: Brendan and Jason. Alpha Nate makes his return, Jason is in a Coogi and we recap the Gern wedding. We talk Taco Bell birthdays and another former guest shitting his pants, the emerald dragon breaking down and nut prices. Nate and Jason almost died on a popsicle floaty in Hawaii. Nate threw around sticks and such at the wedding, and we hear about some alleged deer-bauchery. We introduce a new segment, "Quick Stories with Brendan" and hear tale of Nate ruining a sweater followed by one of life's great questions: why bust on people? Our Joints of the Week are "There He Go" by Da Baby and "Nothing Compares 2 U" by Prince. Jason tells us about more debauchery on a trip to New York. another important question, "Can I grub?" is presented. Then we talk about Adele and Skepta, Nicky went to a Mt. Shasta KFC, more stories from the wedding, and Xander being served a chicken ass. Nate has an update on his Lasik and then we get into the beauty that is the mind of Terrence Howard. It's a hot one, Larries!

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Xander is back, as are the rest of us. Nate got into a drunken scrap, Jake got some mean Costco flannel and we talk the finest sampling available in grocery stores. We talk Trader Joe's, Jon's, and Terribles: Vegas' best gas station for loitering. Loitering talk turns to prowling talk. Xander has some prowling tales to share, so does Nate. Jake keeps it middle of the road. We wonder what gay frogs might sound like and Xander animorphs into a Chow Chow. Nicky defends Aaron Carter and we listen to some Lil Romeo. We then get into a conversation on picking up after a dog. Speaking of dogshit, we then get into DC movies and our expectations for the upcoming Joker movie. Shazam talk transitions to a Shaq talk, then to Iverson and Reeboks. Nicky and Jake trade shoes for a moment, and we discuss monochromatic looks and Vanta black. We take a trip to Houston and come back still tippin'. Our joints of the week are "one Call Away" by Chingy, "Brilliant Nigga" by Channel Tres, "Disco" by Surf Curse and "Take This" by Gunplay. Through the joints we talk Bob Ross, vapes, and our new corporate ownership. We discuss a challenge to design the best pair of Air Max 1's to be decide on by the Larries. Then we talk about Shane Gillis and SNL, The Interview, Nicky pleads for a New The Mask again, and lastly we have a miraculous moment with a flawed bag of sour patch candies.

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We've got two returning guests, Jaycamm and Max! Nate's looking for a dryer and Jason is the furry War Machine. We have some post-soulstice soulstice discussion. Old Vig got in trouble for some of what he said on the Eden pod, Max saw letters on a hill, and Jason rode a firetruck. We talk Blue Lips, Jason ran over Nate's air pump, and then we get into some analytics. Jason almost didn't get into Canada, Jake had the same problem. A lot of Burger King hate gets thrown around, we shout out our listeners, and Jason is getting ordained. We take a break, and when we come back Jason 1-ups Nicky's DJ Quik story. Joints of the week are "Cash Shit" by Megan the Stallion and "Distance" by Beast Coast. Jason clarifies what a hot girl summer is and he saw Soulja Boy. We talk Lady Gaga, pop music, R. Kelly, Michael Jackson, and Bang energy drinks. Free Zack Fox; it's a conspiracy, Hank. Jason's got a fresh tat, Jake got epilated, and Jason almost got aids! Thanks for listening, Larries!

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This bonesaw is ready! Nate's been making repulsive sounds since jr. high and it's made his knees veiny. Nicky has an instagram now for pushing old shirts(@mostlyoldshirts), go buy a bunch of them! Jake got a bidet, Nate opens a wretched, old cooler. Nicky lived on chips in the desert, and we talk about our favorite ways to eat an egg. Jake has mad scientists at his birthdays and we discuss early sexual experiences with non-sexual objects. Jake is totally, definitely a misfits fan, there's a burp off and then we take a break. Our Joints of the Week are "Open Mic Nite pt. 2" by Viktor Vaughn, "Give Me one Reason" by Tracy Chapman and "Look@ugo" by Mosie. We talk Tinder, shout out Zack Fox and Nate doesn't wear deodorant. Then, we debate testicle temperature and proper grammar. The show ends with the tale of Fickle, a gun in a Ruffles bag, our go to gas station snacks, sick dick and Nate tries to explain NPK soil to the rest of us. It's a hot one, Larries!

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We're back from Eden and a little bit sad! Nate shaved his head and now it's burnt. We talk old butterfinger products, Cheeto dick, Charles Barkley in Space Jam, and earthquake babies. Then we move the conversation to gay culture, 4th of July, greedy monks, Spike TV and Dark Phoenix. We talk about the new Lion King and Little Mermaid, deep fakes, and we find out that Nate is holding Cialis. We talk hot girls and city boys, then take a break. We come back on a sexy time spaceship with our Joints of the Week: "Fuck Shit in My Life" by Gunplay, "Stash Pot" by Koopsta Knicca and "No Going Back" by Yuno. Then we talk about Three 6 Mafia's MTV show before calling it a night.

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Live from the thick of Midnight in Eden's summer Soulstice. This is a must listen spicy episode.

This one's coming straight at you from the garbage. We've got video now, that's coming soon. Poppers are a heavy topic this week. Nate talks eating glue and we think about our PSRs. We talk about eating brains, our larries, and Richard Simmons. We go over our analytics, discuss Brazilian farts and wonder what Nicky would be like as a teacher. We use "bet" as it's never been used before, Nicky has a couple run ins with the universe and Marisol got got. T-Shirts are on the way. baby! Nate wonders about the relationship between a dickhead and a nipple, and Jake hates things that are barrel aged. We'll be at Midnight In Eden(get your tix now!) and we remember flash games from a forgotten era. Jake lets us know Manila is wilding with their safety regulations, a fly tries to move on Nicky and Macho Man Ben Savage makes his podcast debut. Our joints of the week are "Crack Babies 2.0" by Joe Young, "Penny Girl" by Cola Boyy, and Call The Coroner" by Future. Nate pitches Sober Anonymous and has a theory about club weed. Jake is a size queen for turtles and has a gas problem in Hawaii. Nicky has long ass arms and Nate sees a man get his nose broken at Coachella. We shout out the stewardesses of China Airlines and Nate blesses us with a grosscapade. The show ends with us listening to two classic songs simultaneously, for which we would like to extend a formal apology to out Larries, you all deserve better.

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It's a day pod, we've got a rare guest, and we're sipping mushroom coffee. Nate's getting harassed at the gym, we talk about some brother stuff and getting tee'd up. Alpha thongs are on the way, and Nate has a story from his days of innocence. Then we talk about the value of selling a soul, the ocean, nothingness, bad spam calls, Biggie, parents with instagram, trends in porn and language barriers. Joints of the week are "Virginia Slim" by The Arcs, "Breezin" by George Benson, "All Good" by Jizxle, and "Black Lipstick" by Chicano Batman. Swole Summer 2k19 is on its way and Nicky's got a bird podcast coming soon. We put a girl filter on Ted Bundy and none of us are disappointed. We also talk mercury, sci-fi becoming reality, and changing the presidential title. We consider what music presidents listen to and then we tackle a complicated matter of the heart. Jake brings up a fish skin vagina and we talk VR, siphoning gas, automation and the rise of mechanics, and, of course, smashing dingleberries.

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Nicky went to Vegas, Jake went to Hawaii, and Nate went to Thailand. That's what the fuck happened. Joints of the week are "The Duelists" by Iron Maiden, "Nardos" and "Warm Animal" by Sure Sure.

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