The waves are airborne, Nate is cozy in his own merch, this one's a good banana all around. Jake bravely speaks on his time as a boy scout and oxy cleaning his shoes. Nate and Marisol have an announcement. We talk scooters with sidecars, Nicky's identity got stolen, Jake had "Us" nightmares and Nate is only scared of aliens.We're creating jobs, Nate is making sweats, and we jazz up the real estate left by Burkas. We imagine Nicky as a cyclops and get into the world of modern monocles. Our Joints of the Week are "Million Miles" by Bakar, "N Side" by Steve Lacy and "S.I.B. (Swelling Itching Brain)" by DEVO. We watch a live rocket launch and a man chugging 44 oz. of strawberry Sprite(S/o Badlands Chugs). We talk about grandparents, Bel Air, Ze End of Ze World, a reverse fade and Bon Appetit(S/o Brad Leone). We talk mullets, birds, and Jake shouts out Hello China. Things end when Nate is kicked out.

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This one starts out with Nate unplugged, free of leg hair and trying to play a voicemail he can't get to work. We're talking prison food at home and the 818. Jake saw a bang bus, Nicky shares his tattoo, and Nate put on some booty shorts. Then we talk bumper stickers and some tragic stick art. Nicky is back on phone scrabble and ready to meet Ariana Grande. We shout out Gucci Mane, Anna Faris and all the listeners and then take a look at where people are listening most. Bad spelling comes up, we find out Nate is the guy and we hatch a 3 camera plan. We talk Pitbull, listen to "Side to Side" and we get Marisol on the phone! We take a break and come back living the lives of asparagus milkers. Our joints of the week are "Breakdown" by Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers, "Tilt Mode" by Exmag and for the third time, everybody's favorite joint of any week, "Talk" by Khalid & Disclosure. We think about how we'd fare in prison, Jake shares his recipe for a tasty prison ramen sandwich and Nate is an ass goon busting the crust. He shares a tale of a daytime 69, Jake lies about being from the 6, we talk boba, and plan to make ourselves into a human Y.

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We're talking renaissance fairs, Nate should not be listened to on this one, and two of us are getting in a dragon costume. We research weapons used by Shrek, then we talk Venom, living life in third person, and a time Nate almost got jumped. We discuss Notre Dame, Nicky is sensitive, and we talk about a bunch of movies that are out or coming out. Then we talk about learning to ride bikes, Nate got an infected knee and we've all got scooter tales. We take a break, Nate has a story about eating his pet. Joints of the Week are "unfiltered" by Open Mike Eagle and Danny Brown, "I Want to Be Your Man by Zapp and Roger, and "Hunnybee" by Unknown Mortal Orchestra. We wonder if we should get perms, Jake made some kebabs and Nate loses context. Jake puts in some work with chop sticks. Then we talk leeches, Nate has a story about eating another pet, and we end the show with an analysis of The Humpty Dance.

It's a hot, hot ep here. Nate is sober now* and Nicky got on autopilot in San Diego. We talk Kirkland brand everything, find out who flavored condoms are for, and Jake discovers a new berry. We discuss selling berries on the black market for a bit, Jake shows up with 16 people to a swap meet, and then we get into astrology. We look at a hot new camera on the market, Nate goes 5 rounds, and we pose the question, do you ever watch your balls? Our joints of the week are "Paradise Loft" by Adhoc, "Walking on the Sidewalks" by Queens of the Stone Age and "Drinking" by JMSN. Nicky pitches a Mask reboot again, Nate sings from his balls, we do a little bit of ASMR, discuss band ideas, Stevie Wonder blue balls, and getting blood drawn.

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This one is coming at you from a dark place. We shout out our boy Dylan, we ask what you can put kim chi on, and that leads into about thirty minutes of solid pot pie talk. We also talk about T-Pain and Nate's plans for a future guest, but it all comes back to pot pies when we watch a KFC pot pie review on YouTube. Jake hates Neil Young and we rank the chips in a variety pack, then talk pineapples and Jake has a video to cheer everybody up. Then we talk about the Black Talon and cut to a break before things get too spicy. Our joints of the week are "Sugar Free" by Juicy, "Atlanta Girls" by Trash Panda, and "Dreaming of You" by The Coral. We find the Art Laboe Connection on YouTube, and Nate has Scrubs memories. Nicky can't quite remember something about an AI video game becoming sentient. Then we get back into our depth contemplating peen enlargement surgery. A GoFundMe and "I Got The Root" merch coming soon. We end the sadcast discovering what it really means when Mercury is in retrograde.

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Nicky is fleeced up and we're talking about Pixar shorts, the Six Flags guy, Momo, the blue whale challenge and Smallfoot. There's a Jollibee Story, and we investigate what exactly halo halo is. We discuss a man who dipped his balls in salsa and one who dipped his balls in a petri dish. We're going to each start our own warrior colonies of Sea Monkeys, and we learn about Nate's favorite superhero. We have a Jason Momoa revelation, Nate is an Alex Jones sympathizer, and we discuss the horrible epidemic that is Rockjaw, Mr. Socko, Bulma and we check out some censorship in Dragonball. Then Jake models his hands and we talk about people throwing cheese at their babies. Joints of the Week are "It's Automatic" by Freestyle, "Gray" by Slenderbodies and "You Don't Know" by Loyle Carner. We talk popcorn, and think about getting in to breakdancing. Nicky questions the coolness of British people, which leads to some talk of Ali G. We watch a white wave check and wonder what's going on in high schools these days. We go through some analytics, and discuss our greatest endeavor yet: Nate's premium snapchat. More on that to come.

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This one is 3 Nates and we are all over the place. We talk soup, s/o strictly dumpling and Japanese 7/11's. Nate brings up plastic rice, a spicy ramen challenge, and a Warhol shit pic. We talk textiles, PETA and Steve Irwin. Nate knows HIV, we've got too many emails coming in and we are on the hunt for help. We talk Jussie Smollett, bestgore.com, Wile E. Coyote and Rikishi. We watch some of Royal Rumble '00. Then we take a break, and Nate has half a sexcapade. We talk the Masked Singer and watch Lonzo Ball in a rap battle with T-Pain. Our joints of the week are "Guess Who's coming to Dinner" by Black Uhuru, "Rocket Science" by Joyce Wrice and "Talk" by Khalid and Disclosure. We talk kangaroos and Jeremy Lin then watch a vegemite sandwich video. The show ends hot with us talking ASMR, VR, Ready Player One, Supaidaman, and toy anatomy.

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This one starts off with us checking out Will Smith's instagram. We talk about Big Willy turning down the Matrix, and Nate has some ideas on American politics in 2020. We watch the Aladdin trailer, discuss Bohemian Rhapsody and go through Dan Harmon's instagram. We talk foos gone wild, the Soulstice wizard and light sabers. Nate balls up some high schoolers and has an odd in n out order for one. We talk Yu Gi Oh, watch a kid on medication and then get deep into fast food. Jake has some strong sauce opinions, Nate has a late dunch and then he gets a cramp. We take a break and come back eating Flipz and shortbread cookies for the remainder of the episode. It is noticeable. Joints of the Week are "Crucifix" by Jonwayne, "Talk" by Khalid and Disclosure, and "Wishing on a Star" by Rose Royce. Jake goes to Vegas and lives a market price life now. We talk about the All That reboot, Nate's sick dick, scatman, and we build a sexy playlist. We discuss Cat Stevens and bindles, then Jake introduces us to a new drug craze ravaging the nation's youth. We talk KFC, and King's Hawaiian Rolls and denim t-shirts. Then we come up with our best product concept yet.

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This one is Jake, Nicky and the third wheel. We come in physically fighting one another. We watch a generations of NFL players do the same thing in a commercial. Nicky's going full bird in 2019, everybody is getting fringe. Nate is on the hunt for some leather for Eden(June 21-23). We talk ranch, 2 Newmans and a Numan. It's the Chinese New Year, we're all roosters. Nate talks signs over "Cars" and takes ion showers. We talk Dragonball technology and Cultured Butt Milk is born. We watch a rat snake, chinchillas, and koalas fighting. We take a break and come back with the joints of the week. We listen to all the joints of the week while looping the Jesus Chroist guy poplocking and recommend you all do the same. The songs are "Slippery Slope" by Blockhead, "Still Feel" by Half Alive and "Space Song" by Beach House. We talk the new wolverine, the armor of God. We read some jokes, talk burst pressure concerns. We're also getting so many emails. Jake tells us about his Tuesday, we talk guests we want on the show. Nate is a sick dick truffle pig, Jake eats sharks and octopus, we shout out foos gone wild, and round out the show talking 21 savage.

This is ese Midnight, and Jason joins us again this episode. We talk about the new year, Jake and Nicky took a trip to Tahoe. It's gonna be a ripped 2019, we're all getting on dick pills and Nate's becoming an instagram yoga model. Jason did a cholo photoshoot, and we wonder if Asians eat Cheetos. Jake has some insight. We find Cheetos Nikes, and Jason tells the tale of Winston McFee. The podcast is moving to Mexico with Jesse Ventura and we will all be draped in the finest Arizona Iced tea clothing. We watch Grover cussing, and look at Young Joc's new hairstyle. Usher's new hair inspires a hot new character. Then we talk about violating fruits, a real life groot, Nicky's lotion guy and gator wrestling. We take a break, and Jason has an E-40 story. Joints of the week are "Trap Door" by MF DOOM and Jake One, "At Your Best" by Frank Ocean, that new Bobby Caldwell and "Habit" by Still Woozy. Jason has a Nate poop story, we talk Trigger Warning, Nateflex and NRA Garcia. We watch a crackhead rapping and Jason speaks a bit about the upcoming Eden. We discover an Australian anthem and round out the show talking Azealia Banks and wrestling.

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