We come out of the gates talking ass eating. Jake's drinking habits are changing, we talk tattoos and Nicky is accuse of being a wook. Jake wants to take a trip to the Funbox, and shamelessly plugs his own business. We talk brand recognition, sugar mamas, and Nicky has a Lazy Dog black out. Jake doesn't think he can touch poop, we talk Spider-Man PS4, bird videos, zombies, and Americans at buffets. We talk about the infallible Thomas Dolby, then take a break. We come back with an inappropriate Sour Patch discussion, and find out Jake is a champagne girl now. We wonder which alcohol we handle best and worst, learn to not pour water on drunks, dreams and consumerism. Nicky got left at school as a young lad, we talk teacher's lounge pooping, and Jake has half a mind and half a body. We end with our joints of the week: "D/Vision" by J.I.D. ft. Earth Gang and "East Atlanta Love Letter" by 6LACK ft. Future

Nicky has a Mr and Mrs Smith story, Jake has a shout out. We talk Night Train, and an upcoming wine drunk podcast, the levels in Ric Flair's mic, and Jake's wrestling intro music. We wonder if Squidward's art was misunderstood and fry up some solo clarinet. Jake fights withdrawal at Disney, and plans a Bruno Mars trip. We talk Hide the Pain Harold, Nate pops in real quick, we discuss an enterprising young couple in Florida, and Nicky has a dog boner story. Joints of the week are "Bangladesh" By Your Old Droog and Heems, and "Slow Motion" by Easy Life. We take a break and round out the rest of the show talking about Disney Channel original movies.

We talk McDonald's, Nicky is a bad spokesman, Jake reheats old fries, then we go over Chopped strategies, discuss Frank's Red Hot, Oreos, Jake's journey to cookie mecca, and the Buffalo Bills. We talk about the mass shooting at a Madden tournament, zodiac signs, theme weddings, Brendan Fraser, and we watch a clip from Dickie Roberts. We ponder what makes dudes good looking, what is compound butter, and the time Jake was going to be a substitute teacher. Then we talk about weird food combos and we take a break. Joints of the week are "Smoke it if you got em" by King Chip and "Tone's Rap" by Badbadnotgood and Ghostface Killah. We talk sweat shorts and Elvis, then we move to the Avengers, and South Korea's Tae Kwon Do team. And we round out the episode going over some of Anthony Bourdain's beefs with celebrity chefs.

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Dylon returns! We start off with a brief update, then talk teen vogue, a 12 year old comedian, the potential space force logos, and watch Mike Pence with Halo music. We contemplate cutting our nips off and Nicky gives a lesson on pasteurization. We talk about running out on Denny's bills, Oakland, and jizz in sinks. We cover the USC gynecologist scandal, and debate scooby doo's full name. Joints of the week are "The Full Retard" by El-P, "Kept Back" by Gucci Mane and Lil Pump and "Slow, Loud, and Bangin" by Chamillionaire. We talk about Portlandia and Mary Halsey, find out we can't whistle, and round out the show with the saga of LONG LOOOOOOOONG MAAAAN!

Nate comes through for a summer update. We are also joined by Colin Mochrie, and later by Ryan Stiles, both of "Whose Line is It Anyway" fame. We get an update on Nate's summer, talk pimping cars out, and a boxer brief mishap. Nicky has an awkaward ride home, we talk about amnesiacs, and Nate has a hot conspiracy that leads us to an out-of-our-depth conversation about time travel. We talk "Lockup Raw", Nicky sees an eyehole, the slot thickens, then we take a break. Joints of the week are "The Impression That I Get" by the Mighty Mighty Bosstones, "Brossface Brippler" by Westside Gunn, Benny and Busta Rhymes, "Green Rain" by Mvzonik and "Don't Know Much" by Sam Cooke. We talk about Drew Carey's legs, ISIS recruiting through Tinder, driving without music, and we end the show watching a Snoop Dogg sign language interpreter.

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