We're real loose from the jump. Jake is Nicky and the one true Larry joins us. Jake gets a massage, Nicky has an Indian impression, we talk heated floors and Asian toilets. Nicky's got a cold dick, we're reading jokes now, and Jake has an ass loofah. We discuss Louis CK, Chris Rock and the N word. Then we talk about some otters, safari parks, and Harry Potter. We take a break and come back on that fugu. Our joints of the week are "Dice Game" by the Cool Kids, "Hipster Girl" by Falcxne and Naji and "Beauty and Essex" by the Free Nationals, Daniel Caesar and Unknown Mortal Orchestra. We start feeling vegan and then talk about the McDonalds app and the Chick Fil A app. Larry is Max Pickles, we listen to an acoustic rap cover, and Jake likes egg nog now. We talk boiled eggs, new years resolutions, and Russian rapping guy is born and dies. We discuss 4 point lines and Steph Curry's shoes of God. Nicky is getting sweats and we review Jake's year with his ankles out.

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It's the Christmas episode! Nate shows up dressed like a cowboy fresh out the boot barn. We listen to a Lil Jon Kool-Aid Man Xmas collab. Nicky has gifts and we talk about one of our favorite genres in film. Jake is an Adam Sandvant, and we dicuss the work of Matt Damon. Nate is going to be the next Iron Man so we go over his new headshots. We take a look at the movement for small dick acceptance, and Nate's got a special Western themed sexcapades. We go over Pornhub's top searches of 2018, then we take a break. Nicky debuts a new urban character, and we get into our joints of the week: "Hot Cheetos" by Mononeon, "4 Tha Three" by Big K.R.I.T. and "You Never Even Called Me By My Name" by David Allan Coe. We talk about Andrew Zimmern's glasses, and Japanese Pitbull. We watch Yee Yeet and an Action Bronson Wayne Brady freestyle. Jake is a hard K guy, Nate's an audience member and Nicky's got a frigid 7. Thanks for listening, Larries!

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Nicky has some sick ass aviators on and Nate struggles the entire episode with super cool new mic. We talk about the Buffers, Bulldog Liquidators, Funbox, and what we would follow across the country. We talk about Tyra Banks, MXC and Nate getting into ultimate tag. We all love crank, and we watch a man refer to MF DOOM on MSNBC. We think about what rap lines we'd like to see pop up on the news, talk about Gunplay, and Danny Brown's New Years resolution. Nicky recite Monopoly off top, Nate 3D prints with his mind, and we go back and forth on some sketch ideas. We talk SpaceX launching rockets, and get deep into post mortem bodily functions, angel lust they call it. We talk about the worst thing to say while finishing, Nate destroyed some glasses and Nicky's got Ed Hardy ropes. Our joints of the week are "Be Thankful For What You've Got" by Massive Attack, "What I Talk" by Danny Brown and "Goodie Bag" by Still Woozy. We all woo together, form the Acoustigos, talk sleeper cereals and Nate has some fresh sexcapades. Jake has a chia baby, goji berries are too damn expensive, and Nate doesn't want to talk about a business idea. We shout out our top listeners, and end the show talking belts and fake camel toes.

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26. My M.F.B.F. by Sometime Around Midnight

Jayycam joins us on Black Friday. We talk camming, the extremes of YouTube, and little people porn. We learn Nate has nice girly feet and discuss the next body part to become sexualized in popular culture. We look into vaginal weight lifting, Nicky has a horrible Harry Potter riff, and Jason introduces us to iamperez, periodt! We take a break and come back with another wave check video. We discuss being transracial, what you put online these days, and eggs. Jason has stories from his time as a mormon, and gets rubbed down with vaseline. We talk Tyler the Creator and Jaden Smith. We take another break and come back with our joints of the week: "LMF" by Smino, "Tesselation" by Mild High Club, "Millionaire Dick" by City Girls and "Do The Astral Plane" by Flying Lotus. We might be throwing up our W wrong, Jason witnessed a death, and we end the show talking Thanksgiving.

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We start with some technical difficulties and Nicky quickly establishes himself as the alpha. We watch fan fights and sports brawls on Youtube and discuss an idea for our own Youtube videos. We talk internet gangs and goes through the gangs subreddit. We watch a cartel member executed in a hospital, and Nate brings us back to a previous Kim K debate. We google leather midgets, Nicky has some home cleaning advice, and get into another edition of Nate's sexcapades! Jake introduces everybody to the fartini challenge, and we discuss a new condom business. We talk legal psilocybin, then take a break. Coming back, our joints of the week are "Pyrex" by Sean Price, "Connected" by Victor Oladipo and "Moondance" by Van Morrison. Nicky is the galpha, and Marcus Territory is born. We discuss a live podcast nobody wants, joke underwear, and have a little sneaker talk. We watch a baptism fumble and a formula 3 crash, then talk Taco Bell's marketing strategies. We listen to Tom Green's song from Road Trip, and get caught up listening to accents. We watch Pawnsylvania from Kroll Show, and Bayou Benny and Maine Justice from SNL. We talk Jheri curls, watch a public wave check. The show ends with Nicky desperately searching for a bird photo and Nate singing Blister in the Sun.

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We're all gay this episode! Nate plugs his new book and we discuss Pete Davidson's weekend update joke. We wonder where we would rob, and then start a pizza company. We talk about All That coming back, Kenan Thompson, and Nate's sexual frustration. Nicky has a new segment, then we get into some sneeze science. We talk the Fast and the Furious and the Rock, and Bam Margera. Nate wrote the story of Jesus with an alien, and we talk confirmed miracles, then we take a break. Joints of the week are "Pussy on Repeat" by Spillage Village, "Bahamas" by ASAP Mob and "Spend It" by Dae Dae. We talk Nick Young's affinity for coke, Todd Bridges, and phobias. Then we get into another edition of Nate's sexcapades. We talk 4 somes, and ponder the age old question; why hypocrite gay? Then we talk dead celebs, Jake has a joke, porno titles, our porn names, watersports, the heat of the urine. And the show ends with us talking the Kardashians, sirens, and succubi.

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Nate is back and we're drinking Hornitos. We talk plasma speakers, Black Sabbath. Nate has souls on deck, but no soul of his own. Nicky is raising wolves, and we talk pube trimming. Then Nicky steps down to third mic. We talk about "Spitgate", Shannon Sharpe, and a Trump dating app. Then, we shout out Chris D'Elia and go cruising around Worldstar. Nicky is getting wavy. Nate farts, and Jake feels himself getting old. Then we take a break, and come back coming up with Hornitos slogans. Our joints of the week are "Curse" by The Internet, "Sauce" by Ella Mai and "Locket" by Crumb. We talk Adam Sandler movies, Nicky cries a lot, and Jake gets mad European. We listen to Khruangbin, Feng Suave, The Smiths and more Feng Suave. We read through some of an interview with Chris Lavish. Then, we find out about Nate's first concert and the show ends with the musical stylings of Marc Rebillet.

We are back with two guests: Late Nate and, for the first time on the podcast, Xander. Nate makes banana noises, we watch a man roundhouse kick a woman, Deontay Wilder punching a burrito, and Derick Lewis post fight interviews. We talk Khabib and McGregor, Jake pitches a new look and we look at JNCO jeans. Nate's sexcapades come up. His third ball dropped, you can check it out on his private snapchat. We talk Bill Cosby getting slapped by or with a chicken patty, and That's So Raven, then we take a break. We come back with more banana noises, and we fall in love watching banana ASMR. We discuss whether or not it's chill to eat pigeons and then get into our joints of the week. Nicky plays "Understood" by Mick Jenkins, Nate's joint is "Gateway" by Shy Layers, Jake's is "Climax" by Young Thug and 6LACK, and Xander's is "Cutthoat Soup" by Mac Dre. We watch a Riff Raff freestyle, and ponder Sway's hats. We talk Lady Gaga and the oldest person we'd throw down with. Nicky leaves to take a shit, and Jake and Nate start an Asian hair care business while he's gone. We talk racist old people, Nate claims to be an alien who recently watched Rodney Mullen's TED Talks. We talk barefoot running and mostly talk about shoes until the very end when Nate BELTS out a bit of Hall & Oates