We finally did it. Or rather, Rachel finally did it. She finally watched Once Upon a Time. And it was all for Killian Jones. JUST LIKE HE DESERVES. Happy birthday to Lauren, while this episode is basically sorting David, Rumpelstiltskin and Killian Jones (or as they're more commonly know, Prince Charming, the Dark One and Captain Hook) it's really ONLY the Killian Jones episode. Because it's Lauren's birthday, and she's in love with him. No joke. Stay away from him. Anyway, these house choices were VERY obvious to us, but what about you? Did you enjoy hearing about why Killian is the way he is for an hour and a half? Let us know, we'll spend more time talking about him, and we'll like it. It's fine. Rachel will go this feral next year when we sort Stranger Things. Being unhinged is healthy. 

CLAP CLAP. ANTS! CLAP CLAP. ANTS! CLAP CLAP. ANTS! This week we're covering the most well-known superhero family in the Marvel franchise - that's right, it's the Ant fam. Sole defeaters (so far) of Kang the Conqueror. Despite Rachel hyping you up with her constant complaining about having to do yet another Marvel movie, we actually HAD A LOT OF FUN. AND IT'S NOT BECAUSE WE'RE SO ANTSY (haha GET IT) TO GET TO OUR ONCE UPON A TIME EPISODE. We liked Quantumania! Shout out to Katherine Newton aka Cassie Lang aka Claire Novak from Supernatural! She's going places. Those places will no longer be Supernatural conventions. Anyway, we sorted Scott Lang, Hope Van Dyne, and Cassie Lang. Unfortunately we did not sort Hank Pym (spoiler for anyone who didn't get it after the man rolled in with his giant ant army: he's a Ravenclaw). This summary has gone absolutely off the rails. Next week Lauren is going to ramble for approximately 108 minutes about Killian Jones aka Captain Hook. Stay tuned.

WE WANT TO BELIEVE. Or Mulder does, Scully is still unsure. Our first guest episode of 2023 goes to our very good friend Nish, who demanded we shit sort the X-Files (don't worry, Rachel and Lauren are going to watch the whole thing now). It's impossible not to know anything about the X-Files in popular culture, and especially impossible when you come from the cultural cesspool that is Supernatural, so we know. We just didn't KNOW. We came in expecting one certain house pairing. And then Rachel tried to force it to be another house pairing. But ultimately, Mulder and Scully are actually a very cool, unique house pairing. Say pairing again. Pairing. Anyway. Listen to the episode to hear we how we excited we are about this duo, and especially the dynamic of this duo even despite their houses. We're very excited, this isn't a lie. All hail the aliens and this ultimate het-bait of a show.

Do you wanna hear a podcaaaaaaast? Come on let's go and play! We're back! Happy New Year y'all! We're back from our mini-break (which was very sorely needed) to talk about the first Disney movie we've ever sorted! Frozen is one of our favorites (and Elsa is definitely one of Lauren's favs) so we were excited to dive in and cool down for the new year. We sorted pretty much everyone who deigned to show their face in this movie - no one is safe. Snuggle down in your ice castle and join us as we sort out everyone in Arendelle.

What can we say about The Holiday? Everyone absolutely loves it, but no one ever mentions it when they're listing favorite Christmas/holiday movies. Why not???? How can you not shout about how good and amazing this movie is? Even Jack Black, who is unable to ever be anyone but Jack Black, is somehow fantastic in this romcom. It's the holiday season here at SOB Pod so this week we're talking about everyone's favorite underappreciated movie. We sort the four main characters, Iris, Amanda, Graham and Miles, and forget the names of everyone else (we are deeply sorry Arthur, you are the best character in the whole movie). Rachel and Lauren did not consult on their sorting choices beforehand, so there's ALMOST conflict (not really, Lauren is very convincing) and an exciting sorting hat trick we rarely see but get all giddy over. Join in on the winter fun and happy holidays everyone! Also know our poll is rigged and next episode will absolutely be Just Friends.