It's our first threepeat! We're back in the world of Doctor Who to talk about 11's companions (and River, who was never a companion). Just like 10 has a favorite house, so it seems does 11. This era of Doctor Who is chock full of wibbly wobbly timey wimey, with River being a Pond kid and moving backwards while the Doctor and her parents more forward...it sure does make for some unique sorting. Are we here mostly for the women? Absolutely. Do we have thoughts about Rory? He's ok we guess. Anyway, screw Clara, screw the Weeping Angles and most of all screw anyone who thinks Amy and River are in any other house than the ones we say they're in. Listen to our episode and be schooled! Remember, we like sorting, sorting is cool.

Vought tried to keep this information hidden, but we here at Sort of Brilliant knew no one would be able to rest until you knew what house all of these crazy Supes (and the man trying to kill them all) are in. Sure, now we're on Homelander's hit list for reading him for filth, and sure, maybe Butcher calls us a couple of cunts (non-affectionate) but at least Soldier Boy still loves us! What? Oh...he's back in the cryo-tank? Well, this is awkward. Ah. Anyway. We're back at it for Rachel's birthday (HAPPY BIRTHDAY RACHEL) to talk about some of the most unhinged men in media. Why do we continue to love unhinged men? The world may never know. Soldier Boy, if you're reading this after waking up again, call me.

It's 2AM on the day this podcast releases and I'm only now remembering to upload it. I think this slapstick type comedy matches the ~vibe~ of the episode, you know. Because I am too stunned by how beautiful these women are to remember my own name. This week, in honor of the release of Thor: Love and Thunder, we are sorting the women of Thor. That's right, this week is all about Jane, Valkyrie and Hela and they are better than ALL OF US. That's not an argument. They're also all different houses, although let's just say a certain house runs in the family (not for Loki though, he's adopted). So kick back, throw in some Guns N' Roses as very very low background music, and listen to us talk about women for an hour straight.

We did it. We reached the end. It's the last live action Spider-Man we'll ever sort. At least until they replace Tom Holland. For Hannah's birthday this year we sort the BEST Spider-Man (Rachel doesn't write these descriptions so her opinion means nothing) - The Amazing Spider-Man! For those of you not in the know, that's Andrew Garfield's Spider-Man. He is the best example of his house, they in fact do live among you like regular human beings. Gwen is also a fabulous example. Harry not so much, we only get 20 minutes of this Harry and he's the worst. But Hannah at least likes him better than James Franco Harry. Go figure. Anyway, in this episode we learn why, in hindsight, actually TASM was the best, the houses of Peter, Gwen and Harry and, for some reason, Rachel keeps reminding us that Tobey Spider-Man was in fact the villain. It's her soapbox for this episode, just go with it.

We're back at Mythic Quest Headquarters with some more of the gang! Bless this show for giving us so many interesting people to sort. Even David, who by his very nature is not interesting, somehow manages to be interesting because of it. Unfortunately his light dims in the face of Brad and Jo in this episode, but we were surprised he held up as well as he did. All of the houses this week were VERY INTERESTING to talk and think about. Like wait until you heat about Jo and David. How. And you can probably already guess Brad's house without listening to us, if we've taught you anything at all, but I can't put any faith in our teaching skills, so I guess we'll pretend it's a surprise anyway. Wait. What do you mean you haven't seen Mythic Quest yet? Go watch Mythic Quest my god, Apple TV is only $5.99 a month and it's like 20 half hour episodes, buy it for a month, THE FIVE DOLLARS AND CHANGE IS WORTH IT. Why are you still here? Wait no, listen to our episode. Even if you haven't seen the show. But then go watch the show ok.

You know you love us. Trolls and cyberbullies of the 2020s decade have nothing on Gossip Girl, who was really just around to terrorize a niche group of privileged white rich kids and the Brooklyn poors who plagued them. YOU CANNOT BEAT AN EARLY 2000S CW SHOW, SO DON'T EVEN TRY. Kristen Bell truly brings life to Dan Humphrey's psychotic tendencies, and we're all just along for the ride. You may think you know where all these kids along, but my sources tell me you probably don't. You may also be asking, why the Nate Archibald erasure? Blame Rachel for that one, she doesn't think he has main character energy. So instead we sort the mess that is Dan, Serena, Chuck and Blair. Spoiler alert: there is not a single Ravenclaw to be found here. Do y'all even read these descriptions? You should, it's where I do my best work, just like GG. Too bad she wasn't Georgina, or Derota like we all deserved. Anyway. XOXO GG.